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Dan Lifschitz

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Civil litigator by day (Gipson Hoffman & Pancione), copyright and entertainment law professor by night (UCLA + Southwestern Law School), husband and MCTT parent by luck (Kim ❤️ + Teddy 💛). If I’m posting, I’m procrastinating. dan[at]lifschitz.esq

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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/07/2026
“We’re killing all the right people.”
On February 28, 2026, a United States Tomahawk cruise missile struck the Shajareh Tayyebeh Elementary School in Minab, southern Iran, killing over 150 people. According to verified reports and international tracking databases, the victims included approximately 120 children (both schoolgirls and schoolboys aged 6 to 13) and 26 teachers. The strike occurred on the opening day of a joint US-Israeli military campaign against Iran.

© The New York Times +4
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/07/2026
Donald Trump’s classic response to Robert Mueller’s death: “I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!
President DONALD J. TRUMP”
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 07/07/2026
Grim reaper meme of Trump visiting the midterms after having already slaughtered the Knicks and USMNT.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 06/07/2026
Nope.
A controversial Kentucky law passed two years ago changed the rules for filling a Senate vacancy before the end of a term. State law now requires that a special election be held immediately if a sitting senator dies, changing the previous law that gave the governor the power to appoint someone to the seat until the next election.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 30/06/2026
Congrats to Ilan Wurman for getting a whole three shoutouts in Thomas’s dissent. Hope it was worth it, buddy.
*Note of Major Gen. Hurlbut (Feb. 5, 1865), microformed on Microcopy No. 53, Roll 16, Vol. 27-29, Mar. 19, 1865-Feb. 4, 1867, NAID:
188124588,
70 National Publications,
https://catalog.archives.
gov/id/188124588?objectPage=70 (archived at https://perma.cc/N47D-V2NP); see Letter from A. Atocha, Judge of the Provost Court, to Brig.
Gen. Bowen (Nov. 12, 1863), microformed on NARA Record Group 94:
Records of the Adj. Gen.'s Office, Series: Letters Received, 1863-Atocha, AA-File No. G480, NAID: 85651033, pp. 3-5 (National Archives & Records Admin), https://catalog.archives.gov/id/85651033?objectPage=3 (ar-chived at https://perma.cc/6VN3-9L4W); see I. Wurman, Jurisdiction and Citizenship, 49 Harv. J. L. Pub. Poly 315, 370-372 (2026).The President's initiative generated a groundswell of new scholarship into the original meaning of the Citizenship Clause. A wide range of originalist scholars have concluded that the 20th century executive practice was mistaken and that the Order has substantial lawful applications. See generally, e.g., Lash, 101 Notre Dame L. Rev. 101; R. Ep-stein, The Myth of Birthright Citizenship 2026); I.
Wurman, Jurisdiction and Citizenship, 49 Harv. J. L. Pub.
Poly 315 (2026); Swearer, 2 Tex. A & M J. L. & Civ. Gov.
73; R. Barnett, Trump Is Right on Birthright Citizenship, Wall Street Journal, Mar. 31, 2026; P. Hamburger, Alle-giance, Birthright, and Citizenship, Law and Liberty (Apr. 9, 2026), https://lawliberty.org/allegiance-birthright-and-
citzenship (archived at perma.cc/S9JB-ZNEP).some courts have concluded that an alien who wishes to remain in the United States in violation of federal law cannot be "domiciled" here because he "lacks the legal capacity to establish domicile." Carlson v. Reed, 249 F. 3d 876, 881 (CA9 2001) (O'Scannlain, J., for the court); cf. Kaplan v. Tod, 267 U.S. 228, 230(1925); Letter from F. Reeve, Acting Solicitor of the Treas-ury, to W. Windom, Secretary of the Treasury (Mar. 4, 1890), in 11 Documents of the Assembly of the State of New York, pp. 47-48 (1890);
Wurman, 49 Harv. J. L. Pub. Pol'y, at 324, 448, and n. 503.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 30/06/2026
Because sportsball.
Second, B. P. J. cites Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, 42 U. S. C. §2000e-2(a)(1), and Bostock as support for interpreting Title IX to require that schools allow biological males on female teams. Title VII prohibits employment discrimination "because of .. sex," and Bostock held that the prohibition forbids firing an employee "for being gay or transgender." Bostock v. Clayton County, 590 U. S. 644, 662 (2020). B. P. J. contends that Title IX similarly bars West Virginia's law because (as B. P. J. sees things) the law excludes B. P. J. from sports on the basis of gender identity.
We disagree. Title VII concerns employment, whereas Title IX as relevant here focuses on sports. The two factual contexts are vastly different. And the two statutes are also
"vastly different." Jackson v. Birmingham Bd. of Ed., 544 U.S. 167, 175 (2005). In the workplace, Title VII generally requires that men and women be treated without regard to their sex.
In the sports context, by contrast, Title IX
authorizes separate men's and women's sports teams. And because Title IX permits separate teams, the only question here is whether schools may limit women's and girls' sports to biological females—a question that was not addressed by Bostock, as the Court expressly noted. See 590 U. S., at 681 (we "do not purport to address bathrooms, locker rooms, or anything else of the kind"). Stated simply, Title VII and Bostock are not relevant in this very different statutory and factual context.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 29/06/2026
A full six years before we had the Hat Man as shorthand for this situation.
milkton • 24 Nov 2021
you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders

