Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 30/06/2026Congrats to Ilan Wurman for getting a whole three shoutouts in Thomas’s dissent. Hope it was worth it, buddy. 011
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 29/06/2026A full six years before we had the Hat Man as shorthand for this situation. 2763
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 28/06/2026Motivated me to dig up my scrappy iPhone footage of the last time I saw them play Cooperstown live (Oct. ‘24). It wasn’t in the regular setlist, we were just lucky enough to get it as the Magic 8-Ball pick that night during the finale (right before Travis McCoy came out to do Cupid’s Chokehold). 010
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 26/06/2026My wife and I keep a running list of the most out-of-touch installments in that series. The horse ones are always my favorites. 040
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 16/06/2026We have a Local Rule here in the Central District of California that requires litigants to jointly request a ruling on any motion if one isn’t issued after 120 days and, if the judge still fails to act, alert the Chief Judge so they can sit down with the delinquent judge and stipulate to a deadline. 120
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/06/2026True, but if not for the desire to obstruct public view of the physical removal, couldn’t they have just used the lifts and cherry pickers from the original installation? 020
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/06/2026Looking forward to the DOJ having to defend how they actually blew the deadline because Trump insisted on a modesty tarp to hide his shame. 2223
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/06/2026This is me hoping enough people remember the sacred texts. 1302
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/06/2026Hi, scaffolding expert here! This is not funny, scaffolding workers only do this when they’re in extreme distress. 27318
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/06/2026Beatty notes in her opposition that the DOJ never raised this argument at any point before the district court -- likely becase they changed the bylaws at the 11th hour to juice their irreparable harm argument against the injunction. Judges love when fiduciaries take their own charity hostage, right? 051
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/06/2026There's also something incredibly gross about Trump deliberately changing the Kennedy Center's bylaws to condition the retention of donations on the retention of his name change, then mewling to the court about all the donations that will now have to be refunded absent a stay. Bitch, you did that! 251
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/06/2026The DOJ's appellate stay request regarding the Trump-Kennedy signage once again has all the hallmarks of having been written by Trump himself. There's literally nothing he cares more about than his own vanity projects. 101
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 11/06/2026Facebook memories are wild. Or maybe it’s just my old firm. 100
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 07/06/2026Every Knicks in Four shirt purchased karmically offsets a Hawk Tuah shirt floating around in the universe. 001
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 04/06/2026To my fellow copyright litigators, don’t sleep on the Hikma decision just because it’s a patent case. The crux of the opinion is what allegations are sufficient to survive a Twiqbal challenge when alleging inducement to infringe under Grokster and Cox. 040
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 03/06/2026Bari Weiss is going to do to CBS News what Great Hill Partners did to G/O Media and the fact that she found someone willing to be the fall guy in Nick Bilton only proves how oblivious he really is to his role in all of this. www.discourseblog.com/p/rest-in-pi... 110
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 02/06/2026Fan art is usually only a copyright issue, since it’s not typically being used by the seller for personal branding, and copyright law has the opposite of a duty to police per Petrella v. MGM. It can be tolerated based entirely on the personal preferences of the copyright holder. 251
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 28/05/2026It reminds me of what (now sadly disgraced) former Ninth Circuit chief judge Alex Kozinski wrote in an opinion on the need for filmmakers to obtain formal agreements when handling copyrights. The law can only bend over backward for folks so much in accommodating custom and practice before it breaks. 010
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 14/04/2026Great piece. An interesting related topic is the outer limits of MC enforcement. A lot of folks (like @eriqgardner.bsky.social at @puck.news ) expected them to play more of a role in Gina Carano’s case against Disney, for example, yet they ended up settling. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus... 120
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 20/03/2025Fourth, they royally botched their separate statement through poor drafting, inclusion of irrelevant facts, and failing to support what facts actually mattered through evidence in the record. When you make a judge slog through shoddy work product like this, you’re begging for a benchslap. 120
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 20/03/2025Third, they repeatedly relied on expressly overruled legal principles. Some (like the inverse ratio rule) were overruled fairly recently (2020). Others (like the extrinsic test concerning similarity of ideas) haven’t been good law for several decades. I found this part genuinely horrifying. 120
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 20/03/2025Second, they relied on two perfunctory musicological expert reports (one three pages, one eight pages) that failed to properly apply the extrinsic test, submitted no rebuttal reports, and tried to sneak rebuttal testimony into depositions and declarations. Suffice to say, it didn’t work. 120
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 20/03/2025First, they ignored a bifurcation order that required them to focus their MSJ only on the issue of extrinsic similarity. They dedicated a scant three pages of their moving papers to that issue and larded up the rest with improper arguments about ownership, access, and copying. 120
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 20/03/2025Oh wow. The order on Mariah Carey’s MSJ in the copyright infringement litigation over All I Want For Christmas Is You dropped earlier today, and it’s an absolute bloodbath. You don’t often see Rule 11 sanctions in these cases, but the plaintiffs’ attorneys seemingly screwed up… basically everything! 141
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 28/12/2024I’ve been seeing these ads proliferate on Meta’s platforms in the last few months. Not only are they extremely gross and indisputably in violation of relevant advertising standards, I’m pretty sure some of the models being depicted are intended to be underage. 100
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 28/12/2024Anyone know who’s in charge of keeping ads for nonconsensual pornography generators featuring full frontal nudity off Facebook and Instagram? Because they’re doing a pretty bad job, and the ads in question are appearing directly attached to posts by creators on the platforms without their approval. 120
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/12/2024Respectable for a public filing. That said, it’s the confidential mediation briefs where you can really test the limits. 010
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 30/11/2024I scanned the news too quickly and thought something even more heinous was in the works. 010
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/11/2024And then Jaida Essence Hall’s character quadruples the limit! Madness! 000
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/11/2024Lawyer brain is when you ruin your rewatch of RPDR All Stars 7 by realizing Jinkx Monsoon’s prayer for relief in Fairytale Justice is twice the jurisdictional limit of a small claims matter in California, which is where Parade Magazine tells me the season was filmed. parade.com/1368360/mike... 100
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/11/2024It’s amazing that he finds the time to be this stupid when he’s otherwise so busy being this gross. 020