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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Holy hot granola before bedtime Batman! That was well tasty. 😊

🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I'd really like to unscrew my legs and pop them in the fridge overnight. Got the serious twitchies tonight - fucking meds better kick in soon. (RLS sucks balls)

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Some days call for a big fat sandwich. Today was one of them. Burp. 😁

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The sound effects of Viz character Johnny Fartpants, ranked: 1) QUAKE 2) RUMBLE 3) QUACK 4) HONK 5) PARP 6) FSSSSSP 7) QWOFF 8) PHRAAAP 9) BRAPP 10) QUONK

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

One day I want to open a shop selling fruits de mer and I'll call it "Prawn Broker" 😂🦐🧡 New (finished today) ink.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Ever get the feeling it's going to be a loooooooooong day? 🫩

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Much better - even if today has turned out somewhat chaotic. I'm enjoying it though.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Thanks for all of your kind thoughts today. I have made it this far without crying which is impressive! I did treat myself to this pink cuddly birdie that honks when you squish it. 😂

A pink plush birdie. Think flamingo meets parrot. It also makes honking sounds. Haha.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Thank you. I am also going to make sure I don't use any harsh words against anyone else! 🫢

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Time to brace myself and face the world. I'd rather hide at home but the pub needs rolls making and flowers sorting.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I feel like I'm one harsh word from bursting into tears today. Fingers crossed the world is feeling kind eh?

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I ended up taking a beer delivery for the pub, and went for a walk in the park. Definitely ready for bed now.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

This is absolutely true. I was up at bird fart this morning - haven't been sleeping well. An extra early night might just happen.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I just got all excited thinking that I can go to bed now I've eaten. It's only bloody tea time.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

It is a bit wet but absolutely banging taste wise. That'll be getting frozen for future meals.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Hippy "meatloaf" is go. Chickpeas, lentils, vegetables etc. Smells delish already. ☺️

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I haven't picked up a crochet hook in months. So of course I'm getting back on it with a French pattern. Hopefully it'll be a petit coquillage. 🐚

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I want meatloaf. Or something similar. Unfortunately I don't have the ingredients to make it, and it's too pigging warm to go get any. I'm seriously considering one of those woosh deliveries right now. It's that or have tofu & noodles for supper. Sigh.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I'm sure I had some plans for today but mainly I've done the washing up and completely rearranged and redecorated my house in Stardew Valley. Top monday.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Gosh. I really did crash out. Might try this more often.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I was up at the crack of sparrow fart, had a nice early morning walk. Sprawled out on my bed now. I definitely need a rest day.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Ready? I dreamt I discovered The Papal Bat last night. It's a special one eared bat that can issue Papal Apologies and Pardons. In Latin. Then I got married, then it got weird. Nice dress though. 😂

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Today can fuck itself off into the fucking sea. Bloody good job I run a pub that sells gin innit! 🍸

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I'm bollocksed but it's been a great weekend. So good to hang out of the pub windows and watch the carnival mid prep. Even better to reopen the kitchen today and see so many clean plates come back. Smashed it! @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I had a small dinner today at the @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social Seitan, with a lil bit of everything else. Smashed it!

A small portion of roast dinner in a bowl.

An empty bowl with smears of gravy left.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Mine was flipping Vebgaboys first thing this morning! 😬

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Busy day ahead! We have got prep to do for Sunday dinners at @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social plus it's carnival today. That's always good noisy chaotic fun! Plus I get to level up in Pokémon Go! One kilometre to go.... 😁😁😁

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The Olde England Pub @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Hello lovely people. I took a bit of a break from sky world but I'm back to let you all know the kitchen is reopening for Sunday dinner this weekend - Sunday 14th. We'd love to see some friendly faces - walk ins welcome, food served from 1-5pm. 🍻🍽️🍷

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Just got a bit overwhelmed by life & pub. We are back to full power now and things are running smoothly. 😁

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Hey up muthafuckers. I thought I'd pop in & say hallooooo! 😁

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I should say this is called "Mrs Mackintosh's Roses." Charles Rennie Mackintosh's wife, Margaret Macdonald Mackintosh originally designed the iconic roses. Her work was more fluid than his, so this is my nod to her.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Overtired, overstimulated, and over not bloody sleeping. I think I might need an emergency cheese sandwich.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I was on a tidy up roll - stupidly stopped to eat and now I want a nap. In my defense I did clean the pub this morning!

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