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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞

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31 / They/Them nb masc newt / creating niche yaoi and screaming, mostly. I will doodle things and nobody can stop me. In the #cattonquick mines Minors DNI / No AI / No NFTs archiveofourown.org/users/LeifLitter

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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Minor Leif Update: Am alive, just battling TMJ (love it when chewing hurts 😔) and some sort of ick I think I picked up when I went to London AND preppin for Flat Fuck Fursday (22 days) Currently hibernating, watching taskmaster and playing a lot of Horizon Forbidden West as I recoup my energy 😮‍💨
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Fascists play lip service to freedom of speech, but fascists only support freedom for those who agree with them and support them. JD Vance is fine with this prosecution.
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Whatever you say, @surgeonshall.bsky.social 👀
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I have him on a luts body and the resin matches so well! He's SO precious, I love his eyeshape and tiny lil nosey
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
aw yay! I have a rumpeldolls Morfeo and the ears were SUCH a worry, opening him like "please don't be broken please don't please-"
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
oh that is such a cute sculpt, bet you were worried about the ears :O
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It's my partner's birthday on the 18th so I had to draw his beautiful wife dressed as his favourite animal~ Kiryu-chaaaaan, where are you? #Yakuza #goromi #fanart #majima #art #digitalart
Goromi, who is NOT Goro Majima in drag. She is a beautiful woman with big blonde hair, a goatee beard, bodysuit tattoos and and eyepatch. She's dressed in a red panda outfit, with ears, a fluffy tail, and a frilly lingerie set along with fishnets and high heels. Above her is written "Happy Birthday".Goromi, who is NOT Goro Majima in drag. She is a beautiful woman with big blonde hair, a goatee beard, bodysuit tattoos and and eyepatch. She's dressed in a red panda outfit, with ears, a fluffy tail, and a frilly lingerie set along with fishnets and high heels.
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
happy valentine's day!
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Been a quiet goblin but had some big stuff goin' on Work is busy Gettin on top of my dental health Things are moving on the top surgery front AND, most importantly, I got NEW TROUSERS!
A mirror selfie of Leif from the neck down. They are wearing a light grey t-shirt with 1000% STOKED! on it in yellow and black letters, and some absolutely bangin' yellow plaid trousers.
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Salami (Salem) @erotikcannibal.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
💖 Nike x Diivo 💖 He saw her and just couldn’t resist, he NEEDED to finger both holes to ear what sounds she’d make Nike belongs to @peachinash.bsky.social #nsfw #nsfwart #nsfwartist #ocship #ocshipart #ocsky #fingering
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
LOOK INTO STAR EXAMPLES hella good way of prepping for things like this
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Salami (Salem) @erotikcannibal.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
CW #pregnancy technically #mpreg ✨Trans AU✨ Ghallain gets so bored laid up at home, his mate won’t even let him do yard work!!! In their defense he’s got two months left and that belly is only gonna get bigger But hey, smut novels and a dildo passes the time quite well 💖 #nsfw #nsfwart #ocsky
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Lyon @lyonface.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The Ides of March are about a month away, and idk man...feels like there's a really good eventful and entertaining way we could celebrate that.
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
All TV shows are a collaborative effort between hundreds of people, and your work honours them- and I'm sure most of them feel like shit because of what has been revealed. Your art isn't going to line NG's pockets or relieve him of consequences for his actions.
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Good Omens originally was more Pratchett than Gaiman, and while Gaiman was heavily involved in the show, it was David Tennant and Michael Sheen's talent that really kicked that ship off-
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m. r. sauter @oddletters.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
hey champs if you live in these states you should be calling your state reps *today* and advocating for trans people
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
8 days remain...
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I honestly think everyone on the left really needs to watch this video, because it kind of explains in depth why being quieter on things like trans rights is such a gigantic mistake rn. In short trump won bc right wingers showed up, not bc anyone moved right.
youtube.com
in defense of wokism.
YouTube video by Alice Cappelle
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Slime Shady 💚 NOT SPOILER FREE @pervertanarchy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Guys, we've been over this, don't censor your trigger warnings. The muting function doesn't work if you fuck up the spelling, and nobody can reasonably mute all the different ways people censor words. Just don't do it. You are helping nobody by doing that.
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Werebeast Opossum! I LOVE how they turned out!
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Cain @icainhurst.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Little Selené WIP to close out the sketchbook, my sweet moonboy 🥰
Sketchy mechanical pencil linework depicts a fancy lad. He’s turning away from us, face upturned to the night sky, hair tied back. There’s a star motif across his outfit, decorating his cape. In his hands is a mask, though you cannot see the design.
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☕️ AMY CHU #donutkiller @NYCC L21 @amychu.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Basically traps AI crawlers and sends them down an "infinite maze" of static files with no exit links, where they get stuck and thrash around for months. Once trapped, the crawlers can be fed gibberish data, aka Markov babble, which is designed to poison AI models arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com
AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt
Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.
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IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
Sorry for the repost I just thought it would look better by twos like this.
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Alma K. Rowan @almakrowan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I don't remember if I posted this #tutorial here already? Some notes on drawing braids! 🥰
First page of drawing braids tutorialsSecond page of drawing braids tutorialsThird page of drawing braids tutorialssome examples of braids I drew with the technique from this tutorial
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
At 22 years old, Scooter is one fit Southern three-banded armadillo! His secret? One Fast Cat exercise wheel. Staff Biologist Jessie shares that Scooter “loves it and runs on it all the time.” You’re an inspiration to us all, little buddy! 💨
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Salami (Salem) @erotikcannibal.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
We have sisters! Cat nymphs on the loose, Gemma, Raine and Ambrose say hi 🖤 Raine and Ambrose are from the same litter, but Raine is the baby cuz she’s the runt of the litter #nsfw #nsfwart #nsfwartist #ocsky
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the ghost of heron's skeleton @thxnywy.art · 04/02/2025
perfect creature alert
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
740,415!
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Excellent English ^×^
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✨👁️Withkindereyes👁️✨ @withkindereyes.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Gong to start incorporating “you are a tar pit” into my vocabulary
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Mar 4, 2022 in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief. why would you withhold that. do you
remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