P.P. Wiener • 24 Nov 2021
Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man

milkton • 24 Nov. 2021
THE WHO

P.P. Wiener • 24 Nov 2021
Oh this not a safe space suddenly
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 28/06/2026
Motivated me to dig up my scrappy iPhone footage of the last time I saw them play Cooperstown live (Oct. ‘24). It wasn’t in the regular setlist, we were just lucky enough to get it as the Magic 8-Ball pick that night during the finale (right before Travis McCoy came out to do Cupid’s Chokehold).
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 26/06/2026
My wife and I keep a running list of the most out-of-touch installments in that series. The horse ones are always my favorites.
Competing In Dressage Makes Me A Better Lawyer
My lifelong participation in the sport of dressage - often called ballet on horses - has proven that several skills developed through training and competition are transferable to legal work, especially the ability to harness focus, persistence and versatility when negotiating a deal, says Stephanie Coco at V&E.Being An Equestrian Makes Me A Better Lawyer
Beyond getting experience thinking on my feet and tackling stressful situations, the skills l've gained from horseback riding have considerable overlap with the skills used to practice law, particularly in terms of team building, continuing education, and making an effort to
reset and recharge, says Kerry Irwin at Moore & Van Allen.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 16/06/2026
We have a Local Rule here in the Central District of California that requires litigants to jointly request a ruling on any motion if one isn’t issued after 120 days and, if the judge still fails to act, alert the Chief Judge so they can sit down with the delinquent judge and stipulate to a deadline.
The text of L.R. 83-9 (“Time Limits for Decisions by Court”) from the Local Rules for the Central District of California.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 14/06/2026
“Both sides”
The classic “Myth of Consensual Sex” meme altered to be the “Myth of Middle East Ceasefire,” with the American and Iranian flags pasted over the faces of the disrobed couple saying “I consent!” and the Israeli flag pasted over the face of a disapproving Jesus saying “I don’t!”
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/06/2026
True, but if not for the desire to obstruct public view of the physical removal, couldn’t they have just used the lifts and cherry pickers from the original installation?
Photo of the lifts and cherry pickers used to install Trump’s name on the Kennedy Center without the need for any scaffolding.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/06/2026
Looking forward to the DOJ having to defend how they actually blew the deadline because Trump insisted on a modesty tarp to hide his shame.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/06/2026
This is me hoping enough people remember the sacred texts.
Original tweet: A picture of a cow standing at the shore of a beach captioned “the cows are finally returning to the ocean. nature is healing. we are the virus.”

