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Jack of all trades, master of none Aspiring game developer

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Monks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 22h
grazing animals' eyeballs rotate when they lower their heads to keep their pupils aligned with the horizon. you know this now. you're welcome
a sheep with its head up and with its head lowered to graze, showing the freaky eyeball thing
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supershanio64.bsky.social @supershanio64.bsky.social · 8h
Render of my Adventure-style Blaze model I did for the #SonicRush 20th anniversary last year. Had a mod in the works for a few years too but someone else released theirs first oops #BlazeTheCat
A render of Blaze the Cat celebrating peak fiction (it introduced Blaze the Cat)
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 9h
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my name vincent @vintdoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Keep Your Head Up !!
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my name vincent @vintdoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i'm in a beat! that's very unique!
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ItsMirror @itsmirror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She's a genius!
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it sucks so much that these tech asshole subhumans are infiltrating fan spaces like this and throwing a tantrum until they're allowed to flood it with their snake oil I hope they die
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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think they're idiots.
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pistolewe.bsky.social @pistolewe.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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allie @alliebsp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
My bi-monthly corn kidz 64 seve expressions post
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Sticky 💞 @stickysweetheart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Goes hard ngl #Lanolin #LanolinTheSheep #SonicIDW
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 27/09/2026
The person that ended up rewriting it pretty much just took the vanilla code and removed a few lines too
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 27/09/2026
Literally nothing is safe. There was a mod I used to be involved in, and there was a guy that slipped really bad Claude code under everybody's noses. Nobody checked what was committed that day. The funny part was the code was way longer and more convoluted than it needed to be for no reason.
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 27/09/2026
Any new mods for older games, static recompiles, homebrews, everything is just all Claude now. Where the fuck is the fun in that? You're supposed to enjoy making something yourself. You can show off Goldeneye SNES, but if you didn't make it yourself then I don't give a shit. It's meaningless to me.
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 27/09/2026
Where did the transphobe bit even come from? I genuinely don't think I've posted anything remotely political on here at any point, so confusing. Should go without saying that I'm absolutely not a transphobe, though?
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 27/09/2026
I just checked all the lists that person is on and like 80% of them are named stuff implying they frequently add people to random lists, so
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 27/09/2026
Kinkshamers? Transphobes? I literally only come on here to either complain about the state of gaming these days, or just post whatever bullshit I'm working on. I don't even think I've had any arguments with anyone on here during my entire tenure on this site.
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 27/09/2026
What the hell did I even do to end up on this person's many blocklists? When have I ever been transphobic, or "blue maga"? Are they upset I blocked them so they threw me onto all those other lists too? I don't usually post about dumb shit like this but it's so perplexing to me.
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 26/09/2026
I just don't care for any new homebrew stuff because it's immediately obvious it's pretty much Claude doing all the work now
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sunkoid @sunkoid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mips’s
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sunkoid @sunkoid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
thank you mr epic games for acknowledging the green guy today
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sunkoid @sunkoid.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
whatchu kno about jazz jackrabbit HUH
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beef @beeftheobeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
very cool
A fat white rabbit with gray ears, red eyes, and a gray nose with the caption “share if you agree”
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Vinyl @dumbnbass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 25/09/2026
I haven't gone near this in a minute, it's pretty much finished but I want mouth textures similar to the happy/pain one he does in the real thing to play when getting a star and burning
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cammy @cammydev.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
i'm so obsessed with the beta footage for the shrek xbox game, like it's just completely silent aside from occasional shrek noises and his stupid jumping sound just being one of them but with reverb lmao 😭
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 24/09/2026
I just got done making another render, probably the coolest one I've made yet and I don't think I'm going to be posting shit anytime soon because the shadows are just fucking BUTCHERED. please fucking smooth out the eevee shadows again dude jesus christ its hideous
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 24/09/2026
I'm definitely not misremembering, 4.1 on the left, the shadows were made slightly worse 4.2 onward. Why would they change this? What the fuck do they gain? I'm seriously pissed off because I don't even think this can be fixed. I've seen nobody else talk about this either for some reason.
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 24/09/2026
Visibly jagged no matter what I do. I have no memory of 4.1 having this issue. Cycles doesn't have this issue but I don't want to sit around for 40 years waiting for a single render to finish.
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 24/09/2026
Is nobody else fucking pissed off that Blender has just totally fucked shadows sideways in Eevee? They look like shit no matter what I do now. I can't see any fixes for this and it's pissing me off. I don't want to use cycles.
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 23/09/2026
my college friends won't stop talking about this damn video
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 23/09/2026
did i die, did i have a stroke and i am comatose is this real does discord have a toggle for "show me gambling ads" are you fucking serious
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 23/09/2026
wishing u the best 🙌
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Jubees 🐏 @jubees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
tomorrow I have an awful biology exam! Wish me luck. Unrelated doodle
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marlee_goat @marlee-go.at · 23/09/2026
molly class doodles
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Rowster64 @rowster64.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BUBSY 3D SNES FAN PORT LEAKED
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 22/09/2026
Thought Rare couldn't possibly be owned by a company any worse than Microsoft and then Activision steps in
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 19/09/2026
I pretty much always use Eevee
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 19/09/2026
noticed the image before the caption so i thought he was blowing smoke in my face
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Emmy but SCAAARYYY!!!!!!👻 @tetrabunz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEWLY DISCOVERED render of N64 Mario coughing in your face
N64 Mario coughing in your face
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 19/09/2026
love the 'go fuck yourself' update they did in blender where your shadows are just eternally low resolution and look ugly as fuck no matter what you do
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kewlbot @kewlbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you go on a date with a girl and then this happens? #yokaiwatch
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ruduraro @ruduraro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my spheroid son
A little yellow and red bug guy made of spheresDitto, but he’s looking at the camera
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Emmy but SCAAARYYY!!!!!!👻 @tetrabunz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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vozaxhi @vozaxhi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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lexi @lexi.checkcable.net · 10/09/2026
images i would go insane over at the age of like 13
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