Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 25/09/2026I’m not sure I have the capacity to be funny right now but I do have the capacity to be cunty, so I’m going to do that. 040
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 05/09/2026What are you doing in my phone? Get out of there! 020
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 25/08/2026Damn, we really got a pup mask Kamen Rider before GTA6. 021
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 23/08/2026I really just be doing shit, man. (cc: @mrcropes.bsky.social) 261
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 18/08/2026I require the trans sylveon polaroid camera 051
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 05/08/2026I ignored the email this time and waited until they actually gave me the reminder phone call. It’s only a couple days, but it’s like…bro can you fucking lock in? 020
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 31/07/2026Oh no. She’s playing with lighting and sensuality. Someone arrest her. 050
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 29/07/2026I got to go on a boat in Victoria and it was so rad (also, wife reveal, I guess) 2121
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 17/07/2026Ten years from now, your eyes will sparkle, you’ll feel alive, and this life will have been worth it. That’s what I’d probably say if I could go back and speak to myself in 2016, anyway. 060
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 14/07/2026I made a dumb supercut of some out of context moments from the last @metalgearmondays.bsky.social that I didn’t really know what to do with. Anyway. (featuring @kilometresdavis.bsky.social and @djratking.bsky.social) 142
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 10/07/2026@alessiosummerfield.com is trying to replace me and I’m not having it. 260
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 03/07/2026They put da girl in da dress and put her by da open bar ✌🏽 030
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 26/06/2026Me: I’m gay Crowd: how gay are you? Me: check this out Crowd: damn this bitch gay 240
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 26/06/2026I regret to inform that the blue hair is gone so all I have left are pronouns. Sadge. 😔 1100
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 17/06/2026This is absolutely going to fuck with my brand… 010
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 26/05/2026did a dress this weekend for no reason except cute 050
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 23/05/2026i’m continuing to be very pleased with this top *and* this new hat 030
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 16/05/2026good morning. have you tried being a girl? it's very cool. 150
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 13/05/2026honestly the best part of living with my in-laws is that they have hella good mirrors 090
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 07/05/2026pov you’re my phone watching me not respect my posture 040
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 06/05/2026moving is fucking exhausting but i’m making it work 😴 230
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 19/04/2026what if we kissed in the goodwill botique hearse haha jk…unless? 161
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 13/04/202620 years since neil banged out the tunes 🫡 051
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 12/04/2026also, my god do I look good with tattooed thighs 020
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 12/04/2026not fully done but I’m so pleased so far! my best girl, a powerful scene, and a reminder to myself all rolled into one 💕 150
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 11/04/2026and why not? why shouldn’t i go get a spontaneous free tattoo from my friend at midnight? 140