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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

The full article is behind a paywall but even if you don't pay, it's worth a click just to see his absolutely wonky nipples in this crossdressing photo

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I should be asleep but instead I'm up waiting for dumplings that may never arrive 😔

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

One time a guy asked me to slap in the face him during, and I said "what?" (cause you wanna make extra sure you heard that right) and he said "like this!" and hit me so hard I lost a contact

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

As the owner of the preeminent hanky factory in america, I will not stand for this

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I used to work at a company that acquired a small startup that turned out to have no viable product and no concept for how the product would have made money if it existed in the first place, and I dunno I'm just thinking about that for some reason

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Just say you look like Christian Bale, dude. Patrick Bateman is a serial killer he played, but just pick something else he's been in, unless you WANT to look like the character and not the actor?

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I just miss when porn had incomprehensible and complicated plots with multiple characters who never even got naked

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Every now and then I think about this lady from a 2002 gay porno, and I hope she's living her absolute best life youtu.be/5-VdWTyYD1s?...

youtu.be

Boy Band - Just Nance

YouTube video by Chris Haigy

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

The number of times I've gotten angry about not being in a skircle that I later realized I am, in fact, in

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

It's kinda a shame that no one will see the Melania doc because there's a lot of detestable f-slurs who, like, dress her and plan her parties and stuff, and their faces should be known to all of us

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

While we're riding on the back of an apatosaurus 😌

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 24/03/2026

Thank you @theranos.top @jamiroqueer.bsky.social @davidjones.nyc for hanging out tonight 😃 And @lighterfandango.bsky.social for hosting trivia (finally a top that can host!)

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Guys in porn always act like they've never had sex in their life and they're so excited about the chance

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I missed the Nasty Pig discourse and I had a really good take on it too that would have blown all your freakin' minds, but it's probably too late now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I'm not even sure what they're asking for, but I'm sure it sucks

Giant Uber alert saying "keep rides affordable" with a "take action" CTA, which is just an auto-filled email to your NYC rep that's like "hey, lower uber's regulations."

But Uber is a bad company so I re-wrote their form to just be like "I am writing to express my concern over Uber being a gross monopoly that sucks nards. Whatever they keep getting people to send you, do the opposite. Thank you"

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

"I knew it felt wrong, thought about it for a long time, and then did it anyway"

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

The worst part about St Paddy's day is knowing there's a chance my mother will be at literally any bar I might find myself at

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I like every single cock and butt that comes across my timeline and then I wonder why I can't open my phone in public

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

"No to war... and free Palestine" Javier Bardem

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I feel like Fallout: New Vegas missed a joke by not having you find a car with Pete and Pete's family in it as skeletons near the Hoover Dam

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Watching Weapons on the plane because of the win, and does PEP just not exist in this universe?

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

If this was how they did it, chiropractors would get my respect

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

It's weird how many people claim to have a favorite DJ

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Feeling so hard rn for the one guy in his group of friends too polite to not get stuck listening to the most boring man in the world loudly describe the intricacies of his job

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The hottest of the muppets?!?!!! Take the compliment my dude

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I've been practicing the speech I plan to give my new nemesis the next time he tries to talk to me, but he hasn't. I suspect because he knows it will be devastating

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I think I accidentally subtweeted a real guy I used to know in college

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I topped four times yesterday and now I'm so exhausted that I can barely manage to give smoldering bedroom eyes to this cute gay hipster. How do you sluts do this every day?

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

And during Santacon, you simply stay home. Don't leave the house. Barricade the doors. It will not stop them but it may slow them down

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Okay, so they opened a new gay "cruising bar" and fully half the people here are straight women and I hate it

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Don't pinch me on St Paddy's, I'll slap you so hard that you explode into snakes

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I just overheard an old man at dinner explain to his wife, "they call it a circuit party" in response to her asking why there were so many gay men in PV

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

"I love that we can have different opinions on things even when the other person is objectively wrong. I think that's a good thing, and I don't need to yell at them..." he said, pressing a thumbtack into his palm under the table

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

The ghost of DFW chose violence and also chose his champion

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The Scorpio King 🦂 👑 @arcoar.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I am also not getting any of the sexually explicit DMs you are trying to send me.

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Anyone trying to send me sexually explicit DMs, apparently Mexico won't let me read them without an age verification and I'm too tired to even start to do that so just @ me

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I don't know who needed to hear this but this telegram spam has a message for you

Spam Telegram that reads "You've got the strength to handle today" and thank you, you're right, I do

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

No one tops better than weird nerds with special interests

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Y'all it's cool, a gangly 24 year old top with a Viva Pinata tattoo came over, and you know he laid pipe like no one's business

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

"Look, since you're clearly the stupidest hot person I've ever met, lemme spell this out. I'd like you to come to my place for gay sex now, or at least as close to now as your dumb brain will let you"

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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Sometimes I feel the need to break out into the Payday rap from Community, and by sometimes I mean hourly

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