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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is enjoying the breeze in front of a fan, while Green sits some distance away from him, with his back towards Blue, clearly sulking.

Blue looks at Green as Green turns to look at him, still with a grumpy look on his face.
Green: I'm sorry I've been awful all day. This heat makes me miserable to be around.

Blue looks frankly at Green, who appears mildly surprised.
Blue: You haven't done or said anything.
Green: Oh?

Green turns back around, looking tired and frustrated but no longer angry.
Green: I've been thinking evil thoughts all day.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/05/2026
City Zoo Scrambles To Hide Animals Ahead Of Landlord Visit theonion.com/city-zoo-scrambles-to-…
City Zoo Scrambles To Hide Animals Ahead Of Landlord Visit
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk.
Blue: Be careful, here comes the windy part.

Blue and Green brace themselves as they lean against the oncoming wind.
Blue: Yup, it's windy.
Green: We should be fine for as long as the wind doesn't chan-

Before Green can finish his sentence, the wind changes directions and Green is swept away, the end of his sentence trailing off as he is blast away into a tiny green dot in the horizon.
Green: ...nge direction
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/05/2026
The day has finally arrived. You can now *officially* watch puffins live from the Farne Islands, 24 hours a day: bit.ly/4tRz72T Please enjoy these puffins kissing in celebration of this momentous event.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/04/2026
‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office theonion.com/my-work-doesnt-define-…
‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
They started going downhill pretty fast in the last few videos. They went from nice recipes and debunking clickbait videos to doing clickbait themselves, including the same things they criticized other channels for (like wtf was that story that was being read while the recipe played in the back)
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Two bunnies, one white and one tan, snuggling head-to-head.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
A bunny peeks out from an open, yellow chip bag.
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João @euroconcern.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
#25deAbril
V-Dem country graph of Portugal from 1955 to 2024, highlighting the country's rating on V-Dem's Deliberative, Egalitarian, Electoral, Liberal and Participatory Democracy indices, displaying the obvious effects of the democratization process triggered on April 25th, 1974
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Que raio de mods é que tens instalados? xD
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vargas @volksvargas.pt · 17/02/2025
Abram alas para o Embusti
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Que pivete em Lisboa hoje 🤢
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Era pra o ter feito ontem, depois descuidei me com a hora e desisti, tenho 3 sacos de roupa para lavar e só vou o poder fazer na quarta 🙃
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
A rede da NOS/WOO em Lisboa ultimamente tem estado com bastantes falhas de recepção
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Outra nota importante: Se vão comprar medicamentos ou coisas de saúde (IVA 6%) ao supermercado, façam a compra em separado do resto das coisas, para que possam ser declarados como despesa de saúde, pois as despesas de saúde têm reembolso de 15% do IVA (ou seja recebem mais do que pagam de IVA)
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Ou seja, têm 250€ extra que são partilhados entre essas 8 categorias.
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Esqueci-me de colocar o alt text na imagem do post anterior, mas as categorias são: Reparação de automóveis Reparação de Motociclos Restauração e Alojamento Cabeleireiros Atividades Veterinárias Transportes Públicos coletivos (inclui o passe mensal e bilhetes!) Ginásios Jornais e Revistas
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
AGORA, se estão no processo de, por exemplo, mudar de casa, e estiverem a comprar uma tonelada de cenas no IKEA, por exemplo, até é capaz de conseguirem ter algum extra mais facilmente. Sadly, a Leroy não tem CAE de restauração 😔
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Agora, vou-vos ser honesto, mesmo com todas as despesas de supermercado do ano inteiro classificadas como restauração e alojamento, eu só consegui um extra de aprox 175€, ou seja é muito difícil atingir os 250€ extra, mas sempre são alguns tostões a mais a que têm direito depois na altura do IRS.
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
As despesas de restauração de alojamento são despesas gerais e familiares, MAS têm um plafond extra de outros 250€, que é partilhado com as categorias todas que estão nesta imagem, ou seja para além dos 250€ ainda têm direito ao extra que declaram nestas categorias:
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
E agora vamos ao que interessa, porquê fazer isto? Ora, as despesas gerais e familiares têm um limite de reembolso de iva de 250€, que é atingido muito rapidamente tendo em conta o preço das coisas, no entanto conseguem extender esse valor até 500€.
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Nota particular para as faturas do LIDL (nif 503340855), estas ficam automaticamente classificadas no sistema com a categoria "Outros" pelo que as mesmas devem ser alteradas manualmente para restauração e alojamento, basta filtrar pelo nif no faturas.portaldasfinancas.gov.pt e alterar as mesmas.
Página de verificaçao das faturas do adquirente, onde mostra o filtro com o nif do lidl, que é 503340855, isto permite filtrar as mesmas para que possam ser manualmente alteradas para despesas de restauração e alojamento.
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Para franchisings (Intermarché, Celeiro, Mercadona, etc), peguem no nif que se encontra na fatura, vão ao www.sicae.pt/Consulta.aspx e colocam no campo NIPC. Ex, posto de combustível do intermarché de Vialonga, nif 513450866, desde que tenha CAE começando por 56 pode ser restauração e alojamento:
SICAE do posto de combustível da Intervialonga onde mostra que o mesmo tem pelo menos 3 CAEs iniciados por 56, pelo que despesas de combustível neste posto podem ser declarados como restauração e alojamento.Pesquisa do SICAE para o IKEA que mostra que o mesmo tem um CAE secundário iniciado por 56, logo despesas do IKEA podem ser declaradas como despesas de restauração, podem mobilar a casa inteira e declarar como restauração e alojamento.
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Lembrete útil que faturas de supermercados (Continente, Lidl, Auchan, Pingo Doce e El Corte Inglés) podem ser classificadas como despesas de restauração e alojamento. Inclusive despesas do IKEA podem ser classificadas como restauração e alojamento!
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 16/12/2024
Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Now I suspect even more that we're just living in a sims-like simulation, just saw a guy doing pushups in front of a crosswalk.
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
@diogoafsimoes.bsky.social chamado à receção
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Nope, the smell wasn't coming from my breath, it was coming from the carton itself. I didn't pay much attention initially because the antihistamine I use messes with my sense of smell, but I didn't take it today and started noticing that it only showed up whenever I handled the carton.
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
And their expiry date was March 2025, so... yeah, that's 12€ literally down the drain, thanks Mimosa 🙃
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Been occasionally detecting a sulfur smell, thought it was a side effect of the antihistamine, today I found out that for the past few days I'd been drinking milk that had probably gone bad. No wonder my stomach was being weirder than usual. Also, the entire pack of cartons smelled the same 🙃
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Leo @leofilip95.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Não venho cá há não sei quanto tempo, abro agora o bsky e tive nas últimas semanas umas 30 contas a seguir 🤨
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Daily bunny no.2746 inspects the merchandise
A bunny inspects a pumpkin at a small farmstand near a farm. In the background, a pumpkin patch with unpicked pumpkins is visible. Another bunny inspects corn, and at a neighboring stall a third bunny is selling several heirloom pumpkins and one squash.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 18/10/2024
Halloween sea creatures 🎃
illustration of some halloween themed sea creatures 

