Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Finally got a membership at the gayest gym in the gayest neighborhood in the gayest city in the U.S…. Waaaay too many hot guys this was a mistake !!! 130
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Enjoy it while it lasts handsome (probably like three days) 110
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 11/12/2025the jumpscare of seeing TikTok twinks you follow pop up on tinder 020
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Time to stare at photos of people’s butts (in jeans) for the next eight hours 070
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 15/11/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a black shirt that says clermont lounge holds a cell phone in his mouthALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says clermont lounge holds a cell phone in his mouth 020
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025The folks at this gym have now played feather by Sabrina carpenter and two different songs by lady Gaga, back to back…I think there’s f*****s heremedia.tenor.coma stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is making a funny face .ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is making a funny face . 050
Reposted by WillAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/11/2025AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?" 9914960115444
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025New city means new gym means new gym crushesmedia.tenor.coma blonde woman in a green dress is standing on a beach looking at the camera .ALT: a blonde woman in a green dress is standing on a beach looking at the camera . 060
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Oh no that’s exactly what’s going to happen, they need to find their perfect test case. Once that happens it’ll take a few years, most likely, for the case to work its way through the courts. 000
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 10/11/2025If they get a case that cleanly presents the question, and doesn’t toss up sovereign immunity and 1stA issues, I’m not going to be surprised if the Court takes it up. 140
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Very important distinction. A lot of very well reasoned speculation as to why they didn’t take this case, e.g. Kim Davis was arguing MULTIPLE different and complex positions in this case that the Court would have had to work through to reach the merits of Obergefell. 160
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Save me handsome brown curly haired man with the mustache on the N line, handsome brown curly haired man with the mustache on the N line save memedia.tenor.coma brown dog standing on its hind legs looking at a wallALT: a brown dog standing on its hind legs looking at a wall 040
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Girlie pop just go to one of the Castro gyms, you’ll find a dick to suck inshallah 120
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Rama Duwaji tonightmedia.tenor.coma woman with a scarf around her head has a tattoo on her face that says ' i 'm sorry 'ALT: a woman with a scarf around her head has a tattoo on her face that says ' i 'm sorry ' 1501
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Someone hold me backmedia.tenor.coma person is holding a pig 's head in their hands and washing it .ALT: a person is holding a pig 's head in their hands and washing it . 010
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Why do all the half way decent gyms in this city cost so much goddamn MONEY?!!! 130
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Handsome European bloomf slid into the DMs, now crowdsourcing ideas on how to convince him to come to San Francisco 020
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 26/10/2025media.tenor.coma person is holding a pig 's head in their hands and washing it .ALT: a person is holding a pig 's head in their hands and washing it . 110
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Imma (I think) cute guy who just so happens to be available to cuddle on a Sunday morning 010
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Holy shit, can’t wait for this to get referenced at trial 010
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The beer in the office fridge staring at memedia.tenor.comtwo men looking at each other with a picture of jesus on the wall in the backgroundALT: two men looking at each other with a picture of jesus on the wall in the background 030
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a cup .ALT: a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a cup . 010
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Granted I’ve only been to the Castro once since I’ve moved here, haven’t had that happen there yet. He, on the other hand, KEEPS MESSAGING ME 100
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Something about the bay just drives the gays crazy I think 110
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Tbh I think he lives nearby bc I’ve def seen the profile before, but like, the approach is so weirddddd 110
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2025His profile is like 500 feet away…I’m in dangermedia.tenor.coma woman speaking into a microphone with the words " i 'm literally shaking right now " above herALT: a woman speaking into a microphone with the words " i 'm literally shaking right now " above her 110
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Random faceless Grindr profile just called me cute then said he saw me on the muni…then the grocery store….then the bus after the grocery store…then at the stop we apparently both got off atmedia.tenor.coma woman is peeking out from behind a wall and making a face .ALT: a woman is peeking out from behind a wall and making a face . 260
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2025media.tenor.coma woman covering her mouth with her hands and looking at the cameraALT: a woman covering her mouth with her hands and looking at the camera 010
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I’m so tired and have the LSAT tomorrow someone send a muscle-y man to cuddle and kiss me 1140
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Veryyyy cute tall blonde with blue green eyes on the muni this morning someone needs to hold me backmedia.tenor.coma close up of a person holding a dog 's head with its mouth open .ALT: a close up of a person holding a dog 's head with its mouth open . 040
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I stg if one more fake goddamn sugar daddy profile hits me up asking if I want to be spoiled Im going to lose itmedia.tenor.coma woman with gray hair is sitting in front of a sign that says por 10 on itALT: a woman with gray hair is sitting in front of a sign that says por 10 on it 010
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Spent my entire morning at work looking at peoples butts and cheap jeans 040
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Finally hit that I moved to SF because I saw one of the twitter f*gs on the grid 000
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2025media.tenor.coma man says get her jade in front of a pink lipALT: a man says get her jade in front of a pink lip 000
Reposted by WillAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target 17535858013265
