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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Holy hot granola before bedtime Batman! That was well tasty. 😊

🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I'd really like to unscrew my legs and pop them in the fridge overnight. Got the serious twitchies tonight - fucking meds better kick in soon. (RLS sucks balls)

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Some days call for a big fat sandwich. Today was one of them. Burp. 😁

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The sound effects of Viz character Johnny Fartpants, ranked: 1) QUAKE 2) RUMBLE 3) QUACK 4) HONK 5) PARP 6) FSSSSSP 7) QWOFF 8) PHRAAAP 9) BRAPP 10) QUONK

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

One day I want to open a shop selling fruits de mer and I'll call it "Prawn Broker" 😂🦐🧡 New (finished today) ink.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Ever get the feeling it's going to be a loooooooooong day? 🫩

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Thanks for all of your kind thoughts today. I have made it this far without crying which is impressive! I did treat myself to this pink cuddly birdie that honks when you squish it. 😂

A pink plush birdie. Think flamingo meets parrot. It also makes honking sounds. Haha.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Time to brace myself and face the world. I'd rather hide at home but the pub needs rolls making and flowers sorting.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I feel like I'm one harsh word from bursting into tears today. Fingers crossed the world is feeling kind eh?

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I just got all excited thinking that I can go to bed now I've eaten. It's only bloody tea time.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Hippy "meatloaf" is go. Chickpeas, lentils, vegetables etc. Smells delish already. ☺️

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I haven't picked up a crochet hook in months. So of course I'm getting back on it with a French pattern. Hopefully it'll be a petit coquillage. 🐚

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I want meatloaf. Or something similar. Unfortunately I don't have the ingredients to make it, and it's too pigging warm to go get any. I'm seriously considering one of those woosh deliveries right now. It's that or have tofu & noodles for supper. Sigh.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I'm sure I had some plans for today but mainly I've done the washing up and completely rearranged and redecorated my house in Stardew Valley. Top monday.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Gosh. I really did crash out. Might try this more often.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I was up at the crack of sparrow fart, had a nice early morning walk. Sprawled out on my bed now. I definitely need a rest day.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Ready? I dreamt I discovered The Papal Bat last night. It's a special one eared bat that can issue Papal Apologies and Pardons. In Latin. Then I got married, then it got weird. Nice dress though. 😂

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Today can fuck itself off into the fucking sea. Bloody good job I run a pub that sells gin innit! 🍸

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I'm bollocksed but it's been a great weekend. So good to hang out of the pub windows and watch the carnival mid prep. Even better to reopen the kitchen today and see so many clean plates come back. Smashed it! @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I had a small dinner today at the @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social Seitan, with a lil bit of everything else. Smashed it!

A small portion of roast dinner in a bowl.

An empty bowl with smears of gravy left.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Busy day ahead! We have got prep to do for Sunday dinners at @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social plus it's carnival today. That's always good noisy chaotic fun! Plus I get to level up in Pokémon Go! One kilometre to go.... 😁😁😁

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The Olde England Pub @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Hello lovely people. I took a bit of a break from sky world but I'm back to let you all know the kitchen is reopening for Sunday dinner this weekend - Sunday 14th. We'd love to see some friendly faces - walk ins welcome, food served from 1-5pm. 🍻🍽️🍷

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Hey up muthafuckers. I thought I'd pop in & say hallooooo! 😁

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Overtired, overstimulated, and over not bloody sleeping. I think I might need an emergency cheese sandwich.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I was on a tidy up roll - stupidly stopped to eat and now I want a nap. In my defense I did clean the pub this morning!

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I don't know what has been going on in Northampton this weekend but we've had the chopper and plane up for two days now. All very loud, and quite disconcerting. 😬

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Who needs subtitles anyway? Matilda doesn't approve of Dutch drama clearly. Caturday rebellion.

A tortoiseshell cat is sitting on a playstation, obscuring a large part of the screen.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

A Saturday morning spent trapped under this lump is a good Saturday. Happy Caturday!

A tabby cat curled up on a lap. Close up of his eat. You can see his slightly curly fur.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

It sounds very weathery outside. Do not like! Thinks it's snuggle with an audio book time. 🎧📚🛌💤😌

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I am so fucking tired. I wonder how many Nytols will see me through til morning if I crash out now...

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Taking a slice out of your thumb with a mandoline - 😭 Washing your hair with a slice in your thumb - 😭😭😭😭😭

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I've been in a pretty foul mood all day - partly because everywhere I've been I can smell onions. Turns out I left my watch to charge near a peeled shallot, now my watchstrap honks. Ffs.

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The Olde England Pub @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Heyyyy - it's been a while. Pesky passwords. Anyhow - how are you all doing?

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

We're very excited at the @oldeenglandpub.bsky.social - it's drawing club tomorrow. Materials are provided, all are welcome. We should have some delicious freshly made rolls for you too. 🖼️

A poster that reads Drawing Club
Every Second Tuesday of the Month 6.30-9pm
Next Club: 10th March
Theme: Flowers

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I had a lovely walk round the Racecourse park this morning. It's looking pretty!

A picture of my local park with daffodils and white tree blossom.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I could cheerfully crawl into bed but there's still daylight and somehow it feels wrong to go to sleep before it's dark.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I can't decide if I'm bored or tired - or both. I figured I'd try having a lie down as that seems like the safest option!

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Second helping of haggis and mash. I could easily smash a third. 😅

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I am sick of bloody February. I just found myself looking for makeup online. I rarely wear it - whyyyyy?

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I made myself some vegan haggis today and it's fucking handsome.

Vegan haggis, mashed potato, and lovely rich gravy.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I was challenged to dress as Guinan from Star Trek TNG. I think I nailed it.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I just watched the latest Starfleet Academy. I was not ready for that! 🥹🥹😭

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I have been properly struck by the pub flurgy due to running round like a twat trying to get shit done. I sound like a yodelling goose! 😂 Definitely staying home in my house dress and resting!!

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Hey - hivemind. Has anyone tried those snoozeband thingies? So you can listen to stuff in bed without bugging anyone else... I need a solution for an upcoming boat trip with friends.

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Fuck sticks. I am sure I have a fixed long 4.5mm circular knitting needle but I'm buggered if I can find it. There's probably a long forgotten project having a poo-filled pop tart in a dark corner somewhere. 🧶

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🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸 @lilsausagefactory.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Happiness is discovering a whole channel devoted to heavy rescue shizz. 🚒🛻🚛

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