Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 8hI'm watching the Reluctant Vampire, but I'm distracted by being able to see the breath of the undead. 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Madison Avenue is like a brand in Matalan that's £5 more than usual #totp 030
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Like when my mum thought she was being stalked by Razorlight's America #totp 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@tj-millen.bsky.social was haunted by this song, back in the day #totp 110
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They are having a lovely time though. Making their own fun #totp 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When you're an adult you have to spend your free time doing what Tom Sawyer had to do as a punishment. 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So I was happily sat spot-cleaning the carpet and my neighbour came and asked if I would go round and pick up an escaped snake because she was too scared to do it herself. How's your Sunday going? 001
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Braxton's mum just shouted that she wouldn't feel the benefit #totp 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Welcome to Jazzercise For Hairdressers' Models #totp 020
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This episode is like one of those festivals of tribute acts #totp 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Britney's backstage having an out of body experience #totp 010
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Fragma singer always reminds me of Joan Sims #totp 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The tortoises are sat in the door of their old house, watching me, in the rain, put grips on the ramp of their new house. And even from here, I can see them deciding that they'll never go in. 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'd forgotten that Jessica Simpson sounded like she was being sick #totp 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What the hell is wrong with people? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukRNLI reviews security after protests in Dover and PortsmouthVolunteers were targeted online after it assisted in the rescue of people crossing the Channel on Sunday. 011
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Kids being on their phones all the time isn't a new thing. When I was young, it was all about watching TV all day. There was probably a spell of children being told off for watching the barometer. "Kyle, put that fire out and get some fresh air. You can watch the cave paintings after your tea." 030
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Actual photographic evidence for the existence of Harry Price. 100
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Happy unusually terrifying St Swithin's day to all who panic. 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This is what happens when you're not allowed to throw milkshakes at Nigel Farage. 110
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026We're having a very exciting day - new knickers and a different type of tea. 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Mum said that sanctimonious is such a good word to describe Cliff Richard. I said yes, but twat is easier to spell #totp 010
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Having a strong reaction to Mark Goodier's instruction to shake my bonbon #totp 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I'm watching Eye For An Eye, in which John Travolta has wooden hair. 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I'm having a Doop flashback. And nobody wants that #eurovision 010
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026This would benefit from pleather and random gloves #eurovision 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I want a full version of Lordi's Save Your Kisses For Me #eurovision 070
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I would like fewer operatic outbursts next year, please #eurovision 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Half-hearted Prince Charming dance routine? #eurovision 010
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Time travelling Dave Hill at the keyboards was not on my bingo card #eurovision 010
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026He should have gone to the toilet first #eurovision 000
Lily Smith @liltinker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026How long is it since The Matrix, by the way? #eurovision 000