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Brandy 🩷💜💙

@librarybrandy.bsky.social
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Middle-school librarian, reader, video gamer, crocheter, baker. I'm the girl for your apocalypse team. She/her.

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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My school year has gotten off to a weird start, but yesterday I had a kid interrupt class to tell me the weight range of a t-rex and the only response I could think of was "huh, what about a triceratops?" So I may have won that kid over at the expense of the other 19 in the room. I have no regrets.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Can confirm. All of this.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I guess see below in my feed for context? Idk I'm getting another drink bc we're not done with Mario Kart yet
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
(caveat: we are v drunk) A: so if soup is round and dumplings are triangler, what shape is a soup dumpling? Me: trapezoidal. A: so then what food is a rhombus? Me: grilled cheese.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
(can confirm, and am rounding the corner in that direction myself)
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The grilled cheese sandwich @edwardjgrugiii.bsky.social posted and said sharp. I'll explain tomorrow when I have my glasses on and can see what I'm posting.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
God dammit why can't I get the threading right. This is about that grilled cheese sandwich.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Physically square but I can get the sharpness. More of a spiny sharp than spikey, though.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
But like a burger? A burger is round. But if your hot sandwich has other things on it? Spicy things are sharp. Vinegary things are kinda sharp. So I see where you're coming from.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No I can see the sense in this. I'm not a convert but I'll compromise on Oval (aka beveled rectangle)
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
🥰😍😘
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(the screenshots of that conversation are in there somewhere but I don't understand how BlueSky threading works)
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There are a couple of threads within here so click through the replies to find the actual conversation that started all this but I'm drunk enough to reshare it with all of you, all like three of my followers, you're welcome and goodnight
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Okay I'm appreciating that you're on board with general sandwich geometry even if your perspective is objectively wrong
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This also seems like a good time to say we're sitting right next to each other, drunk whatever-BlueSky-calls-it-ing.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sigh. Neuro*typical.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This seems a good time to say, apropos of nothing, that the rate of synesthesia is about 3x higher in autistic people as in the neurological population.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The full conversation, as recounted to a friend the next day.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Cold sandwiches are square regardless of physical geometry. Hot sandwiches are round. Dumplings are triangular. 🤷 I don't make the rules. (These are also Inside Thoughts until I'm drunk, which is how they came out in the first place)
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We haven't seen Weird Al live in years, but he put on FANTASTIC performances the few times we did see him! (in the late '90s. So, haven't seen in many, many years. But I trust it's still wild.)
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
While this is, objectively, the Wrong Cover (sorry, Dan, but it's true), every word of this essay lands. I loved this book as a kid and I love it now, for some of the same reasons and some new ones that only come with age. (Why does OutOfPrint not have shirts of this? Why is there no Folio edition?)
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I just got back from FL, with my 4th (!) TSA pat-down. Fun fact: if your crotch lights up the scanner, you have to take your shoes off and have them rescanned, because obv that makes sense. Totally worth it for those two biscoff cookies that I couldn't get a whole pack of at the grocery store.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Also also today: An 8th grade making a 3-part argument (assertion-reason-evidence) about banning pineapple from the cafeteria because "it bites back and makes your mouth hurt." His friends and I informed him that no, that's an allergy, not an inherent characteristic. Today was weird.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Also today: 15m info dump from 7th grade kid on keys and locks. I was fascinated by it, in case you doubted my own probable autism.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Today in middle school: Convo w/5th grader: Kid: the eraser came off my pencil. Me: where is it? K: in the pencil sharpener. Me: .... Me: why is it in the pencil sharpener? K: I put it there. Me: ....why did you put your eraser in the pencil sharpener? K (as if I'm being dense): to.... sharpen it?