Quote tweet: “hi, cow expert here! this is not funny, cows only do this when they’re in extreme distress.”
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/06/2026
Hi, scaffolding expert here! This is not funny, scaffolding workers only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/06/2026
Beatty notes in her opposition that the DOJ never raised this argument at any point before the district court -- likely becase they changed the bylaws at the 11th hour to juice their irreparable harm argument against the injunction. Judges love when fiduciaries take their own charity hostage, right?
From Beatty's opposition to DOJ's administrative stay request: "Appellee notes that the introduction to the stay motion—which is three pages long, without any paragraph breaks—appears to contain arguments never before raised in the district court, for example regarding the 'Bylaws of The Trump Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Foundation.'  Mot. at 2.  These forfeited arguments, which are meritless, are obviously no basis for a stay pending appeal.  To the extent the motion raises any preserved arguments, they are meritless, as our forthcoming response will detail."
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/06/2026
There's also something incredibly gross about Trump deliberately changing the Kennedy Center's bylaws to condition the retention of donations on the retention of his name change, then mewling to the court about all the donations that will now have to be refunded absent a stay. Bitch, you did that!
Text from the introduction of Trump's request for an appellate stay of reverting the Kennedy Center name change: "Without the name, 'Trump' on the Building, our fundraising will not only come to a halt, but any and all monies raised or committed would be obligated to be returned, refunded, or terminated. The Bylaws of The Trump Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Foundation state, unequivocally: 'The Corporation may make donations to the Center in support of its educational, artistic, cultural, and performing arts functions; provided, however, that in so doing, the Board of Directors shall condition such donations to the Center upon the name of the Center remaining unchanged as the ‘Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.’ In the event the Center should at any time remove the name of President Donald J. Trump from its filings, marketing, branding, façade, or any other affiliated location, the Corporation shall recover from the Center the total of all gifts, donations, and contributions made to the Center by or on behalf of the Corporation.' The reason for this clause is that people and companies, who have given, or will be giving, millions of dollars to the Center were only willing to do so with the name “Trump” on the Building. Many did it because they loved the concept of two Great Presidents, one Republican, one Democrat, working together as one — In many ways, a bipartisan relationship! All of this money, hundreds of millions of dollars, will have to be immediately returned, or not received by the Center."
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/06/2026
The DOJ's appellate stay request regarding the Trump-Kennedy signage once again has all the hallmarks of having been written by Trump himself. There's literally nothing he cares more about than his own vanity projects.
Emphasized text from the first page of Trump's brief to the appellate court: "The District Court is not allowing us to close in order to properly fix up and repair the Building, including potentially life threatening structural damage like beams and parking garage ceilings that are rusted, and in serious danger of falling onto people below — Indeed, total collapse!"Emphasized text from the second page of Trump's brief to the appellate court: "Many [donated] because they loved the concept of two Great Presidents, one Republican, one Democrat, working together as one — In many ways, a bipartisan relationship!"Emphasized text from the third page of Trump's brief to the appellate court: "The Building is also in bad shape, and unsightly to look at, a constant source of conversation within the Washington, D.C., area. It is unable to compete with other such venues throughout the United States, but when completed, as planned, will be the envy of the World, something that everyone, including this court, will be proud of."Emphasized text from the fourth page of Trump's brief to the appellate court: "Rep. Joyce Beatty (D-OH, a troublemaking appointment, from the beginning of her tenure!), sued her fellow trustees of the Board"
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 11/06/2026
Facebook memories are wild. Or maybe it’s just my old firm.
A Facebook post dated June 10, 2020: “I need the retainer I paid for [client] back.” “What happened?” “He fucked my wife.” #okay #thatsanewone
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 07/06/2026
Every Knicks in Four shirt purchased karmically offsets a Hawk Tuah shirt floating around in the universe.
Screenshot of a website selling “My Mayor Muslim, My Bagel Jewish, My Christian Dior, Knicks in Four” shirts for $29 with 1,359 reviews to date.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 07/06/2026
Man taking a deep drag of a cigarette while staring intensely at his cell phone.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 05/06/2026
Trump holding a sign edited to say “pee is stored in the balls” with an accompanying cartoon illustration.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 05/06/2026
They still need to fix the logo.
Screencap of the Kennedy Center website still showing a logo subtitled “The Trump Kennedy Center” at the top of the screen.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 04/06/2026
To my fellow copyright litigators, don’t sleep on the Hikma decision just because it’s a patent case. The crux of the opinion is what allegations are sufficient to survive a Twiqbal challenge when alleging inducement to infringe under Grokster and Cox.
This case requires us to apply these familiar pleading standards to the third element of an induced-infringement claim: that the inducer took “active steps . . . to encourage
direct infringement.” Grokster, 545 U. S., at 936 (internal quotation marks omitted). Our case law defining “active steps” thus governs the boundaries of a plausible induced- infringement claim. Most fundamentally, “inducement must involve the taking of affirmative,” as opposed to passive, “steps to bring about the desired result” of patent infringement. Global-Tech., 563 U. S., at 760; see also Grokster, 545 U. S., at 935 (requiring “statements or actions
directed to promoting infringement”); Cox Communications, 607 U. S., at ___ (slip op., at 9) (citing lack of “evidence of express promotion [or] marketing” as a reason for no liability (internal quotation marks omitted)). To avoid “trenching on regular commerce,” “ordinary acts incident to
product distribution” are insufficient to support liability. Grokster, 545 U. S., at 937.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 03/06/2026
Bari Weiss is going to do to CBS News what Great Hill Partners did to G/O Media and the fact that she found someone willing to be the fall guy in Nick Bilton only proves how oblivious he really is to his role in all of this. www.discourseblog.com/p/rest-in-pi...
A screenshot from the 2018 movie “The Ballad of Buster Scruggs” of two men with nooses around their necks preparing to be hung. The first man is calm and unfazed while the second man is crying. The first man, labeled “Jim Spanfeller,” looks at the other man, labeled “Nick Bilton,” and asks: “First time?”
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 02/06/2026
Fan art is usually only a copyright issue, since it’s not typically being used by the seller for personal branding, and copyright law has the opposite of a duty to police per Petrella v. MGM. It can be tolerated based entirely on the personal preferences of the copyright holder.
Excerpt from Petrella v. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Inc., 572 U.S. 663 (2014):

It is hardly incumbent on copyright owners, however, to challenge each and every actionable infringement. And there is nothing untoward about waiting to see whether an infringer’s exploitation undercuts the value of the copyrighted work, has no effect on the original work, or even complements it. Fan sites prompted by a book or film, for example, may benefit the copyright owner. See Wu, Tolerated Use, 31 Colum. J. L. & Arts 617, 619–620 (2008). Even if an infringement is harmful, the harm may be too small to justify the cost of litigation.

