Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Finally got a membership at the gayest gym in the gayest neighborhood in the gayest city in the U.S…. Waaaay too many hot guys this was a mistake !!! 130
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 11/12/2025the jumpscare of seeing TikTok twinks you follow pop up on tinder 020
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Time to stare at photos of people’s butts (in jeans) for the next eight hours 070
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025The folks at this gym have now played feather by Sabrina carpenter and two different songs by lady Gaga, back to back…I think there’s f*****s heremedia.tenor.coma stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is making a funny face .ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is making a funny face . 050
Reposted by WillAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/11/2025AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?" 9914961615446
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025New city means new gym means new gym crushesmedia.tenor.coma blonde woman in a green dress is standing on a beach looking at the camera .ALT: a blonde woman in a green dress is standing on a beach looking at the camera . 060
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Save me handsome brown curly haired man with the mustache on the N line, handsome brown curly haired man with the mustache on the N line save memedia.tenor.coma brown dog standing on its hind legs looking at a wallALT: a brown dog standing on its hind legs looking at a wall 040
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Why do all the half way decent gyms in this city cost so much goddamn MONEY?!!! 130
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Handsome European bloomf slid into the DMs, now crowdsourcing ideas on how to convince him to come to San Francisco 020
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The beer in the office fridge staring at memedia.tenor.comtwo men looking at each other with a picture of jesus on the wall in the backgroundALT: two men looking at each other with a picture of jesus on the wall in the background 030
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Random faceless Grindr profile just called me cute then said he saw me on the muni…then the grocery store….then the bus after the grocery store…then at the stop we apparently both got off atmedia.tenor.coma woman is peeking out from behind a wall and making a face .ALT: a woman is peeking out from behind a wall and making a face . 260
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I’m so tired and have the LSAT tomorrow someone send a muscle-y man to cuddle and kiss me 1150
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Veryyyy cute tall blonde with blue green eyes on the muni this morning someone needs to hold me backmedia.tenor.coma close up of a person holding a dog 's head with its mouth open .ALT: a close up of a person holding a dog 's head with its mouth open . 040
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I stg if one more fake goddamn sugar daddy profile hits me up asking if I want to be spoiled Im going to lose itmedia.tenor.coma woman with gray hair is sitting in front of a sign that says por 10 on itALT: a woman with gray hair is sitting in front of a sign that says por 10 on it 010
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Spent my entire morning at work looking at peoples butts and cheap jeans 040
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Finally hit that I moved to SF because I saw one of the twitter f*gs on the grid 000
Reposted by WillAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target 17555859613269
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2025It just hit me about twenty minutes ago that I’m moving in like two days and my stress level immediately shot up to 100media.tenor.coma close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its nose .ALT: a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its nose . 020
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Last dinner at the Italians house and they’re feeding me Mexican food 080
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Charlie Kirk died, the government of Nepal got overthrown, the French government collapsed, the Japanese government collapsed, and I’m over here trying to figure out how I’m moving to the city in like a week 020
Reposted by WillJoshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 10/09/2025We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing. 55341069148
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Got roped into doing manual labor for the Italians now I’m enjoying their alcohol and homemade pastamedia.tenor.coma man wearing ear buds and a nike shirt is adjusting his ear .ALT: a man wearing ear buds and a nike shirt is adjusting his ear . 020
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Desperately need to find a buff Josh Hutchinson look a like in the bay 040
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Me after spending all morning trying to find housing in SF 010
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Ok here’s a little thirsty-ish photo to compensate for the fact that I’m going to be bitching for the next two weeks about trying to find housing in SF 070
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2025If I see one more “vegan only household” while trying to find a place to live I’m actually going to crash out 040
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Save me buff red headed guy at the gym, buff red headed guy at the gym save 030
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Bay Area blooomfs anyone got suggestions for fun neighborhoods to look for housing in?? 120
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Ya boy is officially about to become one of those cute SF gays next month 😤 030
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Haven’t been to the gym in like a week and a half so my first day back is a chest day AND there’s a bunch of cute gym brosmedia.tenor.coma woman with gray hair is sitting on a couch with her hand on her chin .ALT: a woman with gray hair is sitting on a couch with her hand on her chin . 030
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Once again itching to slam my laptop shut and never return to this evil placemedia.tenor.coma woman wearing a ring on her finger is smilingALT: a woman wearing a ring on her finger is smiling 020
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 19/07/2025My sisters been visiting for the past few days and I just dropped her off at the airport so now I’m being a blubbering idiot :)media.tenor.coma close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera . 130
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Eeeek my friends about to visit I’m so fucking excited so here’s a thirst trap 0121
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 08/07/2025The urge to shutdown my laptop and just walk out of this office is….media.tenor.coma man wearing ear buds and a nike shirt is adjusting his ear .ALT: a man wearing ear buds and a nike shirt is adjusting his ear . 010
Reposted by WillAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 05/07/2025spending the 4th trolling the president of el salvador on the internet, as the founders intended 259135522244
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 28/06/2025The aforementioned post-workout pics (shitty attempts at thirst traps) 1120
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Had to bail half way through a set of shoulder presses because this (presumably) straight man with just the most perfect 🍑 decided to walk RIGHT in front of me mid-rep 000
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Is it considered douchey to take selfies of me in my car window? 3210
Reposted by WillOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants 113152082955
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Lmao just found out someone named Paperboy Love Prince is a mayoral candidate…wtf is going on in NYC 010
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Whole world is falling apart and I’m over here trying to figure out how to even out my (really uneven) tan 080
Will @legally-twunk.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Well I guess we’re speeding running the Butlerian Jihad? 000