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Leighann Lord

@leighannlord.bsky.social
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comedian – author – Human. 🖖🏽 “The time to be happy is now, the place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so.” — R. Ingersoll Follow me on Substack.

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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Hey Maryland & DC Fans! I'm headlining at Give a Hoot Comedy Club in Gaithersburg, MD, 4/9-11. www.giveahootcomedy.com/events/123767
Stand-up Comedian Leighann Lord is headlining at Give a Hoot Comedy Club in Gaithersburg, Maryland, Thursday April 9-Saturday April 11. 

She's appeared on HBO, Comedy Central, "The View" and Showtime's "Funny Women of a Certain Age." Her Dry Bar comedy special has over one million views. Don't miss the woman audiences call brilliantly hilarious and hilariously brilliant. 

She is La Créme de la Comedy. https://www.giveahootcomedy.com/events/123767
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Hey, did you know that if you pay to check a bag on JetBlue ($45) and end up not needing to check said bag, JetBlue won't refund your money? Delta will. Book accordingly.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Shout out to everybody who’s hosting their family holiday dinner this year. This etiquette refresher might save some lives. www.tiktok.com/@theleighann...
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Holiday Dinner Etiquette - What We NOT Gon' Do... Daryl #FYP #Holidays #HolidayDinner #Christmas #ChristmasDinner If you like your comedy and commentary smart, geeky, and a little bit cheeky: - Like...
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Stand-Up Comedy Video "Faith in Santa Claus" ©️Leighann Lord. Human Made. All rights reserved. www.tiktok.com/@theleighann...
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Faith in Santa Claus - #FYP #Christmas #Santa #Standup ©️Leighann Lord. Human Made. All rights reserved. Welcome. - I'm an independent artist serving comedy and commentary that's smart, geeky, and a ...
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ccanh.bsky.social @ccanh.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
#FunnyWomenOfACertainAge is at the #BNHStage on 1/18!!! Feat. Show Creator Carole Montgomery, Leighann Lord & Liz Glazer, FWOACA was born to showcase fierce, hilarious & unapologetically authentic women over 50! www.ccanh.com/show/25000521 #capitolcenterforthearts #ccanh #concordnh
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
If you don’t ask, you don’t get. Enjoy my “ridiculous” Christmas list. In retrospect, I failed to make the business case for any of my requests so… my bad. www.tiktok.com/@theleighann...
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When Your Christmas List is Ridiculous A girl can dream. As the Titanic sinks, somebody's got to play the music. Enjoy my tune. Sound Credit: alex36917 and jppi_Stu @ Freesound.org #christmas #holid...
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The Netflix Diddy documentary begs the question: If a man can have a wife AND a “wifey,” can a woman have a husband and a hubby? Asking for the matriarchy.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
On Thursday, 12/4, 7PM ET, I'm hosting the @center4inquiry.bsky.social livestream show, Skeptical Inquirer Presents: How Wicked Reflects Real-World Intersections Between Belief and Skepticism! The event is free. The information is priceless. skepticalinquirer.org/presents/
On Thursday, 12/4, 7PM ET, I'm hosting the Center For Inquiry's livestream show, Skeptical Inquirer Presents: How Wicked Reflects Real-World Intersections Between Belief and Skepticism!

The event is free. The information is priceless. 

