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Lil Flonase

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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 8h
The Philadelphia 76ers will save me from all of this
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I yell at my cat all the time but I don’t think he understands.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can you imagine what this economy would be like if the US & Israel hadn’t started WWIII
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Phillies team is like the 2007 Mets in terms of late season collapse
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’re going to attempt to throw out millions of legit votes based on some DHS list aren’t they ?
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Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I was going to break your balls, I’d say, “Go get your shine box.”
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remembering ANDY WILLIAMS — who left us 14yrs ago today — via Honda’s brilliant 2005 commercial. “The Impossible Dream”
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If he dies of a stroke before his term is up there will be no pardons and no hand wringing by centrists over his imprisonment. Just some must see tv of new Nuremberg trials for the crooks and DHS Nazis.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Frame #56100 from S01 -E03 - Rice Battle-628391
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Where can I get murder hornets. Like are they sold in a store near me?
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Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tommy is a bad seed.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There some trees I know whom I love more than many people
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Uhhhh
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hope you brought urine!
A doormat in target that says how you brought wine in cursive but it really looks like hope you brought urine
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who is she 😻
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
whoooo caaaaaaressss
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can hear this car’s tires crunching in the gravel
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I memory holed a lot of the 9/11 shit as some of it was in my face but I was never afraid of or angry at Muslims. This country is a fuggin disgrace.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I remember it was the clearest most beautiful day in September and when I stepped outside of my office (Downtown Washington DC) interceptor jets were scrambling overhead.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
frens
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Diarrhea
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 09/09/2026
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
these dumb old white people are probably millionaires
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
😢
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What is stopping this admin from sending ICE to post offices on election week and confiscating ballots?
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The film ‘remarkably bright creatures’ is dogshit
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Circumventing Congressional oversight this reeks of corruption www.wsj.com/business/ene...
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Exclusive | Inside Trump’s Plan to Give the Pentagon a Stake in Venezuela’s Oil Riches
The deal capped months of secretive negotiations to give the U.S. rights to the some of the world’s largest proven oil reserves.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Glad I got to take my kids there several times. Really a disgrace for this to happen. But of course these days rich folks wouldn’t bother to step in and do anything about it.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🚨 🚨 🚨
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My grindset is taking a dump at work twice on Monday morning 💯
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s funny because it’s rich people being conned
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
FYI Frank Castle hates cops and has killed several corrupt ones.
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Historical Marker Ahead @historicalmarker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As Elvis Presley rode in his limo after arriving in Madison, WI, for his June 24, 1977, concert, his third-to-last show, he saw a fight at U.S. 51 & 151. He told his driver to pull over. He got into a karate stance and broke it up. This is a thing that happened. There’s a marker on the site.
Marker for Elvis Presley breaking up a fight in Madison, Wisconsin, in 1977. It includes a silhouette of him singing.Elvis Presley Fight Scene historical marker in Madison, Wisconsin. It reads:

On this site, the corner of Hwy 51 and East Washington Avenue around 1 am, on June 24th, 1977, Elvis Presley was riding in the 2nd of two limousines which had stopped for a red light. He was coming from a concert in Des Moines and had just arrived in Madison. Elvis noticed a young teen on the ground being beaten by two other youths here at the former Skyland Service Station. Elvis jumped out of his limo and moved quickly to the fight scene. They admitted later that they knew it was the legendary Elvis Presley who was standing in front of them in his classic karate stance saying "I'll take you on". After a few classic karate moves by Elvis, the youths recognized him, stood and shook hands, and promised to stop fighting. Elvis asked "Is everything settled now"? Elvis was on his way to the Sheraton and his last Madison appearance. He died 52 days later, on August 16th, 1977.
 
Erected 2007 by Suburban Wheels of Madison.
 
View of the Elvis Presley Fight Scene historical marker at U.S. 51 & 151 in Madison, Wisconsin. At the time of the 1977 fight, this property was a gas station. It’s now a used car lot.View of US 51 & 151 from the Elvis Presley fight scene marker in Madison, Wisconsin. Elvis’ limo was going south on 51 from the Madison airport, where he had just landed after a show in Des Moines, Iowa, on the way to his hotel at 1 am June 24, 1977, when he pulled over to break up a fight involving two men beating up a teenager.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lmao fuck a golf player
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If there isn’t going to be an extremely aggressive Project 2030 then we are never going to make it out of this
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Going to have to stay off this site today because Dolly Parton discourse is making me sad and wistful
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wonder why so many high up OpenAI executives have been leaving the company since they announced the IPO delay (rhetorical)
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
CAN SOMEBODY TEACH OLD PEOPLE HOW TO TEXT AND USE THEIR FUCKIN PHONES!!??
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the opposite of what will happen when Trump croaks. I will literally guzzle champagne.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There’s like 37 Fox channels and MSNOW is channel 146, and playing Al Sharpton on prime time. Wtf are they even doing is this deliberate?
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Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m trying to bang this broad. Help me out.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
they taped a shoebox with a hole in it to his ass so he can shit in it
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The fawning coverage and faux pearl clutching by MAGAts now gives way the silence. Missed by no one. A life lived and forgotten like a dog turd I once scraped off my shoe
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Philadelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Holy shit Philadelphia Phillies you are sickos
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Abhorrent
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