Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Modern vampires are lame... all they know is suck neck, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie. 010 1
Reposted by Lance FrostheartJeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I didn't come up with this one, but I wholeheartedly agree with it. 73912 39
Reposted by Lance FrostheartGaby Pulcinelli💮 COMMISSIONS OPEN @gabyponpoko.bsky.social · 28/06/2025My sexuality: Girls (all of them) and boys that look like a princess 3516 51
Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Other funny one I've heard is "I'm socially progressive, but financially conservative." So you want social progress, but you take the financial side of people who have an interest in seeing society degrade? 020 2
Reposted by Lance FrostheartSaganism @sagan.bsky.social · 18/06/2025We’ve arranged a society on science and technology in which nobody understands anything about science and technology, and this combustible mixture of ignorance and power sooner or later is going to blow up in our faces. 16455122 455
Reposted by Lance FrostheartSebastian Silverfox @silver-sebastian.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I think in our case we need to take it up to Diderot levels. #NoKings 363251207 6.3K
Reposted by Lance Frostheart𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 15/06/2025The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. ~ Richard Pryor 2154 15
Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 12/06/2025My pickles touch all the time. I love layering pickles on my buns. 130 3
Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 04/06/2025A second Social Credit score just dropped. But now you can't talk about the Civil War. (It was about slavery.) 020 2
Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Nah, that's normal. You get the hornies out so you can have the post clarity to have the deep thoughts. 000 0
Reposted by Lance FrostheartThe Unvirgin Mary @theunvirginmary.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Oh god, yes! 2102 10
Reposted by Lance FrostheartNatalia (娜塔莉) @wrycritic.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Happy 🌈 51116483071 11.6K
Reposted by Lance FrostheartTofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 01/06/2025happy gay everyone 🌸☀️🌊 90131182472 13.1K
Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Aw man, and here I was hoping today was going to be a GOOD day. 100 1
Reposted by Lance FrostheartSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 23/05/2025A poll started just seconds ago on Twitter, with the first 25 votes shown 822159529 2.2K
Reposted by Lance FrostheartLexiTheWulf @lexithewulf.bsky.social · 22/05/2025" Someone once told me, 'I love you, but you are a lot.' But I am not too much. I am simply alive in a world that demands depth, clarity, and action. 141 4
Reposted by Lance FrostheartHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Maybe it's called a corpse flower because that's a dead ballerina stuffed in a bucket. 13262021022 6.2K
Reposted by Lance FrostheartThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/05/2025Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai theonion.com/ashamed... 431532113 1.5K
Reposted by Lance FrostheartCenturii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025the first conspiracy. 82149772619 15K
Reposted by Lance Frostheart𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 23/05/2025The great concern for the unborn: After birth, they have no use for that child until he can pay taxes, serve in the military & vote. No - Neonatal care - Daycare - Headstart - School lunch Preborn, you're fine Preschool, you're fucked ~ George Carlin 051 5
Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Hot take: The only reason the tomb is empty is because some rich Victorian man plundered the tomb of Joseph of Arimathea and snorted Jesus' ground up body like one of the Egyptian mummies. 000 0
Reposted by Lance FrostheartHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 20/05/2025 488203712633 20.4K
Reposted by Lance Frostheartmurderedbybluesky.bsky.social @murderedbybluesky.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Still true today.... 515528 155
Reposted by Lance FrostheartUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/05/2025woegurt 310144321725 14.4K
Reposted by Lance FrostheartCarrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I believe in you. 1473296385 3.3K
Reposted by Lance Frostheart⛧ spicy whimsy ⛧ @spicywhimsy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025feeling groggymedia.tenor.coma close up of a white cat 's face looking at the cameraAlt: a close up of a white cat 's face looking at the camera 031 3
Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Never before have I seen such a smug looking bird. "Yes, I'm gogeous, thanks for noticing." 000 0
Lance Frostheart @lfh-env.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Mmmm brainworm eat prefrontal corteeeex *nnmnmnmnm* 000 0