https://skepticalinquirer.org/presents/
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Beware the end of the year grifters; posting well-crafted AI articles preying on your fears leading to funnels of foolishness. Stop. You already know what you need to do.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Six Things to Fight About at Thanksgiving Other Than Politics substack.com/@leighannlor...
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Six Things to Fight About at Thanksgiving Other Than Politics
Ahh, the holidays.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Let your baby hair grow up. It should get to live its own life.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
We spend our whole lives trying not to get poked in the eye. Then one day you need surgery and now you're paying somebody to poke you in the eye. That's like suddenly being told its okay to run with scissors. open.substack.com/pub/leighann...
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My Eye Doctor said, Cataracts
But I Heard, “Blind Woman Walking”
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I’ve been thinking about what an appropriate response would be to the presidential insult, "Quiet, Piggy." Would it be: "Your, mama!" "Fuq u, fat man!" Ye olde, "Up your nose with a rubber hose." But perhaps my favorite line from the show “Severance:” "Devour feculence!"
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Evernote: You're using an outdated app version. Update now for the best experience. Me: You mean the version that has a lot of AI features that I didn't ask for and have no intention of using? Nah, I'm good. PS: Go fuq yourself.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I really don't want to live through all of this. I'd much rather just watch the Ken Burns documentary about it.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Reposting this as I work up the courage to do "open enrollment" which feels more like open season. #bigsigh #howdidwegethere
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hey Erie (PA)! Mark your calendar (11/20-22) Funny Women of a Certain Age will be appearing at Kellar's Magic & Comedy Club! I'll be sharing the stage with @carolemontgomery.bsky.social and Missy Hall! Here you go! See you there! kellarsmagic.com/tc-events/fu... #JoyisResistance
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Funny Women of a Certain Age - Kellar's: Modern Magic and Comedy Club
“If I had to choose between ageism or sexism, I’d take a pat on the behind any day, since that meant someone noticed me.” – Carole Montgomery creator of Funny Women of A Certain Age® What began as a w...
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Whew! It sounds like Gen Z is entering the, “We got food at home” phase of adulthood. Welcome! And maybe companies will realize their earnings are tied to the earnings of their customers. If we ain’t got it, they can’t get it.
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Skeptical Inquirer @skepticalinquirer.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
CSI is turning 50, which in skeptic years is… about 4,000 conspiracy theories debunked. Join us in Buffalo with Bill Nye, Leighann Lord, and the all-stars of science communication. June 11–14, 2026. Let’s celebrate the people who celebrate reality: CSIconference.org
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It was an honor to be included on The Harlem Connection Show during Free Speech Week. But the fight for Free Speech happens Every Day! Check out this episode of the show in the archives!
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Want to hear me do a terrible Scottish accent? Check out my latest piece on Substack (read by this very human author): "No More Kings (Queens, Rooks, Bishops or Knights): What I’ve learned Playing Chess." open.substack.com/pub/leighann...
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No More Kings (Queens, Rooks, Bishops or Knights)
What I’ve learned Playing Chess
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I guess I just come here to practice my typing skills.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Happy World Mental Health Day & Mental Health Awareness Month!
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Enjoy another installment of The Big Sigh where I mock the moments that make grown folks with sense just sigh because, y’all. Y’ALL! WITAF.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
My next show on the Upper West Side, NYC. www.westsidecomedyclub.com/events/jon-f...
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
With the way time flies it's not too early to mark your calendar and make plans. See you there!
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
So, About the Riyadh Comedy Festival If you're disappointed about some of your favorite comedians who went over to Saudi Arabia to perform in the Riyadh Comedy Festival, I get it. But look at it this way: They made a choice. And so can you. Fandom isn't fixed my friends. linktr.ee/leighannlord
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Hey Science Lovers! On Thur., 10/2, 7PM ET, I'm hosting the Center For Inquiry's livestream show, Skeptical Inquirer Presents: Deepfakes, Dirty Tricks, and the Future of Trust with Perry Carpenter! The event is free. The information is priceless. skepticalinquirer.org/presents/
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
This could've been an email.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It's the last day of my Birthday Month but only a third of the way through my Birthday Quarter. Thank you all for the love and well wishes. Catch Funny Women Of A Certain Age® now streaming on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, and Microsoft thanks to Comedy Dynamics.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Some job losses just hit different.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
How many times is this season of america gonna jump the shark before it gets cancelled? At this point, I’ll settle for hiatus; a very long hiatus.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
"I Thought We'd Have Flying Cars By Now, And Why It Doesn't Matter If We Do." Read, comment, and share my latest piece on Substack. open.substack.com/pub/leighann...
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I Thought We'd Have Flying Cars By Now
And why it doesn't matter if we do
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
These are strange days for people like me who have chosen a job in free speech.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Hmmm… looks like the chickens are home.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
No, Sir: You Cannot Tell Me a Joke. I’m sure that female comedians can relate. No further questions.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Happy Star Trek Day! open.substack.com/pub/leighann...
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Why I'm a Star Trek Fan
Race, the Final Frontier?
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I have struggled with perfectionism my entire life. And I think I have finally found the perfect cure. What's really helped me get over my perfectionism is watching mediocre people just unapologetically half-ass it through life and still thrive. www.tiktok.com/@theleighann...
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The Cure for Perfectionism: Found! Welcome to The Big Sigh. When there’s nothing else to say, but… sigh.
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I'm a big fan of the show "Wednesday" (Netflix). But does anybody at Nevermore go to class or is everybody doing independent study?
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
📣 Funny Women of A Certain Age 📍 Edmond Town Hall - Newtown, CT 🗓️ Thursday, September 25 🕕 7pm edmondtownhall.showare.com/ordertickets... @carolecadwalla.bsky.social @juliascotti1.bsky.social
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Hey Science Lovers! On Thur., 9/4, 7PM ET, I'm hosting CFI's livestream show, Skeptical Inquirer Presents: Separating Hope from Hype in the Search for Alien Life with science reporter, @beckyferreira.bsky.social! The event is free. The information is priceless. skepticalinquirer.org/presents/
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I don’t want to be born again. My Mother got it right the first time. Happy Birthday to me!
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The Truth About the Cracker Barrel Logo Here are the three real (not really) reasons why an imaginary man lost his logo gig. Enjoy. www.tiktok.com/@theleighann...
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The Real Reason the Cracker Barrel Man Was Taken off the Logo ##Sarcasm
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Gil Greening @gilgreen.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Those Reform nutjobs reminded me: "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
This country has been lying to itself for a long time. We need to admit that the Devil played better than Johnny in "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" (The Charlie Daniels Band). youtu.be/sh7BZf7D5Bw?...
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The Devil Went Down to Georgia
YouTube video by Charlie Daniels - Topic
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It's that time of year: Dragon Con @dragoncon.org. I’ll be paneling, moderating, parading, cos-playing, and performing stand-up comedy. It’s also my birthday weekend, so if you see me (I’ll be the one in Vulcan ears and a tiara), let’s share a raktajino or raise a glass of Romulan ale. 🖖🏽
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I finished Duolingo Chess. 😓
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
"This Shit is Bleak!" That is not the name of my podcast, but it should be. #sigh
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