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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 26/10/2026

Come here and make me 😘

Aspen @transsexual.dog · 26/10/2026

Just put dry pasta in boiling water for about 20 minutes before I went, "Wait, I'm supposed to *stop* cooking pasta at some point..." (I'm sorry, Italians)

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Polly @pollyhead.bsky.social · 26/10/2026

socksmakepeoplesexy.net/sockscast/in... OH HEY it's time for a brand-new Sockscast! Episode 191 is here! Hooray! Yay!

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 21/10/2026

Hurry!! They're waking up!!

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 11/10/2026

Get the Opportunity Scholarship to pay for program fees for nursing, rad tech, and other medical profession program fees in our universities and community colleges! Right now, it covers tuition but not program fees. Easy slam dunk to help address our state's healthcare crisis.

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 10/10/2026

In a vacuum, we elect people who choose people to be killed so long as the killing is respectable. It really doesn't seem all that different from "I don't want queer people participating in society, but I want to be polite about it." The liberal craving for respectability aesthetics is something..

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Polly @pollyhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

socksmakepeoplesexy.net/sockscast/in... GET YER SOCKSCAST EPISODE 190 HERE! Chock full of Fire Emblem this time around!

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 05/10/2026

Interrupting your timeline with a little black and yellow caterpillar I saw today. That is all. You may carry on with whatever you were doing.

A photograph of a black and yellow caterpillar, roughly 2 cm long.

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 04/10/2026

Why yes, I do. Thank you for asking 😍

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 27/09/2026

Happy Birthday, Freezie c:

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 27/09/2026

The shopping carts have ads now 🫠

A photograph taken of an advertisement on the upper basket / small child seat of a shopping cart.

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 22/09/2026

RIP Elsevier Couldn't have happened to a better corporation that bleeds academia dry 😔

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

important theological question just dropped (nb generally Jews don't tend to go for the heaven/hell construct, but REGARDLESS our focus is on our obligations down here, SO.)

graffiti says do I go 2 heaven if my taxes kill kids

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Polly @pollyhead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

socksmakepeoplesexy.net/sockscast/in... Open up your earholes, it's time for Sockscast Episode 189!

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 13/09/2026

Officially hit the "Wait, where does It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia take place? Boston?" level of caffeine dependent.

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 12/09/2026

Kind of like Christian Bale tbh. You think would be a Bouna but is actually a Kiki.

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 12/09/2026

All portrayals of Batman can be divided neatly into Kikis and Boubas. Robert Pattinson? Kiki. Adam West? Bouba. Christian Bale? You think would be Kiki but is actually Bouba. Terry McGinnis (animated)? Batman Beyond? You think would be Bouba but is actually Kiki.

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helleano)))r @listeninggarden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

24 hours from now, the doors will open for you to join and get comfortable before the show starts. hope to have you here to spend some time away from the noise of the day!

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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

watch The Owl House instead (the Dana Terrace way)

"Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.

— Dana Terrace (@DanaTerrace) November 14, 2025"

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 02/09/2026

First Mirrored Sunglasses Guy spotting in a while. He was sprinting down the street dribbling a racquetball like a basketball. I am now fully convinced that he is in fact, the main character of this story.

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 31/08/2026

Monday afternoon Outlook outage is like a three day weekend 🙏

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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP to two of the best to ever do it

dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings

dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings

tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too

tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 25/08/2026

Has anyone checked to see if there's a Cat IKEA showroom so we can see if Mr. Whiskers will actually use a GÖTTAPŌUPEN before we spend an afternoon and evening assembling it?

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 24/08/2026

A recreation of the Venetian hotel and casino would probably do well here, ngl

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 24/08/2026

Standing next to a very unhappy child, who is expressing his discontent with travelling by car and states he will be taking a boat everywhere from now on. Here in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I'm afraid I have rather unfortunate news for him...

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 14/08/2026

You make a good point.

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 14/08/2026

Actually, all of my H&P's seem to start off with "Aspen is a very pleasant [number] year old person", which seems awfully redundant as I tend to get care from human medical doctors and not veterinarians.

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 14/08/2026

Going through some medical records today and I spotted this on the preoperative history and physical for my left twelfth rib resection 😂

Indications for procedure:
This is a very pleasant 30 y.o. person who has suffered with severe, prolonged left lower rib pain. This has limited her activity significantly and worsened his quality of life.

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 07/08/2026

"(edited out my feet)" Okay, but when do we get the feet version? 😌

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 07/08/2026

My previous primary care clinician's office keeps sending me reminders to schedule a pap smear. I keep having to tell them that I don't live anywhere near them any more >:/

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 07/08/2026

After I heard the pre-heat chime go off for the oven, I proceeded to put a frozen pizza into the dishwasher. So anyways, what's the best way to consume copious amounts of caffeine?

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 05/08/2026

Today, a 30-something-year-old asked me what my Hogwarts House is. I just stared at her for a second before going, "... I don't know." She looks at me and goes, "Ohhhh, I bet you're a lot more into Star Trek." Why yes, that's one way to put it. Anyways, who is your favorite Star Trek captain?

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 01/08/2026

I kinda love looking at the records at ${BOOK_STORE} because it's such a strange collection of new stuff and boutique 90's indie albums that can only be described as Aspencore.

A photograph of a vinyl of Cry Baby by Vince Staples

A photograph of a vinyl of In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 29/07/2026

100% factual, truthful, and correct.

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 20/07/2026

My first time at The Santa Fe Opera's Crosby Theatre. It's a beautiful theatre. I highly recommend seeing something here if you're in the area 😄

A photograph of the outside of the Crosby Theatre, operated by The Santa Fe Opera

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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 16/07/2026

In all of the chaos of this year, we all missed that Guess Who has been mathematically solved. arxiv.org/pdf/1509.03327

arxiv.org

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Polly @pollyhead.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

socksmakepeoplesexy.net/sockscast/in... Sockscast Episode 187 drops in to help you get your week started off in the right direction!

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 04/07/2026

Question for those professionals seeking advice from the older, more experienced professionals: is the going rate for a 45 minute conversation of career advice still a coffee drink of the older, more experienced professional's choosing?

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Emergency baby goat deployment

Two long-eared baby goats in pajamas standing in wildflowers

Three baby goats standing on culvert halves

Baby goat drinking milk out of a beer bottle

Freshly born baby goat in a laundry basket

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Polly @pollyhead.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

socksmakepeoplesexy.net/sockscast/in... Sockscast Episode 186 is hot and ready and SO TOTALLY into you!

Sockscast cover parodying Love Rap from Rhythm Heaven Fever's visuals.

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Felipe Pepe @felipepepe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

It's impossible to overestimate how important the RPG Maker community is to video games, so many classic games in the past 35 years were either made by the community or inspired by them. To see one of their main knowledge banks nonchalantly wiped away like this is disgusting.

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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 11/06/2026

I'm so sorry to put this curse on you.

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