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May 6, 2022 excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone's emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional
self-harm.

ib-blunk
May 6, 2022
this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank.

testing-stormneko
May 6, 2022 good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don't reach out than celebrating those who
do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back

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May 6, 2022
you are a tar pit
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Art by Veya @artbyveya.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
booked a drs appointment and a dentist appointment and now i wanna hibernate for the next 26 years please.
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
happy birthday!!
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Heyyo! I'm Leif and I'm currently in the sleepy mines so excuse the low effort, but I got my special tall/short boyz in my brain always 🥰
A picture of two men, Felix and Oliver. Felix is tall, with shaggy dark hair and an eyebrow piercing. He is wearing a white shirt. Oliver is short, with blue eyes and a slate grey jumper. He has short, dark hair. Felix has a sad expression and is covering Oliver's mouth with one hand to stop him talking while talking. Oliver is looking at Felix, confused.

Felix: You think your life is hard? Try being a 6'5" bottom for a day.
Oliver: But you're vers-
Felix: Just let me have this, Oliver.A scene based on my Longfic, You're Almost Home.
Felix and Oliver sit on a park bench in the rain, beneath an umbrella. They are both wearing coats; Oliver's is bright blue with a fur-trimmed hood, Felix has a long black trench coat that's baggy on him. Felix has one arm around Oliver's shoulders while giving him a sneaky handjob, tongue poking out in concentration and his attention glued to Oliver's dick. Oliver's holding tightly to his open trousers, watching Felix's face with a mixture of yearning and self-consciousness.Felix is taking a mirror selfie while riding Oliver as they both sit in a chair. He's hiding most of his face with his phone, legs spread to show off Oliver's dick about halfway inside him. He's naked apart from a tshirt that says "Enjoy Cock," although it's backwards as the photo is mirrored. Most of Oliver is hidden from the waist-up.A tall man in an 80s camp counsellor costume has his arm around a shorter man who is wearing a jumpsuit and holding a hockey mask and a big knife. Behind them a spooky shadow says "Happy Halloween"
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
[crawls from my nest of leaves] oh hai~
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could you not? (spooky edition 👻🎃) @freeangelica.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
📣 MAJOR MAJOR PSA 📣 YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SIGN UP FOR A PROTEST. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO "REGISTER" TO SHOW SOLIDARITY. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GIVE YOUR NAME, ADDRESS, AND PHONE NUMBER TO HAND OUT AND DISTRIBUTE MATERIALS. YOU JUST SHOW UP.
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Medlife Crisis (Rohin) @medcrisis.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My timeline is filled with people tagging the @royalsociety.org to protest their continuing endorsement of Elon Musk, FRS. Good. More people should do it. A vid I took when I got to handle the incredible Fellows’ Book and read all those inspirational scientists’ names alongside a businessman’s
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Jan Falk (ThistleArts) @thistlearts.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I'm drawing something really hot for my patrons. There will be a more or less sfw (kind of) version which I will post here as well. #ericterrence #OCs #victorianromance #MMart #BLart #OCart
Digital sketch  of young man wearing a corset. It's obvious that he's sitting on a lap or riding the other man who presses his forehead towards his chest.
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c.e. chant/hades 💀🐊 💬 too many comics @portaltohades.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
My phone bill and groceries wiped me out today and I need roughly $65 to afford the round trip Uber to a doctor's appointment on Monday. I'll gladly draw something for a donation if you don't mind a wait.
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Jan Falk (ThistleArts) @thistlearts.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I finally found time to finish this artwork of my Victorian gay OC's Despite their class difference, Eric tops the senses and all the posh attitude out of this spoiled rich boy. #ericterrence #OCs #art #OCart #BLart #BL #WIP #victoriangay #victorianromance #MMromance #MMart