If the rule were, as MGM urges, “sue soon, or forever hold your peace,” copyright owners would have to mount a federal case fast to stop seemingly innocuous infringements, lest those infringements eventually grow in magnitude. Section 507(b)’s three-year limitations period, however, coupled to the separate-accrual rule, see supra, at 3–6, avoids such litigation profusion. It allows a copyright owner to defer suit until she can estimate whether litigation is worth the candle. She will miss out on damages for periods prior to the three-year look-back, but her right to prospective injunctive relief should, in most cases, remain unaltered.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 28/05/2026
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 28/05/2026
It reminds me of what (now sadly disgraced) former Ninth Circuit chief judge Alex Kozinski wrote in an opinion on the need for filmmakers to obtain formal agreements when handling copyrights. The law can only bend over backward for folks so much in accommodating custom and practice before it breaks.
An excerpt of the majority opinion from Effects Associates v. Cohen:

Cohen suggests that section 204's writing requirement does not apply to this situation, advancing an argument that might be summarized, tongue in cheek, as: Moviemakers do lunch, not contracts. Cohen concedes that "[i]n the best of all possible legal worlds" parties would obey the writing requirement, but contends that moviemakers are too absorbed in developing "joint creative endeavors" to "focus upon the legal niceties of copyright licenses." Appellees' Brief at 16, 18. Thus, Cohen suggests that we hold section 204's writing requirement inapplicable here because "it [i]s customary in the motion picture industry . . . not to have written licenses." Id. at 18. To the extent that Cohen's argument amounts to a plea to exempt moviemakers from the normal operation of section 204 by making implied transfers of copyrights "the rule, not the exception," id., we reject his argument.

Common sense tells us that agreements should routinely be put in writing. This simple practice prevents misunderstandings by spelling out the terms of a deal in black and white, forces parties to clarify their thinking and consider problems that could potentially arise, and encourages them to take their promises seriously because it's harder to backtrack on a written contract than on an oral one.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 14/04/2026
Great piece. An interesting related topic is the outer limits of MC enforcement. A lot of folks (like @eriqgardner.bsky.social at @puck.news ) expected them to play more of a role in Gina Carano’s case against Disney, for example, yet they ended up settling. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
An excerpt from Eriq Gardner’s Feb. 12, 2024 article for Puck News entitled “Assessing the Musk-Carano Case Against Disney”: “But Carano’s job wasn’t simply playing Cara Dune on The Mandalorian—she was also hired to be a public face for the franchise, a promoter in addition to a performer. That’s been true since Hollywood’s early days, which is why studios fret over actors’ public personas and include morals clauses in contracts. By embroiling herself in controversy, Carano jeopardized her value to Disney by altering the way that audiences perceive her. Conservatives might sniff double standards, but expect Disney to raise this point as part of its defense. After all, it’s in the image business.” Full article at https://puck.news/assessing-the-elon-musk-gina-carano-case-against-disney/
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 03/04/2026
Oh, she heard you.
Daily Beast headline: Trump Goon Launches Wild Public Lobbying Campaign for AG Job

Byline: Leigh Kimmins

Date: April 3, 2026, 8:19 AM ET

Subhead: Alina Habba is wasting no time in taking her shot at the big time.

