Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Went to Ikea on Monday to buy a wardrobe. Didn’t get one but came home with this wee guy (not from Ikea😂) Can’t store clothes in him but he’s definitely a lot more fun 🐈⬛ 0172
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Train tickets £80 Match ticket £100 Hotel £150 Buckfast £10 Soap £0 Losing the match in the 93rd minute and no way of getting home tomorrow Absolutely fucking……. 092
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 15/12/2024You know, I have to say I feel a little bit sorry for those Rangers fans heading home from Hampden after losing the match that way. Sorry, what I meant to say was…..get it right up every one of you horrible Hun bastards😂🖕🏻🍀 070
Reposted by PaulAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 28/11/2024An inspirational tale for aspiring journalists. Remember, if you're a sibling of the former Prime Minister, and close personal friends with the current editor of your favourite magazine, and his ex-wife, you too can achieve your childhood dream of becoming its columnist 1182456588
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 20/11/2024“I bought land simply because I wanted to avoid paying inheritance tax on my vast fortune and I want to thank you gammons, who don’t have two pennies to rub together, for being on my side even though I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire😂😂” 130
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Morning everyone. Back to work today after a week off☹️ Looks freezing out there but opening the bedroom blinds to this view every morning definitely helps with the back to work blues 🥶😍 080
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024media.tenor.coma man says " you know it and i know it " while pointingALT: a man says " you know it and i know it " while pointing 020
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Oh, there ye are. I was wondering what was taking you so long😂 Listen, everybody is sound but at some point, in the not too distant future, some gammons are going to slip through the net then it’s open fucking season😎 110
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Listen, it seems nice here and all that but I’m really missing seeing posts from Farage, Yaxley-Lennon and Julia Hartley Brewer said fucking no one, ever😏 1180
Reposted by PaulBrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 40738114511922
Reposted by PaulOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 16/11/2024The best case for leaving twitter is that the swamp dwelling paid blue ticks - even the famous ones - won't follow. They are too invested in the Musk of MAGA. Sensible people - of all poltical shades will - and we have an opportunity here to reset the discourse and bring back a degree of rationale 721763228
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Hopefully more will move over soon. Noticeably less flagshagging gammons over her but obviously hoping some make the move or there’s going to be no one to wind up😂 110
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024This all feels a bit like moving into a new property and throwing a housewarming party where everyone is having a great time but you just know that eventually some arseholes will turn up and someone is going to take a shit in your kettle. 190
Reposted by PaulCALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 15/11/2024This would be funny if it wasn’t so horrific. 20690801418
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I actually had tears streaming down my face. One the greatest lines ever delivered on a UK TV show😂 120
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Surely can’t be far away now with the numbers building up here the way they are. 000
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Honestly, I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to read posts where the comments section isn’t overrun with blue tick wankers polluting the place with the worst takes on the planet😁 081
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Ah, another ball licking connoisseur. Consider yourself followed back👍🏻😂 110
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Going by the past 24 hours, half of these are tims😏 1260
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I refuse to believe that someone worth $300bn actually looks like this. So long, sucker👋🏻 131
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024When #CelticFC eventually get their arse in gear and open a BlueSky account.media.tenor.coma man is kneeling down with the words " you are the master " written on the bottomALT: a man is kneeling down with the words " you are the master " written on the bottom 080
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Doesn’t matter which club they support. An arsehole is an arsehole🤷♂️ 170
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Musk realising that everyone is leaving Twitter and all he’s left with are the smouldering ashes of a once great app. 021
Reposted by PaulMaggie Rankin @maggierankin.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Recent refugee from Twitter. It appears that more of those I followed on there are here as opposed to Threads. Interested in Scottish politics, particularly the case for Scottish independence (non partisan). Also love live music/theatre. Give me a follow is what I post might interest you 👍 0286
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Won’t be long til they realise there’s a party going on over here and they come crawling over. Might as well enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts😂 110
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 13/11/2024@dsk70.bsky.social There’s a distinct lack of gammon simpletons on here. How the fuck am I supposed to amuse myself all day?😂 030
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Loving that this place, for the time being at least, seems to be free from slabbering Huns. Hope they’re all still miserable as fuck over on Twitter😂 160
Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 13/11/2024This is my cat, Murphy. He hates Trump, thinks that twat Musk has ruined Twitter, yearns for Scottish independence, loves Celtic, believes Israel is committing genocide and he sometimes lies on the carpet and licks his own balls. Ok, I’m actually describing me and you should probably follow me. 1171