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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
queer and any pronouns never made a decision in my life
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
A Brief Guide To Twitch Streams
Type 1:
Upsetting Cross Between Public Access Television, 
Digital Busking,
And One of Those 1950s-Era Zoos Where You’re 
Allowed To Bang On The Glass and Throw Junk Food 
At The Animals

Ahh, the streamer; the congealed filth scraped off the bottom of the 
entertainment world’s collective shoe. Exactly one societal rung above dog 
murderer, and exactly one below web cartoonist. 

Give him a dollar, and he’ll read your name aloud. Give him twenty, and he’ll 
punch himself in the nuts while doing so. The relationship between streamer 
and chat is one of transactional stimulus, as perfect as it obscene, the obvious 
humiliation of the affair rolling off both parties’ marble-smooth brains like rain 
hitting gore-tex; every time one of these freakazoids says something like 
“C’mon, gang! Just five more subs and I have to take another shot of uncooked 
rice!” Pavlov and Milgram start doing synchronized backflips in their graves. 

“Thanks for the follow!” “Thanks for the sub!” “Thanks for the impromptu swat team 
wellness check!” Listen to yourself. Hear yourself. Do you think God is proud he 
made you? This is a democratized platform, man-- why not drop the hokey, 
commercialized facade, and actually just be your authentic self for a change?Type 2: Hitler Talk SHow

Oh, right. That's why
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pebby @petalbluesky.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
#LookAtBlueSky @porterrobinson.com
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
gonna be sunny and warm tomorrow
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
it's warm enough for me to feel alive again but also for the flies and fruitflies. oh well. the price of living on earth i suppose
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
wearing my finest clothes (new band tee)
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Nein! Ich wurde von der Schule verwiesen 😜 Joost Klein 🤏 Joost Klein 🧅 aber ich bin ein Riese! 🎡 Mein Deutsch ist schlecht, weiß nicht von der das und diese 🤔 Sie fragen wer ist das!? Ich bin der andere von Friеse!! 😄😁
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
thrhrhrhTHRREEEEEEE
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
unpleasant organoleptic sensation (bad smell)
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
where were you when h. pylori is kill
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
actaully you go on campus to make each of your friends laugh. once you have met your quota you can go home. that's all there is to university.
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
packaging of a screen protector film 

it says PROTEC !!! your display professionally
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
JERMA IS TURNING 40 THIS YEAR
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
text on the back of japanese rice seasoning packet translated to English
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I love when people ask me for directions. Yes I am very polite and approachable and local looking. No I don't know how to get there... sorry...
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
That lactic acid tang of yours is absurd
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
CHEERLEADER LIKE A VERSION
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Quest Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
When you finish varnishing the castle gate and see a battering ram crest yonder hill
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I'm in your house eating all the green parts of your scallions
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
devil on my shoulder: say something passive aggressive NOW angel on my shoulder: be kind ☆ lots of love angel of darkness: angel of daaaarkness
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
i think my brain is genuinely dead
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
eat garlic noodle... have garlic taste stick to your mouth... crave garlic noodle again...
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 01/01/2025
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
neoguri ramen I miss you.
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REID 🐛 @reidsprout.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
theyre having family time.. #arcane
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
125 days till porter
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🍀kale➰️ ҉🖋 @gachahugs.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
welcome back to kamurocho #rgg #yakuza
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mehlika 💫 @smthngcomfrtng.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
waiting for tea to cool down -__-
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🍀kale➰️ ҉🖋 @gachahugs.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
#rgg mini comic I made a while back 1/2
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
im relaxin
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CLOUD! :D @lifeofgoblin.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
huzzah!
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