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Leo Johnson

@lflj.bsky.social
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Reading, writing, eating.

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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Normal and cool books left at my front door by a neighbor who I've never had a conversation with.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Death bloom happening a block over from the house.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"I can't lick anyone!" - my exasperated 3 year old after we all declined his offer to lick us
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
3.5 year old is currently obsessed with the Monster Mash. We've been listening to it non-stop for two weeks. I'm related news, turns out there's actually an entire album of Halloween songs by the Monster Mash guy and they almost all just sound like Monster Mash with different words.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Neighborhood sidewalk chalk
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Got the Star Wars room at the pediatrician earlier.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Something happened here
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
when babies are old enough to sit up on a blanket sometimes people will put another baby there and say they're friends. this is disrespectful
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
So ready to get to this point with my little dude. All he's talking discovering right now is Hot Wheels, and he can't read yet, but soon enough.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
WHY - dashare.zone ADMIN
WHY SOULD I PAY BILLS ????? THERE JUST GONNA CHARGE MORE AND MORE EVERY FUCKEN YEAR AND NOW ITS A NEW YEAR SO THERE CHARGING MORE ALREADY , THATS WHY THE DREAM FOR DA RULING CLASS IS COLONYS ON MARS, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN MAKE US PAY FOR THE AIR, THEY HVENT FIGURED OUT A WAY TO DO IT ON EARTH YET, BUT WATCH TOTAL RECALL (1991) AND THEY TURN OFF AIR FOR THE WORKING CLASS BECAUSE THERE MAD AT THEM, SO IF THEY TELL YOU GET YOUR ASS TO MAR'S DONT BE LIKE ARNOLD "STAY ON EARTH, IT FUCKEN SUCK'S BUT IT COULD BE WORSE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN OH SHIT I FREGOT TO TYPE DA TEXT "WHY SHOULD I PAY BILLS EVERYTHING IS 50% WORSE AND COSTS 50% MORE IT CANT BE BOTH " - SORRY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I NEED - dashare.zone ADMIN
MORE THOGHT'S AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne
SUSCRIBE TO ME FOR MORE,,,,
"WHY HAVENT THEY AMDE A NEW ANIMAL CROSSING YET I NEED ITEMS I NEED THE APPROVAL OF EAGLES WHO TALK "
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
And a big shout-out to the Sacramento Public Library. Most of these books came from there.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Probably like 70% of these are audiobooks.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The year in books. Wish I still got AR points.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Adding some of these to my list!
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Fun Christmas decorations in the neighborhood.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Having a 3 year old just turns your Spotify Wrapped into this. He makes us listen to "1, 2, 3" (Eatin Big Time) almost any time we're in a car or on our bike. Before that, he was obsessed with Red Voodoo, a local band of 20somethings we saw at a brewery who basically just play 80s buttrock.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Adding this to my list
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
i call the big one bitey
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This piece I had at Flash Fiction Magazine is now Pushcart Nominated. Very neat. flashfictionmagazine.com/blog/2025/06...
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Drayton had been around for nearly two centuries. Nestled into a small valley in the hills of northeast Alabama, it had waxed and waned over the years, burgeoning for a while thanks to the cotton m…
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This piece I had at Flash Fiction Magazine is now Pushcart Nominated. Very neat. flashfictionmagazine.com/blog/2025/06...
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Drayton had been around for nearly two centuries. Nestled into a small valley in the hills of northeast Alabama, it had waxed and waned over the years, burgeoning for a while thanks to the cotton m…
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 19/11/2025
they fucked up and let movies and tv get so bad that they stopped distracting people from realizing how fucked up things are you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
MIRACLE - dashare.zone ADMIN
DA SKELATEN LOOKIN WIERD BECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO MOVE THERE BODY OR WHERE TO PUT THERE ARMS , AND IT SAYS " ACTED NORMAL DURING SMALL TALK, DONT KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED, IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN " SORRY FOR DOING THIS NOW YOUR GONNA THINK IM NORMAL, AND I AINT EVER GONNA LIVE UP TO THAT ONE,,, IF HALF YOUR LIFE IT FEELS LIKE YOUR WATCHIN SOMEONE ELSE DO ALL YOUR STUFF FOR YOU FROM INSIDE YOUR BODY , AND YOUR NOT REALLY IN CONTROL OF IT, ARE U THE ONLY ONE IN THERE? IF YOUR NOT CONTROLLING YOUR BRAIN OR BODY THEN WHERE ARE YOU????? WHO IS THE OTHER GUY????????????????????? THERES MORE TO THIS EXISTANCE THAN WE KNOW, AND IF IM WRONG THEN TELL ME WHY I KNOW IT WOULD IMPROVE MY LIFE TO DO MY CHORE'S AND MY DO DO LIST BUT I NEVER DO ANY OF THEM BUT I ALSO GET MAD AT MY SELF FOR IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
What a fun time
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Digging through stuff in the attic that I haven't touched in years. Found a bunch of old con badges from when I was doing press all the time. Love the years when I got people I interviewed and visited to sign the badge
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
There have to be more flattering pictures that the therapy (?) pony place could have included on their flyer, right?
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Random fellow shopper at Costco was just walking around and making balloon animals for kids. Made this weird dog for the boy.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Amateur
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The boy has the concept of a bus, I guess.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
As I Lay Dying is such a good book
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
WALK FAST LOOK MAD , TRUST ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I saw you and Robert posting about it, it seemed like a great show! Hopefully y'all can continue to grow and make it bigger and better every year.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
It was on the back of the program/map, which seemed like a nice touch. In years past, their con event has been an adults only, after hours paid event. Pleasantly surprised with how much they leaned into making everything more kid/family friendly this year for the free event.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
He kept walking around the con area, saying "lotta cool stuff in here!"
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Little man's first con sketch!
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Attending a small con at the big art museum in town. Really like this they're making it so family friendly. Appreciate that they're making sure kids get free sketches.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Another said something along the lines of BLOCK CHAIN FOOD CHAIN SUPPLY CHAIN CHICKEN ----> EGGS ----> PROTEIN
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
One of the least weird things written on the sidewalk at the park.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Still one of my favorite con memories!
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Robert Wilson IV | NYCC J5 @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Howdy friends, I'm hosting a NEW CREATOR BREAKFAST at @newyorkcomiccon.bsky.social this year for new / young / inexperienced comic creators, sponsored by ReedPop. If you want to meet and talk shop with peers, pros, and publishers, apply here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Earlier I saw a woman riding a bike, pulling a giant tortoise in a bike trailer. Need to know their story.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I often think of this fake tree/some kind of communication array that I walk by every day with the dog. So much work to hide it and yet it's still so ugly.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This is your reminder that 36% of the entire queer and trans population of the country lives in the South. That's more, by a significant margin, than any other region of the u.s. Worth remembering next time anyone feels the need to abandon or write us off.
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Leo Johnson @lflj.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Wholesome graffiti
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A Jason Tabrys @jtabrys.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Throw in a few Lisa Frank dolphins, really fill up that empty space. Maybe some alien destroyers amongst the clouds.
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