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I honestly don't know why I find this absurd little story strangely beautiful.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
@alexanderdanner.bsky.social this is who you can thank for your favorite part of any screen media
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 20/12/2025
3yo: “daddy’s phone is in his pocket!” me: “that’s true!” 3yo: “why isn’t mummy’s phone in her pocket?” me: “… buckle up, kiddo, we’re gonna discuss five hundred years of fashion and misogyny”
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I'm reminding myself that I should not eat tortilla chips and salsa verde for dinner EVEN THOUGH tomatillos are green and a vegetable, more or less.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I read this book and loved it, but didn't pick up on the neurodivergence because the character seemed perfectly typical to *me* and *I'm* not considered neurodivergent. Multiple friends: "Uh, you are, it's obvious; we've known since the minute we met you. Did you... *not* know?" I guess I do now!
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
"but it's everywhere now so we just have to accept it's the new reality" motherfucker we can just stop putting it everywhere! we did it with asbestos and CFCs and lead-based paint or petrol and make-up with arsenic in it! if everyone is using something and it's bad, we can choose to stop!
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I will forever be the cranky old lady yelling at AI to get off my lawn. This was a worthwhile perspective. theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
theoatmeal.com
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
@brucecoville.bsky.social is the reason I'm a librarian today. In 3rd grade, I read a review of The Ghost Wore Gray, and begged my dad to take me to the library that night to get it. Library didn't have it, so they bought a copy for me. That's when I knew libraries were magical & where I belonged.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Can confirm. Worth the $5ish to remove ads. There's a stripped-down version, JigLite, that uses less battery & lets you select multiple pieces at once, BUT it skips over the 441-piece size that my old eyes find ideal on the tablet. (1000+ or bust for a real, take-over-the-table puzzle, though.)
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
This book was great! Hard to make this more a book for me: post-collapse American setting? Librarians fighting fascism through the distribution of subversive materials (and sometimes subversives)? Figuring out queer identity? Yes, yes, and yes. It was really short, that's my only complaint.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Book math is showing up an hour early to pick up your preorder on release day just so you can take it home and let it cure like a prosciutto for eight months
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
3/3. You're welcome.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Post 2/?.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I'm so sorry to not alt-text these, but I have Story to Tell You All. Screenshots from where I told it to my library team group chat. (1/?)
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Healey tells RFK to kick rocks; all MA residents can get covid vaccines. Governor Healey Announces Immediate Steps to Ensure Vaccine Availability in Massachusetts Amid Trump, RFK Rollbacks | Mass.gov www.mass.gov/news/governo...
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Photo evidence!
Cocktail glass with a Brandy Alexander. A toothpick rested on the rim holds a cherry.
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
This book was short, and packed--not a bit of wasted space. The dark side of being a teenage girl and young woman--the obsessions, desires, power--and finding your way to who you are and who you want to be, but not in the happy-sunshiney way. Really good, and yes, very weird.
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
i can see this one is going to get a lot of use
a comic thay depicts a trump supporter telling a dem if they puchthe button djt goes to jail for life BUT so does bill clinton like its a gotcha and the dem just keeps pushing the red button
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
(including the one where he taught math)
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I know your dad was a writer whose Great American Novel Huck Finn was taught in nearly every high school in America
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Also only the far left edge of the space bar works and some administrative setting is keeping me from logging into Chrome to access my bookmarks or Google Drive; so glad that he's fixing the chipped corner of the case on my laptop
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Our IT guy sent my school laptop for a warranty repair of a purely cosmetic issue, and the loaner he left immediately gave me an error message about "the trust between this workstation and the primary domain failed" so I'm looking into couples counseling for them so I can get some work done
Microsoft Windows error message reading "the trust relationship between this workstation and the primary domain failed"
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Brandy 🩷💜💙 @librarybrandy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
As I'm going to bed, I remember that I woke up this morning with a particular song in my head, a song that started in a dream. At some point last night, my subconscious Rickrolled me.
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NPR @npr.org · 31/03/2025
JUST IN: The staff of the Institute of Museum and Library Services was placed on administrative leave this morning, following a meeting between IMLS leadership and DOGE staff.
npr.org
Entire staff at federal agency that funds libraries and museums put on leave
The staff of the Institute of Museum and Library Services was placed on administrative leave this morning, following a meeting between IMLS leadership and DOGE staff.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
JUST BECAUSE THE CLOWN CAR GOES VERY FAST DOES NOT MEAN IT ISN’T FULL OF CLOWNS
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