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Leland Sage

@lelandsage.bsky.social
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Heavy metal, wandering paths, observing nature, playing music, martial arts, and terrible puns Between the mountains and ocean in NC

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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 8h
I caught a cockroach with my bare hands and relocated it earlier this week, and did the same with a millipede in my garage.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 8h
Hello there, fellow eater of Insecta.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 13h
The future is bugs.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hardwired…to Shut-the-fuck-Up
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Metallican’t shut the fuck up.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I never do anything for my birthday because it is in the timeless void between saturnalia and the new year but decided this time around to go to New Orleans because I love that city.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Good morning.
Picture with an illustration of a head with several extra eyes and noses and mouths with text which reads:

It seems you have come full circle and now need to make yourself less aware to enjoy your life
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
New album from one of my favorite solo metal artists. Vergeblichkeit is tagged as extreme gothic metal melded with black metal and honestly that is a pretty accurate description.
Cover art for the album “Liebe in finaler Form” from the Austrian black metal project named Vergeblichkeit
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That’s true, but I think if they actually try to hold Trump and his cronies accountable, his supporters, including very rich and powerful folks, will go scorched earth. We shall see.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I hope I’m wrong, but it seems to me that accountability in the government died a decade ago. We shall see.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What people need to understand is that Trump and his cabinet will be pardoned by the next president no matter who is in power. It was done with Nixon to save face and prevent further scrutiny or embarrassment for the US. I see no reason why the feds would handle anything differently.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Perhaps you need to look inward and think about instances in your life where things truly got out of hand and escalated to the point where you actually felt concern for your safety or well being. I’m willing to bet when you reflect on those times it was not a woman causing them. It was men.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All of this comes from a place of hatred against women and it’s, at the very least, disappointing. More so it’s infuriating and I’m so angry about how men behave. I can only imagine how women feel and see why they have the mentality of it being “all men.” If you are a man and this notion upsets you,
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Cornell 7 case is now leading to the woman accuser receiving death threats. Every time women speak out about sexual assault their credibility is immediately questioned and people jump to the defense the men who are accused. On television and the internet men criticize women and pick them apart.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The group in this cover looks like they know how to party.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Homemade pork belly with potato gnocchi and mushrooms garnished with homemade pesto and freshly grated parmesan cheese. Served with a side of homemade made focaccia bread. This was my first time making pork belly and pesto and pretty happy with the results.
Homemade pork belly with potato gnocchi and mushrooms garnished with homemade pesto and freshly grated parmesan cheese. Served with a side of homemade made focaccia bread.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DESTROY THE SURVEILLANCE STATE
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the best restroom sign I have seen and love that North Carolina has gender neutral bathrooms.
Gender neutral bathroom sign with pics of someone in a wheelchair, man, woman, and non-binary people along with a lounging alien with text which reads: 

Whatever
Just please wash your hands
RESTROOM
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am finally figuring out how to keep up, block, and counter when sparring the students who are 16 to 24 years old and thus much faster than me. When sparring last night I was punched in the face only twice and landed a counter punch to someone’s face and a front kick to the stomach on another.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope I’m wrong, but with the current rhetoric of various world leaders and the expansion of war campaigns it makes me wonder.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m always on the search for strange and unorthodox metal and this album delivers the goods.
Cover art for the album “Deaditation” from the band MetaladiaN
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Awaiting a false flag attack on US soil in the next couple weeks so they can proclaim martial law during the election.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My morning commute routinely proves the human race is selfish and stupid. If disaster struck we would never come together and instead would tear each other to pieces.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YOU MUST CHOOSE
Picture of a skull shaped toilet and another picture of a skull shaped urinal with text which reads:

Spooky dookie?
Or...
Creepy peepee
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh wow, blast from the past!
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My profile contains multitudes of banger posts lost in the aether.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some personal good news is that I was able to tighten my belt a notch today.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just saw this and tonight I will be revisiting some Venom tunes.
Picture of Cronos from Venom with in memoriam 1963-2026
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Simpsons themed metal band named Crowbart.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am grateful for death as eventually all the cruel people shall die one day.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Home of the butt Land of the goatse
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Posting this for @theunorthodox.bsky.social to see what you think.
Meme with a picture of a Jeep with an USA flag printed on the spare tire cover with text which reads:

Head like a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die, jeep flag butthole
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me reading the news everyday.
Still from the movie “Big Trouble in Little China” where the character Thunder swells up with rage before exploding.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Starting a new religion with one of main tenets being an obligation to torture and kill known abusers. You cannot infringe on my deeply held beliefs.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, you might have a no existence policy when I tell you all about the demodex mites living on your hair and skin…
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing will ever change unless the rich and powerful are publicly beaten and executed.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure seems so
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me starting my coffee grinder in the morning: “Man, this grindcore vocalist is spitting hot fire.”
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you are a guitar player and are having trouble finding the natural harmonics don’t forget that you can just make new ones in a pinch.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saw this so now you must as well.
Meme with a picture of Trent Reznor and french fries from Sonic, Burger King, and Wendy’s with text which reads:

I think you owe me a great big apology

TERRIBLE FRIES
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My desire to become a strange forest dweller grows stronger each passing day.
Meme with an old gnome smoking a pipe with text which reads:

Born to esoteric

Forced to society
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listening to 80s LOTR heavy metal.
Cover art for the 1985 album “Battle At Helms Deep” from the band Attacker
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Much obliged.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Told my wife that I retired from trying to be a hottie a couple years ago and she told me I’m doing a terrible job.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me flirting: Can I log in to your personal hotspot?
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is wild to me how most people in US do not bat an eye paying income taxes for the military and war but suddenly they become fiscal hawks when the price of fuel increases.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in five years?” Me: “Fighting AI robots in the streets for survival and killing fascists to have clean water and food for my family.”
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autumn morning mood.
Picture of a wizard in a red hat and robes behind a half closed door with text which reads: 

please hesitate to contact me
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The grunting was quite something.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How did the black metal band get trapped? They fell into a dungeon and there was Norway out.
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