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Licentious Maximus

@licentiousmaximus.bsky.social
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31 years old. Male. profile pic is NOT me. I like to write dirty stories. horny on main. biggest kink is exhibitionism. also like monster erotica. and taboo stuff.🔞 MINORS BEGONE!!! AO3 page archiveofourown.org/users/Licentiou…

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Alexa Sommers @alexasommers.bsky.social · 1h
Alicia Jones is ready to pound her way to some serious vengeance. When the husband of her ultimate target signs on to help her land a new real estate purchase, Alicia takes the opportunity to ensure his bonus leaves him satisfied, spent, and drained. geni.us/VengeanceHW1
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting to the point where dissociation is the only way I get through my factory shift.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Question for straight women: What kind of sexualized fanservice of the male body would you want to see in media? What body parts should be the focus? What poses?
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Naruto stopped being about ninjas when they introduced the Kamehameha.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A lot od the people against the death penalty will promote social death as the alternative. Is that more humane? #socialjustice #justice
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wish I could have a big fluffy lynx as a pet, but I know that's a bad idea.
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Alexa Sommers @alexasommers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey you.... yeah you... the one not reading Level Up Stop trying to scroll past. I can see you. So what's up? Are your reading tastes too highbrow for the likes of Alexa Sommers? Read the damn book! geni.us/LevelUpBoxse...
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2d printing seems like an impossible business model similar to how businesses like kinkos and xerox basically don't exist anymore
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Knots are hot in porn because it creates dramatic tension. Waiting for it to POP. #knot #porn #hentai #sex
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*gets on my soapbox* papercraft is a perfectly legitimate way to engage in the #wargaming hobby, and it's not just a placeholder; it's a legitimate art form. Also, the home office printer is an underappreciated tech revolution on par with the Gutenberg press.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
people will be like "we need to let ex-cons reintegrate into society, but also, they're life should be permanently ruined by being socially ostracised with no chance for redemption. "
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's funny how prison abolitionists only speak in abstract terms. They never advocate for a serious criminal in a real case.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At this rate, the United States is gonna have a recall for potatoes contaminated with potato berries or some shit. #USA #food #fda.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODDJ... Pewdiepie is releasing an ai model. when he describes what it can do, it sounds so bland. "sort your emails" OH YOU MEAN THE FUCKING SORT FUNCTION THAT EXISTS IN LITERALLY EVERYTHING? "manage your to-do list" BITCH I CAN WRITE A NOTE, SPEECH TO TEXT ALREADY EXISTS
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I seriously should NOT be dropping this.
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Winding vault @wofsluts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Power squirt @Zella Bu #porn #nsfw #horny #xxx #goonette #skyhub #nsfwsky #goonsky #slut #spicysky #nsfwbsky #realnsfw
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol what if I wanna use a wheelchair because I'm just fucking lazy?
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fin6art @fin6art.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
girls who're good with animals <3
furry huge horsecock deepthroat
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Ravi @ravizebby.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Horsecock alt for the horsecock enjoyers/lovers 💛
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Naked Gods 🇨🇦 @nakedgods.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cum. #nakedmen #horsecock #cum
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tiddies
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Winding vault @wofsluts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolute cinema #porn #nsfw #horny #xxx #goonette #skyhub #nsfwsky #goonsky #slut #spicysky #nsfwbsky #realnsfw
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 01/10/2026
truculence ball
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rimworld is an interesting game because it relies on the player's imagination to fill in the gaps. A photorealistic version of the game with full voice acting would ruin the whole point. #rimworld
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evil plan: learn electrical work so I can surgically turn any wire into usb type c
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love it when artists can make a subject look "fleshy". I don't mean fat. I'm not sure if I'm explaining this right.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Am "easy " crossword puzzle What is this bullshit?
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
age regression except it's your middle school days, chilling with your crtv, a 2-liter of soda, and an open weekend.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
would dominoes be considered a card game? it's just the cards are extra thick.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
character idea: Bimbo airhead who's one area of expertise is sex education. She will gladly just casually talk about condoms and lube with no shame, even in the coffee shop. She's in college, but it's gonna take her a couple of extra years to get her degree.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like factory games to a certain extent, but eventually I hit a wall and I'm like "it's not worth the headache"
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Leg Warmers are a weird concept. If your legs are cold, just wear pants.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if men wore tight yoga pants at the gym?
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How would you feel if an animator used #AI for the in-between work and all the key frames were drawn by hand? #animation
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you write a hopeful story, you'll be called naive If you write a satire, people will call you cynical. Some stories are prescriptive and some are descriptive.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Theory: Refrigeration is the reason why cowboy culture and cattle drives died out.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hear me out: One of the reasons people apparently struggle to pay attention to written instructions in video games is bad text formatting. 4k resolution doesn't scale the UI properly so you get tiny font spread across the whole screen. Game devs need to study typography. #gaming #videogames
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lilijunex @lilijunex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you mix the cumlube exxxtra thick 😈 @bad-dragon.com @fuckyeah.uk
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Winding vault @wofsluts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unloaded a full tank @scarlett J #porn #nsfw #horny #xxx #goonette #skyhub #nsfwsky #goonsky #slut #spicysky #nsfwbsky #realnsfw
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
is there a name for the kink of someone growing body hair only because they've become a sex slave kept in a dark cell? anyone else know what I'm talking about? #kink #sex
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wonder, what if I put one of those bullet vibrators inside my fleshlight. #sex #sextoy #masturbation
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
zombie apocalypse excepty they're drug addicts
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there was a time when a video game franchise would get a new game every year.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought I was horny, but I just needed a nap
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Star trek tng they'll meet godlike beings every other week, and then act like it's no big deal.
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#rimworld is so addictive. like holy fuck
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Nudist Mom🔞 @nudistmom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My kind of bikini bottom. 😊
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Nudist Mom🔞 @nudistmom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nice aim!😊💦
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Idea: become the best at eating pussy, so I can use my skills to trade for favors. Become ultimate man-slut. #sex
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the wikipedia page for "superhero debuts" has characters like Dick Tracy. what are we doing here people?
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Licentious Maximus @licentiousmaximus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think "vigilante" needs to be understood as a distinct genre from superheroes. there's a whole tradition of comics, radio shows, and pulp stories featuring vigilantes.
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