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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑

@lexoluthoro.bsky.social
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We do jokes and sports here people. SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, Pro-Wrestling, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History. One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee 🚩🔞🚩 I am 38 and angry 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Married 💍 NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do we always tell the truth? Hell no. But we're a hell of a lot more likely to simply lay out our thoughts as they are. Instead of trying to save face or whatever.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because lets be honest most autistic folks are gonna tell you where they stand lmao
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Autism makes me hate any clichés that include miscommunication.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh my god i am 4k in back payments for a bunch of shit fuck me fuck fuck fuck
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Another sexy irrelevance.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
People messaged me but I'm just swiping those pages away and not reading them. Ill read them tomorrow. Im sorry if it was important. I love you.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I dont really remember today. I think I fell asleep at work at one point? Maybe? I dont know.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm only now coming out of this haze of anxiety and now I cant sleep.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So, please, if you see me crying in public? Just keep walking as I'll be losing my mind.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This month I'll be losing 2k to one single bill. I will not be able to pay any other bills. I will not be able to buy groceries & neither will my husband as our mortgage just went up 400 due to the roof we were forced to replace. I need a new tire and my car registration is now $1400.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well happy pre birthday to you 😎👉
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
💯
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh no! Not a very happy birthday gift huh?
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hey bud. How have you been?
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I dont know. I think I might be moving on. Somewhere less- hectic. Less- forgetful.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The moment I took blusky off my home page I suddenly didn't care about it and I'm wondering if I ever cared in the first place.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Learn to need yourself. I wont be here forever to keep you propped up.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fuck Landen Roupp. I hope he gets whatever the baseball equivalent is to the twisties and gets traded to the Dodgers. Also fuck Larry Baer. Move on? Fuck you.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Anyone else have panic attacks every time they pay a bill or is it just me?
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NBC Sports Bay Area & California @nbcsportsbayarea.com · 05/07/2026
Luis Arráez followed up his latest All-Star nod with a three-hit performance in the Giants' win over the Rockies yesterday 👏
nbcsportsbayarea.com
All-Star Luis Arraez posts another three-hit game to lead Giants in bounce-back win vs. Rockies
Luis Arraez backed up his All-Star Game selection with three hits in the San Francisco Giants' win Saturday over the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field.
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Lost the Spellcasting clown @lostmage2d.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I really dislike being an open book sometimes. But alas... It's not in my nature to lie or hide who I am or how I feel.
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Tanuki’s Ghostie Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Rise and shine! It’s time for crimes!
Lookin up at the soft white gills of a mushroom as the sun peaks in at the corner
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"How did you not realize-" boy oh boy has the brain fog been bad.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Symptoms of depression they dont talk about: shopaholics
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh God dammit somewhere along the lines of this depression I spent like 500 dollars on shopping trips to buy nothing I needed. I hate myself so much right now. I do not have that money to just- spend.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I still want to live in my bed, but today I was good at pretending I didn't.
Dirty window selfie of a person in a black jumpsuit with puffy sleeves
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 03/06/2024
Inspired by @artbyveya.bsky.social
Photo of Anita Bryant with pie on her face. Text reads "pride month" five times, with the p, I and e in pride slowly transitioning from white text to rainbow gradient
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Nice
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/07/2026
it makes me upset when you roll down your car window it doesn't actually roll up like a little transparent fruit roll up
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hottest City in the ENTIRE U.S. In California.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Too many weak assholes turning off comments.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
On vacation: fuck it, money means nothing After vacation: grab some extra napkins and ketchup packets
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
im gonna shenanigan so fuckin hard at the beach
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The south saying California doesnt know anything about heat, 1: have no idea how big California is and 2: Forgot Death Valley is a thing.
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Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
sorry I ruined your credit but I told u to stop tickling me
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Is it weird to say he has his dads body?
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
leaving negative reviews on my own psychology today page because my self talk has been a mess lately
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I shit post according to my four bears.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My head injuries to be precise.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm sorry I dont understand some things about you. All of you. I want to- I dont; want to. What does it mean when you pray that your head injuries make you stupid?
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm sorry. This isn't getting better. I'll be okay; thats just not what bothers you. You're used to me being the strong one, except- that was all in your head. Its how you perceived me. Its how you wanted me to be. The truth? I'm like this more than I'm like that. Less impactful. More avoidance.
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Rosina O @techysaavy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I am a nyc teacher and would love help with supplies for my classroom. Please repost. Thanks so very much. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It'll fix my deli doldrums
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
People who dont know I'm an alcoholic: Hell yeah me too brother People who know: Hell no brother
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Stone Cold Steve Austin Drinks Beer in Ring
Alt: Stone Cold Steve Austin Drinks Beer in Ring
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I would like a beer.
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Colin Jost: 'Obviously A Mistake' on SNL
ALT: Colin Jost: 'Obviously A Mistake' on SNL
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I did my dishes today, but:
Pile of laundry Pile of laundry More piles of laundry
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
What
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Bro.
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