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Lenoxus

@lenoxus.bsky.social
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He/him (exactly the 100 billionth such human to be born). Don't worry if you don't see me here for a while 🙂 Aiming for indefinite break

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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The original Curtains for Zoosha
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The original Curtains for Zoosha
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal:

"Well, even so, the fact that I *could* believe it tells you something about the current state of affairs"

"AAAAAA!"
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Friends Joey: This is all a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Benjamin Franklin with laser eyes
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At long last, the film that Donald Barthelme's moon rocks were better than
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Good Place, Michael (uncaptioned) saying "This one hurts"
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mitch Hedberg: "I still do, but I used to, too"
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Laser eyes Henry George
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Calvin and Hobbes comic where Hobbes "explains" that the term "adult situations" means stuff like taxes
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Something noteworthy from the Wikipedia page about it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese...
Most of the discussion consists of attempts to refute it. "The overwhelming majority", notes Behavioral and Brain Sciences editor Stevan Harnad,[e] "still think that the Chinese Room Argument is dead wrong".[13] The sheer volume of the literature that has grown up around it inspired Pat Hayes to comment that the field of cognitive science ought to be redefined as "the ongoing research program of showing Searle's Chinese Room Argument to be false".[14]
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Simpsons meme without caption: it's true but he shouldn't say it
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Invincible meme still (where he says "That's the neat part: you don't")
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just a literal belief in this shitpost
Bill Clinton
"Protestant"
8 years of allowing abortion

George Bush
"Protestant"
8 years of allowing abortion

Barack Hussein Obama
Sunni Muslim
8 years of allowing abortion

Donald J Trump
"Protestant"
4 years of allowing abortion

Joseph Biden
CATHOLIC
Stopped abortion in 2 YEARS
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Isn't it arguably a variant of this, though?
"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." — Steven Jay Gould, pictured in his office
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At least it's in good company
Mathmematical formalisim defining "Olivian" musicians is applied to a confusing headline about Olivia Rodrigo's hits
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Calvin: Know what I pray for?
Hobbes: What?
Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
Hobbes: You should lead an interesting life.
Calvin: Oh, I already do!
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This here is the Berniemania I can believe in
Quote: "Are you willing to fight for someone you don't know as hard as you are willing to fight for yourself?" — Bernie 2020
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Mitchell and Webb "Kill the Poor" sketch: two government consultants are asked to run a computer model of the effect of killing the poor on the economy
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just the words BETTER THINGS AREN'T POSSIBLE
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
pictured: that person
meme: MAINE NOT MENTIONED
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
And it gets so much better, oh my god Hovering for a tooltip does *not* help explain what it would mean to react with baseball Govtrack.us is social media at peak performance
More emojis!

 😡18👌11😱6 👏4💯4🤗3🐢3🍔3🗽3😄2💔2📉1⚾1🤑
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Unrelatedly, I just learned that every bill page has one of these, which is actually kind of great
"React with an emoji", under which are three emojis and number of reactions so far: angry face with 17, OK hand with 11, shock with 6, and a triangle to expand it to more
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
On the other hand, what about the risk of fire in the unlikely event of building impact?
XKCD
    [Hairy throws his arms out as he talks to Cueball, who answers while lifting a hand, palm facing up.]
    Hairy: 9/11 was an inside job! Jet fuel can't burn hot enough to melt steel!
    Cueball: Well, remember — jet fuel wasn't the only thing on those planes. They would've also carried tanks full of the mind-control agents airliners use to make chemtrails. 
    Cueball: Who knows what temperature that stuff burns at!
    Hairy: Whoa. 
    Hairy: Good point!

    [Caption below the panel:]
    My Hobby: Playing conspiracy theories off against each other.
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Liz Lemon in 30 Rock: "What a week, huh?"
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Meme of Trump's reaction to death of RBG
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts
The moment in The Good Place where Michael realizes that the idiotic Jason figured out what was going on
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Right but you're forgetting about
Futurama' Leela: "Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!"

Fry: "True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step."
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Mamdani is easily one of my absolute favorite politicians but I truly consider it disgraceful that he did this
Mamdani and Trump shake hands
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"Science is whatever we want it to be". — Dr Spaceman
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Meme without explicit caption: "That's the neat part: it doesn't"
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A man-in-the-street Onion interview: "I'm with Bush. What have future generations ever done for me?" (Context is the rejection of the Kyoto Protocol in March of 2001)
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Pictured: a proud member of the 33% who still strongly disapproves everything else
Calvin and Hobbes panel of the dad next to his bike; in the dialogue that's been cropped out, he expressed hope that gas goes to "eight bucks a gallon"
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Simpsons meme with no caption: "So far"
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The crow "CAW CAW!" "Get better material!" meme, with the Peter Parker gonna-cry meme as the dumb material
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The "that's the neat part, you don't" meme, without captions
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
That's not good at all!
Calvin and Hobbes image in which the dad's dialogue (cropped out) is "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yeah, but on the other hand, there's reason to imagine it happening
Tweet by "postoctobrist": the arc of American history is long but it bends, confusingly, towards Donald Trump getting shot and killed for being a pedophile by a guy who voted for him to stop the pedophiles and who is, himself, a pedophile
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Hobbes: "Why not? *We're* scared of *him*.

Calvin: "Yeah, but *we're* just ordinary Earthlings, not weirdos from another planet like *he* is."
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Homer Simpson laughingly telling Hank Scorpio "Yes, once"
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The "Everyone knows __, but what this book presupposes is [the opposite]" meme from The Royal Tenenbaums
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Oh, I know the fix for this issue
Qui-gon and Obi-wan in Phantom Menace, looking to resolve the Naboo trade dispute
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
As the Onion put it so well
SHOULD CHILDREN BE EXPOSED
TO FACTS?
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Lenoxus @lenoxus.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
A repeat of the post being replied to, but with the first sentence highlighted
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