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Paul

@leftyseparatist.bsky.social
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Husband and Daddy. Celtic FC🍀. Dissolve the Union 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Fuck Farage and Trump. Pro EU. Big fan of cheese on toast. Bald. Think that just about covers it.

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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Went to Ikea on Monday to buy a wardrobe. Didn’t get one but came home with this wee guy (not from Ikea😂) Can’t store clothes in him but he’s definitely a lot more fun 🐈‍⬛
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Train tickets £80 Match ticket £100 Hotel £150 Buckfast £10 Soap £0 Losing the match in the 93rd minute and no way of getting home tomorrow Absolutely fucking…….
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
You know, I have to say I feel a little bit sorry for those Rangers fans heading home from Hampden after losing the match that way. Sorry, what I meant to say was…..get it right up every one of you horrible Hun bastards😂🖕🏻🍀
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
An inspirational tale for aspiring journalists. Remember, if you're a sibling of the former Prime Minister, and close personal friends with the current editor of your favourite magazine, and his ex-wife, you too can achieve your childhood dream of becoming its columnist
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💪🏻 Fuck the fascists.
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
“I bought land simply because I wanted to avoid paying inheritance tax on my vast fortune and I want to thank you gammons, who don’t have two pennies to rub together, for being on my side even though I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire😂😂”
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Morning everyone. Back to work today after a week off☹️ Looks freezing out there but opening the bedroom blinds to this view every morning definitely helps with the back to work blues 🥶😍
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Closing scene from Shawshank where Andy Dufresne (Me) is working on a boat on a beach in Mexico. Red (Old Twitter Mutuals) approaches the boar grinning.
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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a man says " you know it and i know it " while pointing
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Oh, there ye are. I was wondering what was taking you so long😂 Listen, everybody is sound but at some point, in the not too distant future, some gammons are going to slip through the net then it’s open fucking season😎
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Listen, it seems nice here and all that but I’m really missing seeing posts from Farage, Yaxley-Lennon and Julia Hartley Brewer said fucking no one, ever😏
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The best case for leaving twitter is that the swamp dwelling paid blue ticks - even the famous ones - won't follow. They are too invested in the Musk of MAGA. Sensible people - of all poltical shades will - and we have an opportunity here to reset the discourse and bring back a degree of rationale
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hopefully more will move over soon. Noticeably less flagshagging gammons over her but obviously hoping some make the move or there’s going to be no one to wind up😂
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Yoohoo👋🏻
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This all feels a bit like moving into a new property and throwing a housewarming party where everyone is having a great time but you just know that eventually some arseholes will turn up and someone is going to take a shit in your kettle.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This would be funny if it wasn’t so horrific.
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I actually had tears streaming down my face. One the greatest lines ever delivered on a UK TV show😂
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Surely can’t be far away now with the numbers building up here the way they are.
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Honestly, I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to read posts where the comments section isn’t overrun with blue tick wankers polluting the place with the worst takes on the planet😁
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ah, another ball licking connoisseur. Consider yourself followed back👍🏻😂
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Going by the past 24 hours, half of these are tims😏
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Wouldn’t surprise me😂
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I refuse to believe that someone worth $300bn actually looks like this. So long, sucker👋🏻
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
When #CelticFC eventually get their arse in gear and open a BlueSky account.
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Doesn’t matter which club they support. An arsehole is an arsehole🤷‍♂️
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Musk realising that everyone is leaving Twitter and all he’s left with are the smouldering ashes of a once great app.
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Maggie Rankin @maggierankin.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Recent refugee from Twitter. It appears that more of those I followed on there are here as opposed to Threads. Interested in Scottish politics, particularly the case for Scottish independence (non partisan). Also love live music/theatre. Give me a follow is what I post might interest you 👍
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Won’t be long til they realise there’s a party going on over here and they come crawling over. Might as well enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts😂
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
@dsk70.bsky.social There’s a distinct lack of gammon simpletons on here. How the fuck am I supposed to amuse myself all day?😂
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Loving that this place, for the time being at least, seems to be free from slabbering Huns. Hope they’re all still miserable as fuck over on Twitter😂
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Paul @leftyseparatist.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
This is my cat, Murphy. He hates Trump, thinks that twat Musk has ruined Twitter, yearns for Scottish independence, loves Celtic, believes Israel is committing genocide and he sometimes lies on the carpet and licks his own balls. Ok, I’m actually describing me and you should probably follow me.
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