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Lil Flonase

@lilflonase.bsky.social
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Flaneur. reply gentleman. cinema. cat respecter. Philly 🦅 Abolish Ice I block people who jackoff to cartoons

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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 1h
then don’t vote and fuck off. Good luck asshole. We are sick of your shit
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 23h
It’s true. Also the eerie music soundtrack playing in the background, except it was Alice In Chains & Cypress Hill.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This mfer !
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This Birds team is hangry
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Barry White voice* “Quittin’ just ain’t my schtick 🎶 “ So incredible
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Accidentally told the truth
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He is a traitor
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you think impeachment would make him go away ? lol, he’ll be running the Republican party until he croaks.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lucky they didn’t kill his kid or another bystander.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a glory hole but it’s my parents on the other side saying they’re proud of me
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What a smug douchebag. He’s mad that Louis CK got caught.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go off queen
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also had a cameo in King of New York
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rest in Piss you fucking piece of shit
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Help? You could simply fire RFK, was Russia going to throw him out of a window ?
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Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought he’d never shut the fuck up.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Their stock went up during that Kap sponsorship, and tanked when they overproduced a bunch of stuff people didn’t buy post pandemic
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s as if running 80 year olds for reelection is hugely unpopular
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love blaming Sirianni tho and he fuggin deserves it
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
he can’t keep Doing This
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FUCKIN BOZO, LURIE NEEDS TO GET HIM AND MANNION OUT OF HERE.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the fuck was Sirianni thinking going for it on our own 40 up 20-10 in the 4Q. Lurie must fire this idiot now
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sirianni must go. How many more times must we be subjected to this awful play calling
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sirianni is a fraud
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sirianni calling a TO to figure how he can blow this scoring opportunity
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Desperation of the Repiglicans party as I’m forced to watch paid TX Senate advertisements in Pennsylvania
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WTF is Siranni doing. Gawdawful call.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fire Sirianni. Worst play calling sequence imaginable
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
blowing my kids college savings money on 5 team parlay
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The next regime must convince American voters of the importance of raising taxes on wealthy and reigning in defense spending
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Philadelphia 76ers will save me from all of this
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In Philadelphia he is referred to as “Laces Out, Romo”
static.klipy.com
Tony Romo's Blocked Kick Mistake
Alt: Tony Romo botches the one chance he ever had as a pro to advance beyond the 1st round mediocrity to which Cowpies fans are accustomed.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listen to an interview with him and you will realize that he is in fact a huge douchebag and knob.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wished a broken leg on a specific athlete once on socials and received a ban so I won’t be commenting on Deshaun here
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I yell at my cat all the time but I don’t think he understands.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can you imagine what this economy would be like if the US & Israel hadn’t started WWIII
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This bald loser can duck right off
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is a mid term election, none of what your describing is possible
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
USAID has been destroyed, it’s not just a matter of funding. Money doesn’t make it come back when MAGAts run the executive branch.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Should be illegal (in 2 years)
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You see, becoming a woman made her smarter apparently
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rest assured I’m never buying a Paramount subscription even if you replaced this dumb bitch with Walter Cronkite
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hopefully she saw me refer to her as a Muppet like 10 or more times before my account got nuked
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😡
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Phillies team is like the 2007 Mets in terms of late season collapse
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baller was arrested in 2007 when he was found in his vehicle cocking a handgun and passing it between his hands. Police discovered one bag (roughly one eighth of an ounce) of cocaine in each cost pocket and also one bag behind the drivers seat. A bag containing $15,000 was also found in the car.
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oof
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Lil Flonase @lilflonase.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes, kick all of the healthy people off of ACA that will do wonders for premiums
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