First Paragraph: President Donald Trump's former personal lawyer, Alina Habba, is going all in on the administration's newly open Attorney General position.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 20/03/2025
Fourth, they royally botched their separate statement through poor drafting, inclusion of irrelevant facts, and failing to support what facts actually mattered through evidence in the record. When you make a judge slog through shoddy work product like this, you’re begging for a benchslap.
Were that all, the Court would hesitate to find such conduct sanctionable under Rule
11. But as Defendants note, many of the other claimed facts are also "vague, compound, and incomprehensible mixtures of factual assertions and conclusions, subjective opinions, and other irrelevant evidence." ECF 74-1 at 17 (citing P-SUF 2, 5, 6, 8-14, 24-25, 27-34, 36-43, 47-64, 66-69). For example, Plaintiffs' Fact 10 states, without any evidentiary support, that "Defendants undoubtedly had access to [Vance] prior to writing and releasing [Carey] given its wide commercial and cultural success," P-SUF 10, even though access was not at issue in this initial phase as to the extrinsic test. Similarly, Fact 68 cites Sakakeeny's declaration for the bald proposition that "Carey would have had ample access to [Vance]," P-SUF 68, despite Sakakeeny's admission that he was never designated as an expert on the factual issue of copying, ECF 69-4 1 7. Although Plaintiffs withdrew certain legally irrelevant arguments in their Reply, Plaintiffs did not withdraw numerous irrelevant facts in their Response to Statements of Genuine Dispute ("RSGD"). See generally ECF 77-1. At Fact 68, for instance, Plaintiff responds, "As to the disputed portion, Plaintiff (sic) respectfully refers to Sakakeeny Decl." Id. 68. The RSGD is replete with this type of perfunctory response. E.g., id. 7-9, 12, 19, 23-29, 32-43, 50-68. The Local Rules clearly provide that for facts disputed by the opposing party, the moving party's response must include "pinpoint citations including page and line numbers, if available, to evidence in the record... to rebut the existence of a genuine dispute." L.R. 56-3.
It is clear to the Court that Plaintiffs' counsel made no reasonable effort to ensure
that the factual contentions asserted have evidentiary support. Thus, the litany of irrelevant and unsupported factual assertions reflected in Plaintiffs' SUF and RSGD has served only to confuse the Court and the parties.Defendants argue that Plaintiffs' Statement of Uncontroverted Facts ("SUF") are improper because they violate the Local Rules and "simply copy-and-paste[]" conclusory allegations from the FAC. They further contend that Plaintiffs' factual contentions lack any evidentiary basis. Id. at 18-22. Plaintiffs accuse Defendants of
"hammering on Plaintiffs' inclusion of facts unrelated to the extrinsic test" and "misstating the background information which Plaintiffs did not include for any nefarious purpose[.]"

