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Laura

@leftennantcrunch.bsky.social
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Navy veteran. Arsenal sufferer. Hyphenated-American. I read everything but mostly post about sports.

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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You go be with Carl Dean now, Ms. Dolly. Godspeed.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Temu Pep still throwing me off guard when they pan the touchline.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“After providing the life-saving blood donation, Spirit was rewarded with extra trout for “helping another eagle in need,” the zoo said.
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Chris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ian Wright saying we shouldn’t forget the way the Iranian team and the Somali referee were treated. Correct.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The President of Mexico, and the Prime Minister of Canada. Just finishing Rebecca's sentence for her, she's still the best.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! GRACIAS LA ROJA!!!
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mikel Merino giving his all. What a player.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Olé!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ok Zubi, LFG!!!
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Of course, they ordered extra time for more commercials. Also it's not Laporte's fault that Messi is too short to see him.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cucarella is so good at that faceplant fall. He needs to be at max Cucarella right now. So happy he's moving over to La Liga.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is it M&M time yet? Like, 7 more minutes, right?
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Man, leave the Muppets outta this mess, shake my head.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They are so calm. Did everyone get a Xanax beforehand? Let's go La Roja.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 10/07/2026
Holy cow, Mikel Merino again!
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I would be shocked but I'm used to seeing this from the men's team. Still, let's go mutant ninja turtles!
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KC Gooners @kcgooners.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That’s our No. 9 - MIKEL MERINO!!! 🇪🇸🇪🇸
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oof, I was not expecting that tribute to Jota. 😔
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When I said this game is getting ugly, it is getting extremely Concacafy!!!
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Stewards holding up full body shields to block the flying beers from reaching the pitch 🤦
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is getting ugly.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dos a cero. Oh boy. Cue the flying beer cans. 😬
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Poor on the Fox broadcasting team not to know who Alexia Putellas is when they panned the spectators. Smh.
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Michele Giannone @mgiannone.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Unlike the USMNT, Germany made the biggest mistake you can make against Paraguay. They let them get comfortable at what they do best. This is how they qualified. USMNT came out hair on fire, f you attitude, we are scoring first, early and break your soul. Make you play, which you struggle at.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Now THIS is the US team I know well. Not those other imposters playing smart and connected football. This is 'Murica ball! 🫡 (Trying to make myself laugh)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If the English don't manage to win in Boston, I will not be surprised.
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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The USMNT can't park the bus because our country lacks the funding for public transportation.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
SoccerRoos made a soccer boo-boo.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Studio team of three over on not-Telemundo is so refreshing! Can we keep this?
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I miss Griezie. Meh, les bleus.
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Clint Smith @clintsmithiii.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I wish Grant Wahl was still here for this
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So the opening ceremonies in Mexico and Canada celebrated their indigenous cultures. This afternoon is going to be a shit show, isn't it? Behold, the beauty and majesty! USA: here's Ted Lasso!
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Gunnerblog @gunnerblog.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
🚨 Since his penalty miss in the #UCL final, Arsenal supporters have made Gabriel the top-selling shirt name at the club. His printed name is up 350% since Saturday’s final. At one stage he was outselling any other name x2. @theathleticfc.bsky.social 🔴⚪️🇧🇷❤️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/732...
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Gabriel’s shirt sales increase by 350% after missing penalty in Arsenal’s Champions League final defeat
Gabriel said the defeat as “painful” but also said he is “proud” of his Arsenal team and everything they had achieved during the season.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just read that the Gabriel 6 kit has doubled in sales since the CL final and is now the highest selling Arsenal kit. I LOVE MY CLUB!!! #arsenal
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now.arsenal @nowarsenal.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Nah Ben White I love you, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! I’m fucking dead!😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Is it just me or are they playing this game like a scrimmage? And if so, I am fully supportive of it. #COYG
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Arsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Oh. My. God. Is this really happening? It's happening!!! ARSENAL!!!
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Eeeeeeeeeeeep
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Dr. Vin Gupta @vinguptamd.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The firing of MartyMakary and the primary loss of BillCassidy just reinforce what many have long known to be true: Betraying the oath of medicine in the pursuit of personal power and fame never works out.
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I just love it when the other team gets Blacksteniused!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/05/2026
Trump threatened to nuke Iran during the same press event where he called a woman reporter "baby" and a "bitch" and we'll all just supposed to continue on tomorrow as though any of this insanity is normal or acceptable
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Arsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The women did it last year, the men will get it done this year! Let's go Arsenal, come on you Gunners!!!!
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Love the progressive football Arsenal is playing, mostly due to MLS. Let's go Myles! Youth leads the way!
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Seven! Let's go Leah! #AWFC
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Laura @leftennantcrunch.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I really need to stop looking at this site in the evenings. Only when the Brits are awake to talk football, evenings are getting a bit cuckoo here.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past decade and a half either. The moral of the story - is that there is none.
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