Digital art of my OC's. It's early autumn. Terrence, a white  delicate young man,  with dark hair and pale skin, is sitting on a horse ready to ride somewhere. He wears  fancy Victorian clothes that show that he's quite a dandy even when he's horseback. Eric, a man with dark red hair, tied in a low ponytail, is wearing a white shirt and black vest and pants. He's not wearing any coat as if he just  went out of a building for a moment.  He pulls Terrence's gloved hand towards his lips and kisses it, while staring at him from below, in a way that is both intense and possessive.
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
14 days to go... Just saying. Who wouldn't want a sexy muppet Count Orlok card? #nosferatu #horror #muppet #valentines #countorlok #roberteggers leiflitter.threadless.com/designs/mupp...
A muppet version of Count Orlok lounges naked on his coffin in a gloomy church. The words "Valentine, I cannot be sated without you. (heavy breathing)" are over the image in a handwritten gothic font, in blood red.A muppet version of Count Orlok lounges naked on his coffin in a gloomy church.
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
ngl READ SALEM'S LORE it's so fuckin good and thought through 🤎 love loredumps
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Salami (Salem) @erotikcannibal.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Caviar’s handler, he’s a vampire that owns a ton of land he turned into conservatory land, so his precious incubus lives as true to nature as possible. It’s only a bonus he gets grabbed and fucked stupid on Caviar’s whims. Gets his twink pussy bred within an inch of his life 🖤 #ocsky
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They-Ra @xanindigo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I do not want bigots to enjoy my work. If you're a transphobe, a racist, a misogynist, or any other kind of bigoted asshole, my writing is not for you. Go away. You don't belong here.
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Final Girl Circuit ❤️🔪 3.1k, m/m, TW: CNC, minor knifeplay. A smutty #cattonquick #oneshot with a little intro comic. archiveofourown.org/works/62613688 #ao3 #fanfic #smutfic #ficsky #art #digitalart #comicart #saltburnfanart
A comic page. The comic is in greyscale, sketchily shaded. The title, Final Girl Circuit, is scrawled on the top right in red letters. 
Panel 1: an empty room. It's clearly a large, old house; an open door has an ornate frame. A carved pumpkin grins from atop a closed piano. 
SFX/heavy breathing+footsteps: Thud. Hah- Hah- Thud.
Panel 2: someone from behind, running up stairs. They're cut off at the waist, showing trainers, long legs in high socks and very short gym shorts. 
SFX/heavy breathing+footsteps: Hah- hah- thud. thud. 
Panel 3: A closeup of eyes. Large eyes with heavy brows and a barbell through one. They look nervous and shifty. Shaggy dark hair clings to sweaty skin.
SFX/heavy breathing: Hah- Hah-
Panel 4: The runner is seen in full. A tall, thin man with long legs, running and looking back as he reaches for something. He's wearing a t-shirt that reads "Camp Catton".
SFW/heavy breathing+running: Hah- hah- hah- thudA comic page, also in greyscale.
Panel 1: A key being jammed into an ornate, old-fashioned lock by a hand. 
SFX/key being turned: rattle- click!
Panel 2: A door opens to reveal a dark bedroom. A 4-poster bed is in the middle, in front of a fireplace with a mirror and ornate sconces above.
SFX/door opening: creeeeeak 
Panel 3: The runner- Felix- bent over, catching his breath. His eyes are closed, hands on his knees, looking sweaty and relieved.
SFX/heavy breathing: Hah- hah- hah-
Panel 4: A window and curtain. A dark shape lurks behind the curtain.
Panel 5: Zooming in on the shape. More can be seen. A face with large, dark eyeholes?
Panel 6: Close in on the shape- which is a man in a hockey mask, peering from behind the curtain. Watching Felix intently.
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
... Alexa, play sad Despacito...
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
😔 it's terminal, isn't it? 😔
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Andy ✨ Draw Your Sword @prookal.com · 24/02/2024
qrp with your loading screen art tip! when drawing open mouths the upper teeth will always stay parallel to the eyes regardless of what expression they’re making - don’t angle the upper teeth based on the mouth shape
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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
what if my doctor is a man who has an ass that just won't quit tho?
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