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Left Behind and Glad of it

@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social
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Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath. DM me if you dare H/T Iaian M. Banks

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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Darth Vader to Lando Calrissian in The Empire Strikes Back: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, and the terms of the offer have changed. It was $5 Grand at the convention a few weeks ago here in Dallas. Now it's $90.00 to some 20 million Seniors. Which, great, more catfood for the cat and a meal at Golden Corral for 2.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
younger than 65.)
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't sell yourself out that cheaply. You won't get any of it but you might as well ask for $10,000,000 as a start, and don't go lower than $2,000,000. They're handing out Jack and Shit, and Jack's left town, so you might as well shoot for the stars. (And, hell, even $10,000,000 isn't much if you're
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another Bad Day in Court for Trump joycevance.substack.com/p/another-ba...
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Another Bad Day in Court for Trump
Today, as Trump was busy trying (and failing) to convince his own people that “affordability” is a word made up by Democrats, the courts were having a field day with him.
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michael J. Fox receives the Order of Canada 🇨🇦🥰
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, Jenette Goldstein from Near Dark
"I hate 'em when they ain't been shaved"
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wise words from a Redbone from New Orleans.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They don't have the money, or the desire, they're just pretending to buy votes. My Mentor at the City of Dallas, Leslie Howard, told me one thing I never forgot. Don't write a check with your alligator mouth that your hummingbird ass can't cash.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How about you first, you old fuck, and I've got places contacting me for warehouse positions on a daily basis you can take up any fucking time?
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hating you and your party has fuck-all to do with loving our country.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We might trade you Wheelie McDaniels and that freak Dan Patrick for two of yours though.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not to offend, @scalzi.com, but between burritos and governance, you might have us beat here in Texas.
Let me ask you something. Has anyone ever told you they would rather live in Ohio?
No. No, man. Shit no, man.
I believer you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cranberry pumpkin bread is acceptable as well, however.
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ShinyRoo⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ 🪭 @shinyroo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#truestory 🤣
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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me up in this truth. They also like gingerbread and sugar cookies, but the banana bread is a non-starter.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And zucchini bread is the far superior option, as banana bread is too sickly sweet and nasty, and defy you to prove otherwise. Also, walnuts are only used by heathens, and pecans are the correct nut to use in such breads. My neighbors who provide me with tamales at Christmas in exchange will back me
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TuxedoAlbedo @jerryork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Angie Nixon’s take down of ole couch pounder.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and to know that my old ass outlived them by decades is sad as shit. We had the PPE, they just were too macho to wear it. I'd walk in back, where work was taking place, and grabbed a mask, gloves, and eyewear. They came as if it was nothing, and worked in high heat, humidity, stone dust every day.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My only wish was that they would have worn personal protective equipment. More than a few of them died sucking up granite and marble dust. I wish more of them were still with us. Somebody gave them the idea that wearing a mask and gloves was less than macho, so they didn't. These were young guys,
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every guy that worked in our granite shop, both the cutters, the fabricators, and installers worked as if their lives depended upon it. They showed up at 6:30, worked past 5, and cleaned the shop every damned day. They made us white boys who sold the jobs look like jackleg idiots.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJ2...
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Homer Goes to a Gay Steel Mill
YouTube video by Dark Simpsons
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the actual fuck?
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope that you are incorrect, but he is capable of doing so. I pray that we may have someone sane near him in the White House who can keep his hands on his Diet Coke button, and away from the other one.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd just blame it on a few decades of drinking and smoking, but when I have university research to back it up, it's not just me. Jalapenos now taste closer to bell, and, if you're lucky, poblanos. They aren't what they used to be.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's why I use Serrano peppers now in my salsas.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, here's the story about how Texas A&M fucked up jalapenos: www.khou.com/article/news...
khou.com
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ones at El Fenix in Dallas are far superior, but that is a matter of taste and choice.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
olive oil dressing to accompany it are entirely appropriate. That should be followed by Eric Cartman's favorite dessert, Sopapillas from Casa Bonita.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some monsters think cilantro tastes of soap, and they are wrong. And, of course, squeezes of lime to cut the richness of the meat. And then, of course, a side of Salsa Mexicana, to dip the burrito into to make for its perfection. A side of a simple salad of lettuce and tomatoes, with a lemon and
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@scalzi.com , burritos consist of some form of protein, typically beef or chicken, perhaps a smear of refried pinto or black beans, rice if you absolutely must, but not a necessity. Good salsa, made with serranos not jalapenos (see attached story), tomatoes, onions, cilantro (unless you're a freak)
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, God, I'm just now taking that in, and I'm thinking it's a Pepto Bismol kind of evening.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
is eating them, and us just reacting in horror.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just harassing you, I hope your shoulder gets better, and you keep writing for us. Oh, and hope that other thing starting with a c goes well. I'm 60, and I've had 2. Not fun, but, considering the alternative, they have to happen. Oh, and keep making horrible malfunctions of burritos, it's you that
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd take the creations you've made as OK, but you have told us many times that you don't drink. I've got that excuse, and have made monstrosities in my own time. You don't have that, and it is only your perverse mind that allows things like that to happen.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do like Claude Rains, accept your winnings and get to stepping.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That squint-eyed idiot is anchoring himself to that monster? There are better ways to commit political suicide than this. Take those 15 properties, in Texas, Oklahoma, Utah, Florida, and Hawaii, accept the money you've made and fuck off. You might think you're going to make more in the Senate?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Turnabout is fair play... grab 'em by the paycheck.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We've seen your burritos, you have little to no room to talk.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Attention must be paid.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Read below, the man was so crooked he had to be screwed into his pants, and the present idiot makes Nixon look like a lightweight by comparison.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
60sand70samerica.voices.wooster.edu/wp-content/u...
60sand70samerica.voices.wooster.edu
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They did tend to want to scare the snot out of us back then.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was initally Trilogy of Terror, I just know I slept with a light on for a few weeks.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Karen Black and that little Achi Achi doll scared the shit out of me when it first aired.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone else watched Night Gallery almost as much as I did.
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Left Behind and Glad of it @lefbehingladofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That is entirely uncalled for, and requires a response:
Damien's nanny from the Omen, at his birthday, saying that it's all for him, before hanging herself.
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