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DarkandSpookyMikey

@lightmikey.bsky.social
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Lighting geekery. Foodie. Occasionally catch a Pokèmon. Becomes Eurovision pilled between March and May. He/Him

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bread and roses (and hoping) @weirdlilctydweller.bsky.social · 2h
Here is the name of the assholes who did the tree cutting. Do with that information what you will.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 4h
I don't know if it's referring to the vengeful ones that visit me in my sleep or the ones percolating in the illegal still in the woods.
A fortune cookie fortune that reads "A lifetime of heartfelt compliments will boost your spirits."
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SFGATE @sfgate.com · 6h
The Las Vegas Strip turned into a river over the weekend as Tropical Storm Rachel dumped 1.08 inches of rain on the city in a single day, tying an October record that had stood since 1947. Footage captured Sunday by Paul Contino shows the apocalyptic scene, with floodwaters rising above his knees.
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Jody Avirgan @jodyavirgan.com · 9h
Shoutout to the sales rep in Oregon who sold the slot, didn’t say a word, and kept it moving.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 8h
Your 5,000 piece puzzle turns out to be a picture of your headstone with tomorrow’s date
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is halfway to a Chuck Tingle title, as if I needed any more reason to see it.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nothing is better for a rainy Sunday than Halloween Hat farming in Team Fortress. I am finding the bird heads to be extra hilarious. Current tally: 32 maps out of 68 complete.
A Team Fortress 2 item page showing the Haunted Mann-Bird of Aberdeen. It is a green and yellow parrot head that looks annoyed.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pen, watercolor, pencil, and copic marker. 

Our guy is out on the open water at night. Silhouetted against a purplish night sky he paddles a small boat with a single oar through a massive congregation of alligators. He had told the gators earlier that their eyes would sparkle in the moonlight. Reader, he was correct and he lets the gators know. “Gators,” he says. “ I told ya your eyes would sparkle in the moonlight.”
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Grandfather knot clock” by Australian woodworker George Andrew, who handcrafted this piece using Radiata pine and plywood, shaping the dramatic curves using a bandsaw, an angle grinder, and lots of hand sanding. www.woodreview.com.au/photocompent...
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joe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i probably shouldn’t admit how much i gasped when i saw this
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Time for some interstate love at Matt and Tony's
A tall, red, fizzy, slightly funky, strawberry drink.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You're the first person to read the alt text in months.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’
variety.com
Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm not sure anymore. I thought they were at least saving the structural steel, but it looks like they are not. And no idea about the sides that haven't been touched.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kind of surprised they haven't come across a corpse in the walls yet.
The remains of Ye Olde Citee Halle in Alexandria, VA. The one remaining chimney is actually a structure from the previous building on the site, a series of stills that were used to make corn whiskey and moonshine powerful enough to blind a dozen men. Rumor has it that they kept one still in the basement of the city hall so councilmembers could get plastered on bathtub mint juleps after meetings.
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am having trouble watching people make lemon drizzle cakes on GBBO but no one is teaching the other bakers how to play craps in the baking downtime.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's crab week at CHIKO, so we stopped off in Shirlington for the crabbiest crab rangoon that ever rangoon'd. It ends tomorrow if you have a Mighty Need.
Crab Rangoon piled on top of each other. They are filled with crab and are boiling hot from being fresh out of the fryer.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A certain destination just shot to the top of the travel list.
youtube.com
Welcome to The Introvert Travel Agency
YouTube video by Visit Sweden
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It looks darker now to my eyes. Almost black. And they've drained the small bit of scum from the west end. I am now also annoyed by the glaring brightness flanking both sides of Memorial Bridge.
An inky pit of blackness, filled only with depression and ennui. A group of people staring at a garish gold statue.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Current status
A fluffy pink stuffie bunny sttached to the front of a commercial grade lawnmower.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't wait to see what items are recommended by this.
A list of Amazon interests and hobbbies including:
Prefers pygmy marmosets
Once won a game of poker against Warren G. Harding
Makes arts and crafts from discarded eyes
Was acquitted on a technicality of equestrian fraud
Works at the Bunny Ranch
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And 24 hours before this, what will eventually be hurricane Isaias will slam into the Gulf coast.
A NHC map of the potential path of tropical storm Isaias as it strengthens and makes landfall on the Alabama coast at 1am Saturday.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Before I started reading down the list, my brain went "There better be a section for numbers stations."
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Took me a hot second as well.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Later today I will have the largest collection of pet rocks and will own 30% of Nevada.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/10/2026
who knows if jackson can win this thing but i am glad that he is making clear that susan collins's whole scam is to do everything she can to make life worse for mainers and then take credit for mitigating it in the slightest way possible
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember — literally — none of this. Not one second of it. Complete memory wipe.
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 06/10/2026
You cannot boycott a company that owns nearly 50% of the entertainment landscape. You can only do what you can to mitigate the harm it’s causing while working to elect representatives who will stand up for consumers instead of a billionaire’s failson.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💯
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're going to do an Astrochu raid, there's only one option in downtown DC
An astronaut Pikachu holding court at the Apollo Lunar Lander gym at the Air and Soace museum.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maximillion from Disney's The Black Hole
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks to our fossil fuel overlords, the weather we’re used to no longer exists.
euronews.com
Showers and storms across Spain this weekend, floods kill 102-year-old woman
A 102-year-old woman has died and about 90 people were rescued in Madrigueras, Albacete, after floods dumped 142 l/m². Rain will persist, with a new storm possible in the west on Sunday. #EuropeNews
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Personally I would have gone with an art deco flapper dance hall motif, but apparently we can't have nice things.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're nonfunctional and were added to the building back in the 60s, but the real consternation over them was with the approvals over the renovation. The BAR wanted to keep them despite not being original to the building, and the city council ignored that.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CHIMNEYS DOWN
The skeletal remains of City Hall. Only one of three chimneys remain. Legend has it that they used to burn offerings to Glib'ti-bok in the remaining chimney in hopes of hotter summers so that local fruit would ferment on the tree and provide free booze to the citizenry. Little did they know that their prayers would eventually be answered 300 years later.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm four maps complete and already riding the pinnacle of hat collection.
An item description for the Chicken Kiev, a bird mask Halloween cosmetic for the Heavy in Team Fortress 2. It is orange and filled with je ne sais quoi.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the senate isn’t even scheduled to meet before daylight saving time ends
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's the most wonderful time of the year: the Team Fortress Halloween event! Time to farm a lot of hats!
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, good luck getting a table tonight.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
According to La Casa, a chunk of the delay was due to litigation about who was responsible, but apparently one of their regulars works for a member of Congress, and "helped pull a few levers" to resolve things and get them back open.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In addition, the security fencing has come down from around the Ellipse, presumably because the tacky helipad is done. So if wide green spaces that are thinly veiled parking lots are your jam, head on over!
The White House Ellipse entrance, now free of the security fence. Cranes building the ballroom that violates every fire code ever written are in the background.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are hosing down parts of the Donald J Trump Memorial Algae Preserve, for reasons that are probably related to grifting the American taxpayer. The very west end of the pool has some depth to it and has always had a bit of water left there, which is currently filled with glorious green algae.
Workers standing around in an empty pit spraying the toxic coating with water. America's Penis stands tall and proud in the background. The west end of the pool with fetid water filled with algae.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oooooooo
The north face of the former Smithsonian Arts and Industry building, now becoming the National Museum of the American Latino with two giant banners announcing its new designation. A notice on the front doors that the museum is closed while it undergoes a transformation.
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Were any of them kissing?
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DarkandSpookyMikey @lightmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the perfect cover.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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