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Lev S Bishop

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Quantum factotum @ IBM. arxiv.org/a/bishop_l_1.html | research.ibm.com/people/lev-bishop | github.com/levbishop

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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 13/09/2026
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 28/08/2026
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 28/08/2026
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 24/04/2026
Footnote for T J Kaczynski citation: “better known for other work”
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 22/04/2026
More to the point: crunchy nut cornflakes
Box of Kellogg crunchy nut cornflakes
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 22/04/2026
Presented for your consideration
Cat alignment chart. x-axis runs from meta to concrete. y-axis runs from loaf to noodle. Meta loaf: Charmmy Kitty, Abstract loaf: Hello Kitty, Concrete loaf: Maru; Meta neutral: Matilda the algonquin cat, Abstract neutral: Tardar Sauce aka Grumpy Cat, Concrete neutral: Socks Clinton; Meta noodle: Longcat, Abstract noodle: Snowball Simpson, Concrete noodle: Bob the Street Cat
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 28/03/2026
Get those replacement lids with hours-since-last opened timer on them.
Time since last opened pill bottle timer lid
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 11/03/2026
vell, Donald’s just zis guy, you know?
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 26/01/2026
One item of reverse culture shock for me returning to UK is @beijingpalmer.bsky.social observation on British meals. Today at the work cafe I went with the “lighter” option of lamb tagine wrap & soup, since usual fare is quite hearty typically with either a pound of mash or a full plate of chips.
Foreground: tasty looking lunch on a cafeteria tray: bowl of soup with fried onion topping; Lamb tagine wrap with baby croquette leaves and drowned with a large portion of chips. Middle distance: bridgewater canal, grassy fields and small residential hamlet. Far distance: Fiddlers Ferry power station cooling towers and chimney reaching into the clouds
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 30/12/2025
Good choice Ken but my answer is
Modified grainy family photo taken in Banff Springs. Faded to cyan and the faces are lost/erased. The album cover of boards of canada/music had the right to children
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 03/12/2025
Trying to pet a cats belly
Frame 1: happy cat exposing belly
Frame 2: human hand reaches in to pet; happy cat now has a switchblade in its paw
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 02/11/2025
Still from The Simpsons. Martin is in front of an arcade cabinet playing the game “My Dinner with Andre”. He looks locked-in and happy.
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 29/09/2025
I’m thinking Blues Brothers remake where Tasheriankh and Weatherall go on a mission to find the lost setlist and save the Haç. Working title:
Factory style minimalist poster. Eye of Horus. FAC3000 catalog number. “WRAPPED IN RHYTHM”
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 23/08/2025
You forgot the “burger with benefits”‽
AI slop burger image
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 21/08/2025
Good god. That is a line up alright
Oof size: LARGE
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 23/06/2025
Yeah that line would have stuck out to me too. However, I didn’t get that line when I tested (just very… generic/bland stuff).
Prompt: Write a very brief statement for a primary school graduating student (age 11) to say at the graduation ceremony.

Response:
Good evening everyone,
Thank you for being here today. I'm so proud to be graduating with my classmates. We've learned a lot, made great memories, and had so much fun along the way. Thank you to our teachers, families, and friends for supporting us. We're ready for the next big adventure-middle school!
Thank you!
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 04/06/2025
For the benefit of @dulwichquantum.bsky.social who only read papers in meme form, here's a low-effort meme for my paper with @evm9.dev "Two-Qubit Gate Synthesis via Linear Programming for Heterogeneous Instruction Sets" arxiv.org/abs/2505.00543
Small brain: Monodromy polytope
Big brain: Nonlinear optimization
Huge brain: Special-case synthesis
Galaxy brain: Linear Programming
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 09/04/2025
using microsoft word
*moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 29/01/2025
Anakin/Padme meme: MAYBE I
SHOULD START A PODCAST
THAT TAKES UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

DONT YOU HAVE COMPETING RESPONSIBILITIES AND OBLIGATIONS

….

….
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 24/01/2025
Hybrid image: looks like Albert Einstein up close, Marilyn Monroe from a distance
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 20/01/2025
If you like that, you should try Samyang Buldak Quattro Cheese Hot Chicken Flavor Ramen.
Packet of Samyang Buldak Quattro Cheese Hot Chicken Flavor Ramen. There’s a cartoon chicken in a witch’s outfit stirring a giant cauldron of bubbling cheese
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 16/12/2024
Thankfully Bluesky has a solution to maintain the purity of your timeline
Labeler set to hide all posts from Boubas
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 08/12/2024
Abstruse Goose webcomic panel showing path integral formulation of your life. Multiple paths between birth and death
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 18/11/2024
You can more or less eyeball it from this
Image from Wikipedia showing various probes that have left the solar system
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Lev S Bishop @levbishop.com · 22/10/2024
Morpheus asking: “you think that’s air you’re breathing?”
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