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Lily Smith

@liltinker.bsky.social
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Minor irritant and general liability. Maker of collages, t-shirts, stories and distressing smells.

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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 8h
I'm watching the Reluctant Vampire, but I'm distracted by being able to see the breath of the undead.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Madison Avenue is like a brand in Matalan that's £5 more than usual #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like when my mum thought she was being stalked by Razorlight's America #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@tj-millen.bsky.social was haunted by this song, back in the day #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are having a lovely time though. Making their own fun #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not the best miming, is it? #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am already running to the hills #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They forgot the chair, the muppets #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't understand it and so I don't like it #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you're an adult you have to spend your free time doing what Tom Sawyer had to do as a punishment.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I was happily sat spot-cleaning the carpet and my neighbour came and asked if I would go round and pick up an escaped snake because she was too scared to do it herself. How's your Sunday going?
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Braxton's mum just shouted that she wouldn't feel the benefit #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome to Jazzercise For Hairdressers' Models #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This episode is like one of those festivals of tribute acts #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Britney's backstage having an out of body experience #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yay, it's Lolly and her mum-dancers #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Fragma singer always reminds me of Joan Sims #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The tortoises are sat in the door of their old house, watching me, in the rain, put grips on the ramp of their new house. And even from here, I can see them deciding that they'll never go in.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If this flag offends you, get in the sea.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have never wanted a freaky time less #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'd forgotten that Jessica Simpson sounded like she was being sick #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What the hell is wrong with people? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
RNLI reviews security after protests in Dover and Portsmouth
Volunteers were targeted online after it assisted in the rescue of people crossing the Channel on Sunday.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Robocop has quite a camp walk, doesn't he?
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sinister Carpet beaded coasters ready to go
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is the worst #totp ever.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Kids being on their phones all the time isn't a new thing. When I was young, it was all about watching TV all day. There was probably a spell of children being told off for watching the barometer. "Kyle, put that fire out and get some fresh air. You can watch the cave paintings after your tea."
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Actual photographic evidence for the existence of Harry Price.
Exterior of haunted house with Harry Price, BBC employee and dog.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Finally, a diagnosis
Vintage advert for Iron Jelloids
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy unusually terrifying St Swithin's day to all who panic.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is what happens when you're not allowed to throw milkshakes at Nigel Farage.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We're having a very exciting day - new knickers and a different type of tea.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Mum said that sanctimonious is such a good word to describe Cliff Richard. I said yes, but twat is easier to spell #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Having a strong reaction to Mark Goodier's instruction to shake my bonbon #totp
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Quite warm.
Melting gramophone record.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Mmmmm, foof
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm watching Eye For An Eye, in which John Travolta has wooden hair.
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm having a Doop flashback. And nobody wants that #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This would benefit from pleather and random gloves #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I want a full version of Lordi's Save Your Kisses For Me #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I would like fewer operatic outbursts next year, please #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Half-hearted Prince Charming dance routine? #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Poundland Paul Stanley #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
What a relief, I thought it was over! #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Time travelling Dave Hill at the keyboards was not on my bingo card #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Is that James Corden on drums? #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
He should have gone to the toilet first #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I was not expecting that #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
They've gone full am-dram #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Shipwrecked bride #eurovision
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Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
How long is it since The Matrix, by the way? #eurovision
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