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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the party learned that spirits are immune to being punched in the face but you can still hurt their feelings
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder, the enemy polymorphed the Rogue, but was defeated by the Rogue's cunning strategy: also polymorphing the Rogue
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the Operative used their turns exclusively to destroy the enemy's armor and then their furniture
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the party faced their most challenging boss on record: small-town politics
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When you have to come to Europe to get Mexican food, starring @troyg.bsky.social
Two game industry guys complete with lanyards and badges, sharing a drink at a Mexican restaurant but it is in Germany
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m going to develop a patron supported platform just for werewolves and I’m going to call it Lycan Subscribe
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder no two people are not on fire
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Cleric cast all 5 Heals, 3x Battle Medicine, Healer's Gloves, and administered 2 potions and all he got was the same number of party members he already had; try contributing something next time sheesh
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard was the Party Tank and the Guardian didn’t voice any complaints about this
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Guardian picked up enemies and then threw them back until she found one she liked
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Barbarian used Remodeling Slash
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the party cast every spell they knew how to cast in order to get the Wizard out of the bathroom
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Last night on Pathfinder the party achieved a triumph that the rest of their adventure will never be able to live up to: free lunch
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the Daredevil burned nearly to death so he was really ready for a nice hot coffee
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Inventor circumvented a haunt by locking the Alchemist and Guardian inside the room with the angry spirit and refusing to let them out until they dealt with it
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the party beat the Final Boss, and then destroyed the boss' body, their computer, their expensive lab, and 1/5 of their planet just for good measure
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Swashbuckler got into a horticultural difference of opinion
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Inventor didn't have a good vantage point to fire at the enemies but explosions are very good at generating new vantage points
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard, out of Hero Points and facing a potentially lethal peril, stepped forward and rolled a Natural 20 and I have never heard the entire party cheer with such loud, unbridled triumph
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the Commander and Summoner carefully read and acknowledged all of the security measures and warnings advising them not to go into the Restricted Area and then seemed upset that bad things happened to them when they went into the Restricted Area
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Cleric and Bard both agreed that Needle Darts can solve pretty much any problem
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Investigator paid a handsome fee to sit and sip whiskey while watching the Fighter and Rogue getting viciously stabbed
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the Commander started filling out the checklist of creature types that will explode if filled with boosted plasma shots
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder Quest the Rogue was blasted down a hill, but the Cleric was waiting there to heal him so he could run back up and stab the monster, but then he was blasted down a hill, but the Cleric was waiting there to heal him so he could run back up and stab the monster, but then he was bl
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I have written press releases for 15 years. It's one of the fundamental processes I do as a PR person. When I write them, I always add some dumb jokes. Age of Wonders adding owlkin? "Paradox Interactive, a publisher whose games are a real hoot" Remastered game? "a publisher of remasterpieces" 1/x
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the Envoy made a solemn pledge to "never war again"
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Alchemist snatched the enemy caster’s terrifying magic staff away so the enemy cast “bite nose”
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Cleric hit the boss with the cleansing light of the sun, and also the cleansing light of the moon which is really just the cleansing light of the sun with more steps if you think about it
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Summoner and the Swashbuckler got into a fight over who was better friends with the whispering demonic voices
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the Luminary tried to give a Kalo-inspired dance leotard to a Hellknight Captain
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the Commander used Guiding Shot on multiple enemies and nobody else in the crew ever took advantage of the bonuses just because the enemies were dead after being hit with Guiding Shot Rude
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Last night on Starfinder the Starfinder Society struck up a positive working relationship with the party after being poisoned by the Daredevil
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Fighter discovered that kobolds have a weakness to decapitation damage
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the Commander gave the crew an order to go and hug a large fire and her orders outrank the Mystic's orders so what can you do really
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard did not like the look of the monsters
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the Envoy threatened to fire the Operative from the crew over a jar of lemon pepper
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard successfully created a distraction so the Guardian could escape but NOT so the Alchemist and Inventor could escape, which they very rudely did without permission
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Wizard and Animist could not agree on who would be the bigger man
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Cleric spit on a monster so hard that it died
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the Daredevil disrupted a coordinated fire exercised with a Stage Dive
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard agreed that the party would undertake a very dangerous adventure but that they would not be working on spec
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the part of the Kool-Aid Man was played by the Operative
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Animist successfully smelled the enemy but not the table full of alchemical glassware between him and the enemy
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the Mystic began and immediately concluded a career in influencer marketing
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Last night on Starfinder the party deeply appreciated the helpful information on the airline safety card provided in the seatback pocket
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Last night on Pathfinder the Oracle left the bartender several tips, which proved fatal to the bartender
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard was unwilling to negotiate the legal provenance of “finders keepers”
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Tonight on Starfinder the Operative and the Solarian had a midair duel over a case of barbecue sauce
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Walking Cardboard Heap @lejerque.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Tonight on Pathfinder the Wizard organized a very nice birthday party because he is carrying small candies at all times
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Age of Wonders 4 | Secrets of the Archmages out now! @aow4.paradoxinteractive.com · 26/03/2026
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