Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Lamb Belly "Porchetta". We have just the one on our shelves. It's yours, if you're fast enough. 250
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Longstone Farm Pork in in Ramp Zhug! They may already be gone! I dunno! They wrote kinda late! 030
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 28/03/2025From the blue waters, to the green of ramps, though the red of finger chiles, we got you though most of the spectrum. Not infrared though, that would be weird. 2110
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Howdy Meatketeers, the main social media goblin is taking a short winter's nap, so we may be a little quieter than usual. Now, go forth and meat! 070
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Is there an orthopedist in the house? My name is Ow. 080
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Local Chapel Ford Farm Lamb Neck, boned, seasoned with Garum Salt, tied back on the bone. You want to braise this tonight. 060
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Busy, busy month. Good think I have an apple car. 150
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 05/12/2024New sausage looks a little like this. Hail, Krampus! -dark, Stygian, and a little spicy- pork, salt, Guizhou Black Bean Chile Sauce, ginger, garlic, chile flake, cuttlefish ink [CONTAINS SEAFOOD; SOY; WHEAT] 150
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Brought home a couple turkey legs last week and cured them. Confitted them Friday. Today, I made turkey cassoulet and turkey rillettes. #DayOffCookin 090
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 01/12/2024🎵If I see Van Helsing, I swear I will slay him!🎶 020
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 30/11/2024*Scooby Voice* REAH! REAH! ReeHEEheeheehee! 140
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 30/11/2024We're going to try again tomorrow, folks. We have said the words, and carved the runes, and offered the proper sacrifices to The Dark Gods of Commercial Refrigeration, and should be up and running by noon, Sun. Say nice things to your Refrigerator Dryads, y'all. They work hard. 0100
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 30/11/2024We may or may not be open today, Meatketeers. We're experiencing technical difficulties. Watch this space and I'll keep everybody posted if we managed to cobble everything back together. 290
Reposted by Let's Meat on the Avenueactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 27/11/2024having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition 402209072339
Reposted by Let's Meat on the AvenueMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts. Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫 93561173745455
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Samuel Beckett wrote of Joyce's Finnegan's Wake, something very like, "if you do not like it, you are not pure enough to receive it." I've listened to folks dissing turkey all month. What tedium, as Sam B would say. It's delicious. Not trying to drag anyone at all, but you guys? 481
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 27/11/2024That's it! We're done! See you cats on Saturday. We're off Thursday and Friday to eat turkey and to do what we really want to do this November.media.tenor.coma cartoon cat is laying on a red couch with a blue pillowAlt: A cartoon cat is asleep on sofa with a pillow over his face. His snoring is keeping a feather aloft. 070
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 27/11/2024We are open 11 until 2 PM today, and right now it's just me and larry here. Come visit. Buy some discounted turkey bits. Maybe even buy my emotional support pork neck bone. 050
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The turkey is indigenous to the Americas, and is An Abomination Unto Nuggan. I'm more of an Omnian, but quite agree, today, with Nuggan despite his wee mustache. (This joke has been written entirely in pTerry, aka, Terry Pratchett, and, if you don't get it, I'm sorry. Tired.) #TurkeyFacts 080
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 26/11/2024youtu.be/8al5cSQNmME?...youtu.beTalking Heads - Life During Wartime (live)YouTube video by forcedcoitus 020
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I'm just excited as poop. Next year is going to be extra. 060
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Oh my lord n' butter was today a lot. But I got to debone a duck AND teach others how AND bare my teeth at someone asking me to do a math midway through. Stupid math-er! Can't talk. Stabbin'. 080
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Can we do polls here yet? Armegideon Time: The Clash? Or Willie Williams? I'm split. 100
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 24/11/2024My spouse has left to check on dinner but her tik-toks are still playing and it's cookie about eating cookies cookie so now I kind of cookie want a cookie cookie but she cookie just asked me to taste cookie! rouille. No word yet on whether we have cookies. Dammit. 150
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Though native to The Americas, turkeys are huge fans of New Nordic Cuisine. Like, seriously, you so much as accidentally forage a wild lingonberry, BOOM, turkeys everywhere. #TurkeyFacts 131