The Court agrees with Defendants that the Plaintiffs' SUF violates the Local Rules
and is procedurally improper. The Local Rules require parties moving for summary judgment to "set forth the material facts as to which the moving party contends there is no genuine dispute" with each fact "supported by pinpoint citations (including page and line numbers, if available) to evidence in the record." L.R. 56-1. Several of the purported facts set forth in Plaintiffs' SUF are supported only by Plaintiffs' FAC or statements made in conclusory declarations accompanying the Motion, not evidence in the record. Plaintiffs also fail to pin cite any of the evidence supporting their purported facts. See generally P-SUF 16-69.
Plaintiffs explain that they included background facts from their pleading "for the simple purpose of providing a historical context of the two works .... There is no reason to sanction a party for including more, rather than less, factual information." As explained above, most facts derived from the FAC are cited in support of irrelevant arguments on copying, not as background. Further, irrelevant and unsupported allegations in a pleading are not material facts at summary judgment and therefore do not belong in a statement of uncontroverted facts. The Court finds that these deficiencies alone are sanctionable under the Local Rules.
See L.R. 83-7(a)-(b).
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 20/03/2025
Third, they repeatedly relied on expressly overruled legal principles. Some (like the inverse ratio rule) were overruled fairly recently (2020). Others (like the extrinsic test concerning similarity of ideas) haven’t been good law for several decades. I found this part genuinely horrifying.
Fink also bases his conclusions on the inverse ratio rule, which required "a lower standard of proof of substantial similarity when a high degree of access [to the protected work] is shown." Skidmore, 952 F.3d at 1065-66 (quoting Three Boys, 212 F.3d at 486-
87). He states in his report that a claimed similarity would be significant "given . .. a strong case for access." ECF 73-5 1 6, at 26 (emphasis added). Skidmore explicitly abrogated the inverse ratio rule in this circuit, explaining: "Because the inverse ratio rule, which is not part of the copyright statute, defies logic, and creates uncertainty for the courts and the parties, we take this opportunity to abrogate the rule in the Ninth Circuit and overrule our prior cases to the contrary." Id. at 1066. In so holding, the Ninth Circuit
"join[ed] the majority of [its] sister circuits that have considered the inverse ratio rule and have correctly chosen to excise it from copyright analysis." Id. at 1069. The court clarified that it is "not suggesting that access cannot serve as circumstantial evidence of actual copying in all cases; access, however, in no way can prove substantial similarity." Id.
(emphasis added).Rule 11 imposes a non-delegable, "affirmative duty" upon the attorney to conduct a reasonable inquiry into the law before filing a motion. Lloyd v. Schlag, 884 F.2d 409, 412 (9th Cir. 1989). Plaintiffs' counsel did not uphold this duty. As an initial matter, Plaintiffs submitted legal arguments on elements wholly irrelevant to the extrinsic test. See ECF 69; cf. ECF 53. Although Plaintiffs later withdrew these arguments, ECF 77, Plaintiffs' Motion is nevertheless frivolous within the meaning of Rule 11 as to the extrinsic test. The Court agrees with Defendants that Plaintiffs' Motion is predicated on an abrogated legal rule: that
"substantial similarity is inextricably linked to the issue of access." ECF 69 at 11 (citing Skidmore, 952 F.3d at 1065-66). As explained above, the very case cited by Plaintiffs expressly abrogated this rule. Skidmore, 952 F.3d at 1069 ("Because the inverse ratio rule, which is not part of the copyright statute, defies logic, and creates uncertainty for the courts and the parties, we take this opportunity to abrogate the rule in the Ninth Circuit and overrule our prior cases to the contrary."). A reasonably diligent review of Skidmore would have made clear that access "in no way can prove substantial similarity" in this circuit. Id.
Plaintiffs' reliance on Skidmore for a legal proposition abrogated by that case is as clear an indication as any that Plaintiffs' counsel did not conduct a reasonable inquiry into the law prior to filing the Motion.Plaintiffs make no attempt to square their misstatement of the law. In fact, they double down on outdated legal standards and overruled authorities in their Reply. They once more assert, without any legal support, that "[t]he question of' access' is encompassed under the 'copying' element, along with substantial similarityL.]" ECF 77 at 2. That is not so. See Skidmore, 952 F.3d at 1064 (explaining that copying and unlawful appropriation, which includes substantial similarity, are "separate components"). Plaintiffs further claim that "[under Krofft, if the extrinsic test reveals similarities in ideas, the court proceeds to the ... intrinsic test." ECF 77 at 2 (citing Sid & Marty Krofft Tel. Prods., Inc. v.
McDonald's Corp., 562 F.2d 1157, 1165 (9th Cir. 1977)). This has not been the law of this circuit for over 30 years. It is true that in Krofft, the Ninth Circuit initially conceived of the extrinsic test as a "test for similarity of ideas" and the intrinsic test as a test of similarity "in the expression of the ideas." 562 F.2d at 1164. But the Ninth Circuit has long since rejected this formulation, holding instead that "the line [between the extrinsic and intrinsic tests] is more properly drawn between objective and subjective analyses of expression," not ideas. Brown Bag Software v. Symantec Corp., 960 F.2d 1465, 1473-74 (9th Cir. 1992) (citing Shaw v. Lindheim, 919 F.2d 1353, 1357 (9th Cir. 1990)). That is because "[i]n no case does copyright protection... extend to any idea." 17 U.S.C.
§ 102(b); see also Skidmore, 952 F.3d at 1069 ("[Clopyright does require at least a modicum of creativity and does not protect... ideas, concepts, and common elements[.]").
Plaintiffs' continued reliance on abrogated legal principles confirms that Plaintiffs' counsel failed to conduct a reasonable inquiry into the law.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 20/03/2025
Second, they relied on two perfunctory musicological expert reports (one three pages, one eight pages) that failed to properly apply the extrinsic test, submitted no rebuttal reports, and tried to sneak rebuttal testimony into depositions and declarations. Suffice to say, it didn’t work.
The Fink Report is deficient on its face. It consists of a scant six paragraphs of
"preliminary" findings covering less than three pages without any supporting exhibits. See ECF 73-5 at 24-27. "Brevity alone does not render an expert report deficient, but [the Fink] Report is silent on too many matters to be considered either adequately supported or probative of the [only] issue [at hand]—the application of the extrinsic test." Johannsongs-Publ'g Ltd. v. Lovland, No. CV 18-10009-AB (SSx), 2020 WL 2315805, at *5 (C.D. Cal.
Apr. 3, 2020). At the outset, Fink does not provide any explanation of the principles or methods he relied on to form his opinion. He does not disclose what materials he reviewed in making his findings, apart from a single reference to an unattached, "preliminary transcription" of Carey. ECF 73-5 95, at 24. Nor does he provide an adequate description of the technical terms used in his analysis or their relevance. E.g., id. at 25-26 (referring to "lyrical realizations," "musical style," "root progression," "tonal harmony," "patterns of tension and release," "scale degree," among other undefined terms). Because of these omissions, the Court has no way of determining whether the Fink Report is the product of any reliable principles and methods.Unlike the Fink Report, the Sakakeeny Report describes some principles and methods of analysis. Specifically, it is organized into five sections to compare the following musical elements in order of importance: (1) lyrics, (2) primary melody or
