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greg abbott’s enemy no. 1

@legallybrunette.bsky.social
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greg abbott’s enemy no. 1 @legallybrunette.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Like ik that the US is basically an at-will country, sure but sitting here in my not-quite-so-cushy sub-statutory rights position in Caerdydd it’s still a metric shitshow (Additionally Caerdydd = Cardiff, just the Welsh spelling. There. You learnt something today 😈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿)
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greg abbott’s enemy no. 1 @legallybrunette.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Watching the US government jobs meltdown as a literal employment lawyer is certainly something
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 30/11/2024
Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
turkey stuffed with octopus tentacles, sitting on top of crab legs
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greg abbott’s enemy no. 1 @legallybrunette.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Lawyer struggles: CLIENTS 🤦🏼‍♀️
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I would not tell anyone if I had won the lottery, but there would be signs.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Bastard.
Daily Telegraph ‘exclusive’ reports that Keir Starmer has not joined a golf club near Chequers.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Several million - mainly British - tweeters have joined Bluesky in the past 48 hours, but less than 2 thousand have followed me and quite frankly I think this is a disgraceful showing and you should all up your game
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Inevitably the same people who lost their shit over Starmer receiving a free concert ticket are now losing their minds because he turned down free membership of a golf course.
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My word of the day (and personal recommendation) is ‘snerdling’ (18th century): nestling cosily beneath the covers and holding off the day a little longer. Morning.
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greg abbott’s enemy no. 1 @legallybrunette.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Typical onion to make every headline in every other newspaper on the planet sound like an onion article 😂 www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
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The Onion buys conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’
Satirical news outlet purchases media platform run by Alex Jones at a court-ordered auction
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greg abbott’s enemy no. 1 @legallybrunette.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Lmao so is this really just going to be the whole Twitter thing where I stop using it for like a year only to get pulled in bc my friends are all switching over
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Quis Custodiet Your Mom @dionysaurusrekt.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
yeah hi new here where do i go for the shitposters and debauchery
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 23/07/2024
President Venn Diagram xkcd.com/2962
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greg abbott’s enemy no. 1 @legallybrunette.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
I’m having a contest with my housemates to see who can come up with the most unsexy names to moan in bed So far I’ve come up with Reginald, Dudley, Winston, and Herbert. Need more
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greg abbott’s enemy no. 1 @legallybrunette.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
It’s a GREAT look to say things like this when like 20% of the children in your constituency are growing up in poverty. I’m really fancying the Tories’ chances in this race
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greg abbott’s enemy no. 1 @legallybrunette.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
@justinkenta.bsky.social YA HAPPY NOW?!
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greg abbott’s enemy no. 1 @legallybrunette.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
After waiting nearly a literal year I FINALLY have an account on here 😭❤️
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