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Lamb neck from Chapel Ford Farm, removed from the bone, seasoned with garum salt and fennel pollen, and retied on the bone with rosemary as a functional garnish. I got just the one. 240
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I am having a really good time chatting with customers and blaring Sleater-Kinsey's _Call the Doctor_. I rarely have even a fraction this fun in the weeks leading up to The Big 'Uns, so I'm super grateful to y'all. Does Crooked Beat have Call the Doctor on vinyl? 250
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 23/11/2024This is both genuinely awesome, and significantly more wholesome than the food truck I wanted as a (goth) teen. It was called Vlad's, and it served fried quail. On skewers. 280
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I apparently cooked (and supposedly ate) this at some point this week. Your friendly neighborhood meat mongers are tiiiired, y'all. I'm so damn glad Thanksgiving is almost over and there are no more holidays to endure until next year. We really dodged a bullet, eh? 150
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Aussie Wagyu Strip Steaks from Sir Harry. Looks nice! 161
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Just made small batches of Fresh Kielbasa and Cranberry Sage Sausage to bolster our dwindling sausage supplies. There's also 1lb packs of frozen, uncased, regular sage sausage in the freezer. Everything not already ordered is first come, first served.media.tenor.coma picture of a woman covering her mouth with her hand and a quote that says may the odds be ever in your favor .Alt: a .gif from The Hunger Games of Katniss saluting above text that reads "may the odds be ever in your favor" foreshadowing Let's Meat's impending descent into chaos, anarchy, mayhem, and madness. 000
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Turkeys, inexplicably, become crunchy in milk. They can also be a part of this nutritious breakfast. #TurkeyFacts 030
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 21/11/2024This is the most beautifully hilarious thing I have read today. I really appreciate this tilt on the matter. 092
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Cor, blimey. I just blocked an Illuminatus. 070
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Sausages! We will likely NOT be doing sausage next week, folks, though we will be selling uncased sage sausage out of the freezer for breakfast, dressing, or what have you. 141
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 20/11/2024In the movie Jaws, the understudy for the eponymous, robotic Great White Shark was a 16lb turkey named Lindzee who spent much of her downtime listening to The Runaways in her trailer, and had to be rescued twice due to her insistence on wearing combat boots. #TurkeyFacts 021
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 20/11/202416:30 EST tomorrow, 11/20/24, Meatketeers. Then, I start singing that lovely song from Frozen. You know the one: 🎶Tell them 'no' Tell them 'no'! We can't take one damn more!🎵 (There is, of course, a dance that goes with this, but it just looks like a stoned meerkat on an electric fence.) 040
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The Turkey equivalent to Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" is the theme to Disney's "DuckTales" sung with exaggerated reverence. #TurkeyFacts #DavidTennant #WoowOow 040
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 18/11/2024A turkey can dive to a depth of 3.9 km, and their favorite food is billionaire. #TurkeyFacts 080
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Almost 90% of turkeys dislike the band Husker Du, which is why turkeys are widely believed to be stupid. #TurkeyFacts 1162
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 18/11/2024A turkey's venom sacs can inflate to the size of a pomelo. A single turkey would have had enough venom to have laid Constantinople low in the 13th Century, if the wicked beasts hadn't been marooned in the Americas. #TurkeyFacts 0122
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 18/11/2024So, we will stop taking special orders for Thanksgiving Week at 4:30pm on Wednesday. 20 November. This will, we hope, allow us to bring in the stuff we've promised y'all. Thank you. folks, and wish us luck.media.tenor.comBobs Burgers GIFALT: Bobs Burgers GIF 140
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Chris (and Sylvanaqua) have a blsky account! I am DELIGHT. Meatketeers, go follow. You shan't ragret (unlike that tattoo.). 040
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Sausage supplies runnning low, so we made a small batch of Chinese Black Garlic Chicken Sausage. Chicken, black garlic, mushroom soy sauce, mushroom powder, chicken bouillon, Dizzy Pig Peking seasoning, green onion, garlic, chile flake, Sichuan pepper. 1111
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Pork & Beef Meatballs with Blue Cheese, Mushroom Salt, and Garum Salt Contains dairy, egg, mushroom, and seafood (anchovy in the Garum Salt). 010
Let's Meat on the Avenue @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Sorta pommes anna in a little loaf pan. But with goat butter, parm, and garum salt? But with Roseda beef, watercress and a garlic & scallion dressing. 060