"hook," (3) overall melody and phrasing, (4) harmony, and (5) rhythm. ECF 73-5 at 29.
Nevertheless, it suffers from similarly obvious deficiencies that render it inadequately supported. See Johannsongs, 2020 WL 2315805, at *5. As with the Fink Report, several of the musical elements are left undefined, and their relevance unexplained. E.g., id. at 32 (referring to, among other undefined elements, "harmonic background," "rhythmic placement and emphasis," "the overall 'contour' or direction of the melody," and
"harmonic language"). And apart from vaguely referencing prior art and the sheet music, see ECF 73-5 at 29, 35-36, it is unclear what materials Sakakeeny reviewed and relied upon before rendering his opinion. Thus, while the Sakakeeny Report contains some semblance of methodology, the Court still strains to ascertain the reliability of the methods and principles employedThe Court's Bifurcation Order required Plaintiffs to submit rebuttal reports by June 3, 2024.6 See ECF 58. They did not. Now, months past the deadline, Plaintiffs inexplicably attempt to rehabilitate their witnesses by having them respond in their declarations to the Ferrara and Lewis Reports. Plaintiffs make no showing that their failure to timely disclose expert testimony was substantially justified or harmless. Plaintiffs only lament that "[diue to time constraints on the experts, the expert depositions stood in for any rebuttal report." P-SGD 4. The Court is not moved by such excuses. Depositions are not rebuttal disclosures. "A party's inability to prepare an expert report within the discovery and expert disclosure deadlines set forth in a scheduling order does not excuse compliance with the requirements of Rule 26(a)(2)(B)." Wilderness Dev., LLC v. Hash, No. CV 08-54-M-JCL, 2009 WL 564224 (D. Mont. Mar. 5, 2009) (citing Salgado v. Gen.
Motors Corp., 150 F.3d 735, 741 (7th Cir. 1998)). Plaintiffs could have, but did not file a motion to extend the rebuttal deadline, and their failure to do so "amounts to nothing more than poor case management and lack of care and due diligence." Pineda v. City & Cnty. of San Francisco, 280 F.R.D. 517, 521 (N.D. Cal. 2012). Moreover, that these rebuttals were inserted into the experts' later-filed declarations in support of Plaintiffs' Opposition, but not their earlier-filed declarations in support of Plaintiffs' own Motion for Summary Judgment, tells a clear tale of too little, too late. Compare ECF 69-3 and ECF 69-4 with ECF 73-3 and ECF 73-4.
The Court concludes that the Fink Declarations and the Sakakeeny Declarations are
a product of unreliable and unhelpful expert testimony and untimely rebuttal testimony.
Accordingly, the Court excludes the Fink and Sakakeeny Declarations.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 20/03/2025
First, they ignored a bifurcation order that required them to focus their MSJ only on the issue of extrinsic similarity. They dedicated a scant three pages of their moving papers to that issue and larded up the rest with improper arguments about ownership, access, and copying.
The parties agreed that bifurcation would be "the most judicially efficient way to manage this litigation" because "[i]t would provide the parties an early opportunity to determine a dispositive issue[.]" ECF 53 at 2. Consistent with this shared understanding, the Court ordered the parties to conduct discovery and file motions for summary judgment as to the extrinsic test only. Id. at 3. The Court stayed all other discovery. Id.
Despite the parties' agreement and the Court's clear instructions, Plaintiffs, by and through their counsel, inexplicably moved for summary judgment on other elements of their copyright claim, i.e., ownership, copying, and access. See ECF 69 at 10-15.
Plaintiffs' counsel offers no explanation for failing to comply with the Bifurcation Order.
Counsel claims that any reference to issues outside of the extrinsic test was "intended only as background." ECF 78 at 6. This explanation strains credulity. Plaintiffs' Motion devotes an entire section of the argument-not background —to the issues of ownership, copying, and access. See ECF 69 at 10-15. Tellingly, Plaintiffs' proposed order granting their Motion requests a finding that "[t]here are no genuine issues of material fact as to Plaintiffs' First and Second Causes of Action in the Complaint," ECF 69-5 at 2 (emphasis added), not just as to substantial similarity under the extrinsic test. This requested relief defies logic considering the parties have not had an opportunity to conduct fact discovery as to those elements. Plaintiffs' failure to comply with the Bifurcation Order is clear evidence of Plaintiffs' improper purpose in filing for summary judgment. Plaintiffs' counsel, as an officer of the Court, is at fault for this non-compliance. Instead of timely remedying this misconduct, Plaintiffs' counsel delayed and needlessly caused Defendants to oppose irrelevant factual and legal issues that are not properly before the Court.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 20/03/2025
Oh wow. The order on Mariah Carey’s MSJ in the copyright infringement litigation over All I Want For Christmas Is You dropped earlier today, and it’s an absolute bloodbath. You don’t often see Rule 11 sanctions in these cases, but the plaintiffs’ attorneys seemingly screwed up… basically everything!
Before the Court are Defendants' and Plaintiffs' Motions for Summary Judgment and Defendants' Motion for Sanctions. ECF 68, 69, 74. The Court read and considered the moving, opposing, and reply papers and held a hearing. ECF 80. For the reasons stated herein, the Court GRANTS Defendants' Motion for Summary Judgment and Motion for Sanctions and DENIES Plaintiffs' Motion for Summary Judgment.Based on the foregoing, Plaintiffs have not met their burden of showing that Carey and Vance are substantially similar under the extrinsic test. Because Fink and Sakakeeny's testimony is not admissible, the well-supported conclusions made in the Ferrara Reports and the Lewis Reports are effectively unrebutted and not genuinely disputed. A plaintiff who fails to satisfy the extrinsic test cannot survive summary judgment on a copyright claim. Benay v. Warner Bros. Entm't, Inc., 607 F.3d 620, 624 (9th Cir. 2010).
Accordingly, the Court GRANTS Defendants' Motion for Summary Judgment and
DENIES Plaintiffs' Motion for Summary Judgment.Defendants request that the Court impose sanctions in the amount of reasonable attorney's fees that Defendants incurred in preparing their Opposition to Plaintiffs' Motion and their Motion for Sanctions. ECF 74-1 at 24. Although each incident of sanctionable conduct, in isolation, may not warrant more than a stern reprimand, it is the aggregate of misconduct reflected in Plaintiffs' Motion that makes this an egregious situation warranting more severe sanctions. Defendants have demonstrated that the requested fees are "a direct result of the offending conduct." Truesdell, 209 F.R.D. at 175. Plaintiffs' Motion prompted Defendants to incur needless expenses responding to frivolous legal arguments and unsupported factual contentions. The Court finds that the punitive and deterrent ends of Rule 11 are best served by imposing sanctions in the amount of some or all attorneys' fees incurred by Defendants in preparing their Opposition to Plaintiffs' Motion.

