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Carole Montgomery

@carolemontgomery.bsky.social
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Comedian, producer, writer, director, mom Creator of the Funny Women of a Certain Age comedy specials and live show. Original specials have been rereleased through Comedy Dynamics Leading the way for older female comedians

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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is not ok
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ccanh.bsky.social @ccanh.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
🎤 Jan 18 at #BNHStage: #FunnyWomenOfACertainAge featuring fierce, hilarious & unapologetically authentic trailblazing women comedians over 50 Carole Montgomery, Leighann Lord & #LizGlazer. 🎟https://www.ccanh.com/show/25000521 #CapitolCenterForTheArts #CCANH #ConcordNH #WomenInComedy #StandUpComedy
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My latest on Substack! substack.com/@carolemontg...
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I MISS SALT
I created a show called Funny Women of a Certain Age featuring female comedians over the age of 50. Fighting Ageism and Sexism One Joke at a Time
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Leighann Lord @leighannlord.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hey Erie (PA)! Mark your calendar (11/20-22) Funny Women of a Certain Age will be appearing at Kellar's Magic & Comedy Club! I'll be sharing the stage with @carolemontgomery.bsky.social and Missy Hall! Here you go! See you there! kellarsmagic.com/tc-events/fu... #JoyisResistance
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Funny Women of a Certain Age - Kellar's: Modern Magic and Comedy Club
“If I had to choose between ageism or sexism, I’d take a pat on the behind any day, since that meant someone noticed me.” – Carole Montgomery creator of Funny Women of A Certain Age® What began as a w...
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I love when people tell me not to be political. Are you fucking kidding me?? I'm a woman, I was political the moment I was born.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Hey Hudson Valley! Join Funny Women of a Certain Age this Saturday at the Paramount Theatre in Middletown NY!
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ccanh.bsky.social @ccanh.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
JUST ANNOUNCED! Get ready to LAUGH with Funny Women of a Certain Age at the BNH Stage on January 18th!!! Featuring Creator Carole Montgomery, Leighann Lord and Liz Glazer!!! Tickets go ON SALE FRIDAY at NOON! www.ccanh.com/show/25000521
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
What regular people or as we in the biz say "civilians" don't get is that thousands of people work behind the scenes of the shows live or televised including Broadway. Some of them are even his supporters. It's not just the "star" you're hurting. His widdle ego just lost jobs for his voters
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Blue Skyers in New Hampshire we're coming to the Flying Monkey in Plymouth.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
When feminism came around in the 70’s guys didn’t mind it. Free love and bra burning yes please! Equal rights? Fugeddaboutit.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Looks like the Democratic Governors are doing what Congress should be doing. ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
When you reach "a certain age" comfy becomes a huge part of your vocabulary.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
My husband just told me that when I first feel hungry I do not have to eat right away. I think any judge will acquit me.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Men think they run everything. But if it wasn’t for women they wouldn’t be able to find anything.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
His base won’t care that he’s named in the files. The fact that he’s trying to hide it means it’s something REALLY BAD.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
This is how you do it. youtu.be/TwOLo_U6bTw?...
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Jon Stewart Reacts to Colbert's Cancellation & Trump's "Bawdy" Epstein Doodles | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The world's on fire, come see some really funny comedy!
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Every time I do household chores I think it's not that hard. Billionaires should try it once in a while. Might give them some perspective. Who AM I kidding, they're greedy, lazy SOB's.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I finally can be a Presidential speech writer!!
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The speech was longer than it takes him to cum.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I'm just waiting for RFK, Jr to join the feud.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Wednesday Wisdom
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Next up my second solo show in Las Vegas. Tickets at falloutfringe.org
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I love being on Dean’s show. And this crew was lit!!🔥
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Every morning when I wake up.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
This Saturday if you're in town, come to Astoria! Only 5 bux.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Hey Long Island, a rare appearance just by me! brokerage.govs.com/events/107416
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The Brokerage in Bellmore | CAROLE MONTGOMERY - SPECIAL EVENT
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
You never realize what you’ve done until you get to talk about it. zeam.com/publishers/8...
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Zeam: Your First Set
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I’ve found the secret to losing weight! Become old. Then you can’t eat past six anymore because it’ll keep u awake all night with heartburn.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I guess bankrupting a country will be his seventh one.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
For the right: “Woke” is the new hippie.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Which one do you want to go prison first? Bondi, Patel or Hegseth?
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Looking to develop a solo show?? Hit me up!
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Be the type of friend that when someone calls at 3 AM and say “Quick I need a shovel” You show up with one AND garbage bags.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
If regular women add access to the glam squad a celebrity has, we'd look great all the time too. Me? I like pizza too much.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Instead of the Grand Old Party, just change it to Grifters' Old Party.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I like this interview because comedy IS an art form. www.hollywoodsoapbox.com/interview-ca... Come see us in Easton, PA at the State Theatre!!
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INTERVIEW: Carole Montgomery on the art of making people laugh - Hollywood Soapbox
Photo: The Funny Women of a Certain Age tour stops at the State Theatre in Easton, Pennsylvania. Photo courtesy of
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Hegseth has tattoos AND has committed crimes. Send him to El Salvador ASAP.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I adopted a senior dog so we could be incontinent together.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
When young women are mean to me because of my age, I reply: “I don’t bleed monthly anymore. I WIN”
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Tris @trisresists.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This is something we can all do.👇🏼 File a complaint with the FL and DC Bar to have Pam Bondi disbarred for not complying with the 9-0 Supreme Court ruling to return Mr. Garcia from El Salvador.
Go to the online DC or Florida Bar orgs and file a complaint against Pam Bondi for not complying with the Supreme Court ruling to return Mr. Garcia from El Salvador. Her bar # is 886440.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I’d rather live in the world where Bernie shows up at Coachella. More please.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
These baby reveal parties are getting out of control. Pretty soon they’ll have parties to watch you conceive…..oh wait that’s called porn.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Great interview with my gals @juliascotti1.bsky.social and @leighannlord.bsky.social We're in the Traverse City Comedy Festival this weekend. Come see us. youtu.be/0Ejt1Dv8k38?...
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Funny Women of a Certain Age on Live In The D+
YouTube video by Live In The D
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
There are two parents in every family. The mom and the person who watches mom do EVERYTHING.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I'm almost at 10K followers which is great.....I just would love more interaction on here.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Nice to know the money I put into my IRA for tax purposes is gone before it cleared my bank.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Look on the bright side. When it all goes to shit we can all go live on a commune. (Commune=camps)
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
If you think I’m going anywhere….guess again.
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Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Great, thanks to the tariffs, my $6 Temu sneakers are now $4000.
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