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Lily Smith

@liltinker.bsky.social
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Minor irritant and general liability. Maker of collages, t-shirts, stories and distressing smells.

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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes, the only thing stopping me from keeping the stock myself is that it physically disables my stumpy little hands.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If this flag offends you, get in the sea.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sinister Carpet beaded coasters ready to go
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Actual photographic evidence for the existence of Harry Price.
Exterior of haunted house with Harry Price, BBC employee and dog.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Finally, a diagnosis
Vintage advert for Iron Jelloids
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Quite warm.
Melting gramophone record.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I've found this email combination works
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Mmmmm, foof
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
well, that's embarrassing.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'll say it's toasted.
Vintage Lucky Strike advert featuring a leering man.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Should probably jail the rest of him really.
Newspaper headline reading face of man jailed after admitting to making indecent phone calls.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Turns out I’m not that bad at remembering colors. 42.7/50. Worse than you? dialed.gg
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The bread is judging me.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Congratulations to Bram Stoker, quite the achievement.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
bahaha
Cat for adoption named Kitler.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Wandering Medusa
Hanging basket with a face stuck on it
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The pumpkins are having their last outing.
Five carved pumpkins
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Ahead of his time.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Plus ca change...
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
How could anyone bear to part with their Brian Turner Toby jug?
eBay listing for a Toby jug of TV chef Brian Turner.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Article from The Girl's Own Paper 1938, "It's Fun to be Fat".
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Getting a job lot of these to flog down the market.
Georgian flag - red cross on a white field with four smaller crosses.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Slim plotline
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Andrew Eldritch, football pundit.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Well, I'm pleased for Carol, but I'm not sure it needs to be advertised.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It's nice they found a use...
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Finally, an exercise routine I can stick to.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Just for info, actual Scouse street.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Checking through vintage magazines today - welcome to 'Chums' from November 1933, when 'Young Hitlerites' were still considered as a sort of scout movement.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Tastes like chicken
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Ad for Black Mirror in Invasion of the Bodysnatchers
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Bloody bossy fan
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Bloody bossy lettuce
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ok, but how many people want a Trump themed yarn bowl?
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Good job I'm easily amused.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Nice of Mary Poppins to look after him.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Ooh, Christmas Quiz! Here's an old-style Quality Street tin, and the modern equivalent. If you empty the plastic tub into the tin, how many sweets do you have over?
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I just got the advent calendar out, and Gruber has escaped. THERE'S A TINY WOODEN PSYCHOPATH HIDING SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Cannot...compute...
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Happy Friday! So, here's what I've been up to this week, all mashed together and all available from PulpedArt.redbubble.com Now I'm off for a nice cup of tea and a lie down in a darkened room.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Aldi is in the forefront of the fight against spoon crime.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Greetings from the days before autocorrect.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
I'm at the pictures to see Poor Things - it's packed!
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