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Left Behind and Glad of it

@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social
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Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath. DM me if you dare H/T Iaian M. Banks

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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fred Rogers, saying: We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It's easy to say, "It's not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem" 
Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes. 
Fred Rogers
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Darth Vader to Lando Calrissian in The Empire Strikes Back: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, Jenette Goldstein from Near Dark
"I hate 'em when they ain't been shaved"
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not to offend, @scalzi.com, but between burritos and governance, you might have us beat here in Texas.
Let me ask you something. Has anyone ever told you they would rather live in Ohio?
No. No, man. Shit no, man.
I believer you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That is entirely uncalled for, and requires a response:
Damien's nanny from the Omen, at his birthday, saying that it's all for him, before hanging herself.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I forgot Ms. Tunt!
Cheryl Tunt, heir to the Tunt fortune, informing everyone that they aren't her supervisor.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Marco Rubio showing off his new chest adornment when finding out, that, in addition to Secretary of State, head of NSA, head of the defunct USAID, now learning that he will be forcibly married to Kristi Noem, head of wherever the fuck Trump stuck her.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, they wasted Jack Smith's time and made Senator Shchmitt a name and a complete and utter freaking idiot. We need to see the truth from Homer's Dad:
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know you are a California born and bred, but you chose to live in a place that great and genius people choose to go into orbit to get away from it. I love your novels, but you live in a place that ranks with where I live, Texas, as being so far below decency as to rank below where Hell and Satan live.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not sure if authentic Gary Larsen. It looks a little bit AI to me
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Putting your kids to bed, and at least telling them that tomorrow will be better, and sleep well
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#3, Freedom from Want- all right, this was Rockwell being a white boy from the Midwest
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
# 2, Freedom to Worship
Your God/Goddess, your choice, your right.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Four Freedoms, as expressed by President Franklin Deleanor Roosevelt, and illustrated by Norman Rockwell.
a man, given his chance to speak during a town hall. Regardless of the unpopularity of his views, he is given the chance to air his views.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a shoutout to that asshole @drewcurtis.bsky.social and @fark.com
WELCOME TO FARK Shamelessly first stolen from Snarfangel, and then again from FuLynHyu
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be Fairrrr...
To Be fair from LetteryKenney
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you for having understood my frustration. I will stand by you as you shove people into un-needed showers, and will hug and kiss you as I am the 2nd to last to go in. There is a place for you, and you know that Shepherd told us all what it is, pumpkin:
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like a 60 year old Texan who drinks too much, smokes too much, eats too much, and generally treats myself as if I was 40 years younger
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh. This Feebles the cat. So named because her creaky sound:
Feebles the cat, annoyed that I won't let her type her own message to the world.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know, right? I used to go straight to attack mode, but have re-considered that since my 4th timeout for being a bit too, shall we say, obnoxious (if not downright hostile and wanting to break through and attack someone over the internet)
black kitty reading How to slap someone through the Internet
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, and also blessing on @faineg.com just for giving us all Alfhog
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marlon Brando in Apocolypse Now, stating, "The Horror, the horror
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
$30 million is just to sort out the logistics and framework, not talking about actually building a piece of machinery that could fling him on top of someone like this:
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a group of tech execs at a conference table, one saying "Every A.I. company talks about human extinction, but how do we invest in the one that will actually deliver?"
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spinal Tap,
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Injured? Go Fuck yourself, you injured piece of shit
Jacob Enurp Attorney
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lukashenko, in parody of Grul, saying, we have no potash for sale to the US, despite Trump's lies.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
cat reading How to Slap Someone Through the Internet
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scooby Doo taught us that the real monsters are our fellow humans.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I take that back. Stephen Miller is the world's worst Nazi and incel, but he's a nasty little Nosferatu looking POS, so he takes back seat to the grand beauty that is Elon Musk:
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rick from Pawn Stars explaining that you ain't getting $5k whether you vote R once or 9 times
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And the first person to "Well, ACTUALLY" me gets this as the sole reminder of their existence:
a comic strip about sea lioning, the practice of a subtle form of internet trolling and harassment where someone aggressively pesters another person with relentless, insincere requests for proof, evidence, or definitions, all while pretending to be polite and reasonable
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To the idiots except for that poor bastard from @dmagazine.bsky.social , this is for you:
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
She can fuck right off with those idiotic demands.
the 12th Dr. Who saying fuckity bye
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Donald Trump was the dumbest God-damn student I ever had.
Attributed to William T. Kelly, former professor at the University of Pennsylvania, Wharton School of Business.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Black Cat the image of wild cat strikes in the early 20th century, when the rank and file told the union leadership to fuck off, and went on strike anyway.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
JD as a member of the Lollipop Guild
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
there are only two things to add to this:
describing Ted Cruz as if, rather than razor-sharp claws, three penises came out of each hand. They sound like an uncooked hotdog shoved into pudding, or shaking a half-full mayonnaise jar. With a pickle in it.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And, of course,
Lestat carrying the crucifix off the wall of a church
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bill Paxton, Lance Henriksen, Joshua John Miller, and Jenette Goldstein from Near Dark
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Catherine Deneuve and David Bowie, almost the most beautiful vampires in cinema
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cassidy, the most silly fucking vampire this side of "What We Do in the Shadows" A little more feisty, though.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Master from the FX series, The Strain. Based on the novels by Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan. The books were somewhat better, but it was still hilarious
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Google licking Trump's boots, as always. And don't give me that shit that they are required to follow USGIS orders, that's bullshit.
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