featured are 

Mako shark dressed as a candy corn
Garden Eels 
Halloween Crab
Devil Ray
Clione also known as sea angel
Pufferfish
Barrel eye fish 
Pumpkin Jellyfish
Seabunny
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .
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Nuno Tavares @nunottav.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
O BE agora fazia um cartaz com a imagem de um jovem desesperado por não conseguir arranjar habitação. Frase no cartaz: "Não posso mais viver assim".
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting at a table, his back towards a bunch of brown-spotted bananas. He senses a disturbance as Green's snout reaches to sniff the bananas from outside of the panel.

Blue turns his head around, but the snout has disappeared.

Blue turns his back towards the bananas again, tilting his head upwards as Green's snout has appeared to the picture again - this time he is trying to stretch his tongue around the bananas, to pull them away.
Blue: If you want the brown bananas for banana bread, you can just take them.

Blue has turned around again, and this time Green has appeared next to the bananas, stil partially crouching under the table.
Blue: You don't have to act like you're stealing them.
Green: But that's half of the fun.
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Pedro Carreira @pedrojdoc.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Como não amar? 😅 🟧🟦
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, the foxes are on a camping trip, trekking somewhere with backpacks on their backs.
Green: The beauty of camping together is how you can all share your best tools and skills together.

Blue pulls out a map and starts studying it with a frown, while Green carries on with his musings.
Green: If one of you has a pot, you all have a pot. If one of you can light a fire, you all have a fire.

Blue and Green both turn to look at the map - Blue is puzzled while Green is perfectly calm.
Blue: I'm not sure if I'm reading this map right.
Green: I'm sure that you are.

Blue turns to look at Green, who has once again turned to look at the path ahead.
Blue: How come?
Green: Teamwork. You can read the map, and I have confidence in your skills.
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Dani cRabaiotti 🦀 @danirabaiotti.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
PSA
Crab with the tagline: if you hold a crab up to your ear you can hear what it's like to be attacked by a crab
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is wearing a party hat and blowing into a confetti flute, while Blue frowns, not very celebratory.
Green: Happy birthday!
Blue: No thanks.

Green lowers the party flute in disappointment, while Blue looks at him, still frowning.
Green: Don't you want to celebrate?
Blue: No.

Blue continues talking, while Green listens, now also frowning.
Blue: It's just one more year closer to the grave. My youth is over.

Blue lies down on the floor, as Green looks at him with a frown, still wearing the party hat and holding the flute.
Green: You're 26.
Blue: Don't remind me.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Hey it’s me
Text reading:

Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up
Me to hundreds of strangers online: anyway I'm HORNY and SUICIDAL
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
More people have been killed by gender reveal parties than have been assaulted by trans women in bathrooms.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Killing prisoners shouldn’t be a legitimate power of government.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is reading a book, while Blue listens.
Green: "...And peppered him with kisses."

Green looks up from his book, ponderous.
Green: ...Why is it always peppered with kisses?

Green looks over his shoulder towads Blue, to listen to him.
Blue: I guess "salted with kisses" would sound too silly.

Green leaps over to tackle Blue, kissing him, as Blue laughs.
Green: I will marinate you with kisses!
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João @euroconcern.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Criança não residente em Portugal; segundo caso, pelo que não há um surto no país - mas este é o mundo que os idiotas nos deixam. sicnoticias.pt/saude-e-bem-...
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Criança não vacinada é segundo caso de sarampo na região de Lisboa
No comunicado divulgado esta sexta-feira, a DGS informa que a criança teve contacto com o caso importado confirmado a 11 de janeiro e é expectável o aparecimento de casos suspeitos nos próximos di...
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
Bring him the teeny tiny tv remote. digitalcollections.sjsu.edu/islandora/ob...
Black and white photo of a shorthaired tabby kitten tucked under blankets in a small rectangular basket that it just the right size to make it look like a little bed. There's even a little pillow under its head. The kitten looks sleepily at the camera and is latched to a little bottle of milk. The photo was taken outside on wooden steps.
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