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Whoopty Dew

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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They (FDA) has never stated it was just Taylor Farms. They believe there are at least 4 separate outbreaks occurring. Only one has been linked back to Taylor farms.
fda.gov
Investigation of 9-State Outbreak of Cyclospora Illnesses
Do not eat recalled iceberg lettuce from Taylor Farms de Mexico. FDA’s investigation is ongoing.
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La Bodega Baddie 🇵🇷 @zeenthecity.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Shout out to the Tracey Ullman Show for introducing them to us
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Perfume Papi @hassan.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
Your face card is an EBT card and you stay running out of benefits. Leave them threads alone.
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Rude1 Haunted Badness. ⁂ @rude1.blacksky.team · 04/05/2026
Someone’s gonna log in 3 days from now and say they didn’t see any conversation about the Met Gala on Bluesky.
Met Gala 2026 #1 topic on BlackskyPulitzer Prize trending twice on bluesky
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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Sameeeee I can NOT deal with people who are always complaining, begging or something is always wrong! 😑 “Get away from Me “wiff” this!”
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I think I wanna spend some time over here🤭
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
@seauxcocoa - Almost 2yr old for sale. Been crying for 10 mins cuz he cant get in the oven with the cornbread. Entertaining all offers
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I blocked every nigga that made a joke about independent women shoveling snow today. Yall niggas is jive turkeys with all the fixings
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BIG CHEECH CAKE @chelsisright.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
At some point you gotta look around and be like okay now i'm uhh what's the next step.
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I gotta clean up my following list over here cause when did I do that??
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I slept thru my alarm them Excedrin PM's are strong
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[Reparations & Maximum Joy] @momentoftru.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I really don’t like when yt people act dense, post something dense for “insight” and “conversation” and y’all satisfy their incompetence.
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Cameron Wolfe @cameronwolfe.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Cardi B life as a Patriots and football girlie going well Our 1-on-1 chat on Stefon Diggs “discipline and work” to lead him in hard journey to Super Bowl.
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rosegold1736.bsky.social @rosegold1736.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Too cold to telework. Cancel that too.
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 25/01/2026
It’s a snow day can yall take a break from lecturing white folks about shit they’ve turned a blind eye to for centuries?
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Tamsey @tamsey.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
They weren’t doing shit but complaining
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Your FavRedd @reddqt703.blacksky.app · 25/01/2026
Like- were they even watching any of the forecasts or just reading social media posts
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Tamsey @tamsey.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
People got on my nerves so bad asking where the snow all day was like the damn people ain’t say it was starting overnight
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 21/01/2026
terry's official statement on why he fired sean mcdermott is bc he went into the locker room after the game and everyone was sad
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Alaina Getzenberg @agetzenberg.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Bills owner Terry Pegula said that going into the locker room after the Broncos game, he felt that they had hit "the preverbal playoff wall."
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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Clearly any combo of broke, unsmart and desperate will do.
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BIG CHEECH CAKE @chelsisright.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
You really don’t have a point to make lol
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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
In the hours after Mike Tomlin told the Steelers he was stepping down, teams have contacted Tomlin to express their interest, sources say. PIT has his rights, and draft compensation would be necessary. That said, teams were told Tomlin does not plan to coach next year.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 14/01/2026
My favorite part is when the "emoji people" said "This (🙏) is a high five" And Black people said "These (🙏) are prayer hands and thank you for your attention in this matter" And went right back to sending them
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BIG CHEECH CAKE @chelsisright.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Listen. “I will see myself out”
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
WELL, WELL, WELL!
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THAT GUY. @kingevangelo.blacksky.app · 13/01/2026
What time yall play Sunday? Matter of fact who yall coach? N/A
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Tamsey @tamsey.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
You’re that far removed huh? 😭
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
And don’t
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
White ppl feel entitled to everybody intellectual property but once we withdraw and they have to argue with each other over what belongs to who… it’ll be an extinction level event for the alabaster administration
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
It’s kinda peaceful over here🤔
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
U send me swingingggggggg
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
He has your ass now bucko!! @chaclo.blacksky.app
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
@thatgirlbamz.bsky.social you’ll follow me everywhere Bam Tisha Campbell😂
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 09/01/2026
hey, shut the fuck up talking to me. how about that?
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 30/12/2025
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 19/12/2025
the league needs to shrink practice squads back down. the practice squad is supposed to be a place for young players to cut their teeth not a retirement home
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Joy @joybella.blacksky.app · 08/09/2025
(I largely agree with this, but absolutely MUST point out that the order in which the relationships happened counts for something....)
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 08/09/2025
I can't imagine listening to anyone's opinion on my partner who thinks bidets are gay because they clean your ass. Ciara nuh care, *stink. *not a pet name, a descriptor.
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 08/09/2025
we don’t need to rehash why men resent ciara for moving on with russell tbh. we need to figure out how to keep her out of the damn studio!
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
when did these platters start costing $19.99? I wanna fight
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Remember they started week 1 last year losing to the Chiefs made it to the championship game yeah same playoff team😂We can't have 2 things that match for shit!!
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It's so easy to teach kids how to read at home with simple things around the home! Be for real
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I drank that big ass coffee it's wore off and now I'm tired again
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Whoopty Dew @legallylocs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Thinking Peruvian chicken for whenever lunch time shows up
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