Accordingly, the Court GRANTS Defendants' Motion for Sanctions and ORDERS
Defendants to file within 14 days of this Order a motion to determine the amount of reasonable attorneys' fees to be awarded.For the foregoing reasons, Defendants' Motion for Summary Judgment and Motion for Sanctions is GRANTED. Plaintiffs' Motion for Summary Judgment is DENIED. The Court further ORDERS Defendants to file within 14 days of the date of this Order a proposed judgment and a motion for attorney fees reasonably incured in preparing their Opposition to Plaintiffs' Motion and the Motion for Sanctions.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 28/12/2024
I’ve been seeing these ads proliferate on Meta’s platforms in the last few months. Not only are they extremely gross and indisputably in violation of relevant advertising standards, I’m pretty sure some of the models being depicted are intended to be underage.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 28/12/2024
Anyone know who’s in charge of keeping ads for nonconsensual pornography generators featuring full frontal nudity off Facebook and Instagram? Because they’re doing a pretty bad job, and the ads in question are appearing directly attached to posts by creators on the platforms without their approval.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/12/2024
Respectable for a public filing. That said, it’s the confidential mediation briefs where you can really test the limits.
Screenshot of a legal brief with the following quote preceding the introduction: "the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed." - Twitter user @auntyamerican
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 30/11/2024
I scanned the news too quickly and thought something even more heinous was in the works.
A snippet of a news article on Kraft’s new flavor offerings in which an industry figure opines to CNN that “Millennials and Gen-Z are more inclined to deviate from ‘traditional’ flavors — a strategy that Oreo is well known for — and putting absurd flavors out there to attract virality but also make consumers nostalgic for the original.”
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 26/11/2024
dril’s classic tweet saying “and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.”
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/11/2024
This is why I missed Law Twitter.
Mike Dunford posts the following: “My son, who has been playing a bunch of Red Dead Redemption, came up with an interesting hypo. If a cowboy who has been dead for 100 years comes back to life, and discovers that a museum has been selling an edited version of his diary, is there a claim?”

Will Frank replies to Mark: “Just when you thought the Rule Against Perpetuities couldn't get uglier!”

Kathryn Tewson replies to Will: “you put that sentence back in your WHORE MOUTH, will”
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/11/2024
And then Jaida Essence Hall’s character quadruples the limit! Madness!
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/11/2024
Lawyer brain is when you ruin your rewatch of RPDR All Stars 7 by realizing Jinkx Monsoon’s prayer for relief in Fairytale Justice is twice the jurisdictional limit of a small claims matter in California, which is where Parade Magazine tells me the season was filmed. parade.com/1368360/mike...
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/11/2024
It’s amazing that he finds the time to be this stupid when he’s otherwise so busy being this gross.
A tweet from Rep. Mike Collins on Twitter that reads “I would just like to be appointed to do a ride-along on one of  @RealTomHoman’s deportation raids.”
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