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Heeeeere's Johnny!

@leelze.bsky.social
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The best way for him to help the team was abandon playing the field, so how is putting him back on the field what's best for the team? How is he literally the only guy capable of learning 1st? This is the problem with not understanding how not every employee can be treated exactly the same.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Brock Holt might not have been given an opportunity to play then. Two completely different scenarios that aren't comparable. You're also intentionally ignoring their message to him about playing the field prior to Triston's injury which was it ain't happening ever this season.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I will become a Catholic and renounce all my priest jokes if that happens.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
You don't think they fucked up by lying to him all off-season about their intentions regarding him & 3rd base?
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Anyone paying attention the past few months should've already known this is what his answer was going to be. Hopefully we can move on from the "Devers to 1st" takes.
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 08/05/2025
Hey.
Jarren Duran looks into the Green Monster at Fenway Park from left field. He is wearing the Red Sox home white uniform.
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 08/05/2025
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I get not wanting to watch a movie, but at least educate yourself about the movie you're *trying* to talk crap about lol
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Just goes to show you that nobody involved wants it because they don't think it's a good idea. How many fielders do the Sox have in the organization? Why is it easy for Devers to become a competent 1B but impossible for anyone else?
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If the FO office wanted it, it'd happen. There's nothing that says the FO wants Devers in the field and Alex is going rogue. They've made it extra clear they don't want him anywhere but DH. Devers isn't great defensively, so if he could learn 1b, anyone else can.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I guess I'll be spending more time on here because Reddit thinks saying we should send Musk to Mars faster with a nuke strapped to his ass is a threat of violence because I forgot I have nukes in my basement. I'll let the NSA figure out if my house has a basement.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I desperately need the Red Sox to stop striking out every fuckin time.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Yeah, I figured something was up when the game finally came on and there was nothing from the booth. Good to know it wasn't just me.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
MLBTV brainfarted and got behind on the live NESN feed and I immediately get a notification about the Rays hitting a home run. This team is exhausting.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I've been to a handful of spring training games at the Yankee facility and the weather can be awful that early in the year. It's gonna be fuckin brutal at George Steinbrenner Field in the middle of summer.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I spent more hours than I care to admit playing this game as a kid.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Yeah, that guy is already dead. That's why they're refusing to do it and got that puppet from El Salvador to say he won't send him home.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It used to be easier to get thrown in Facebook jail. I'm actually having to put in effort to offend the algorithms.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This seems unfair.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I'm just happy he didn't let his foot off the gas and give up a bunch of runs when he got a comfortable lead.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This Red Sox game has turned into a joke. It's like playing The Show on rookie mode when you're already good at the game 😂
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Wilyer Abreu makes a PERFECT throw 💪
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
*taps the sign*
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This Red Sox lineup is gonna be scary this season.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
On repeat.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Wilyer Abreu for MVP
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Oh yeah, Devers is feeling it now!
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Watching the Sox game on MLB TV and the game went to commercial before the inning was over. MLB and/or ESPN doing an amazing job so far 🙄
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Oh, I didn't doubt it, but I absolutely lost my mind after Bregman sailed that throw to 2nd.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I'm so fucking upset with this game lol
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I can't watch the rest of this Red Sox game. What in the fuck is happening.
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Would it dong? @woulditdong.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Jarren Duran vs Cade Povich #DirtyWater Triple (1) 🏇💨 Exit velo: 100.1 mph Launch angle: 25 deg Proj. distance: 371 ft This would have been a home run at Wrigley Field and nowhere else BOS (2) @ BAL (4) 🔺 2nd
Jarren Duran of the Boston Red Sox triples (1) on a sharp fly ball to center fielder Cedric Mullins. Kristian Campbell scores. Romy Gonzalez scores at Oriole Park at Camden Yards. This would have been a home run in 1 MLB parks.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Wilyer Abreu for MVP.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I'm so mad at this situation I'm laughing 😂
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
That makes one of us 😞. Having to "watch" it via the Section 10 stream lol
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I guess I'll have to imagine this first inning since MLB has completely failed with their app.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Tbf how could MLB possibly know there'd be a high demand for MLB games on Opening Day??
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Yup. Just paid $150 for it and it won't work. I think I'll go back to pirating games next season.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Just found out my grandma is in the hospital and might not make it and I just rubbed my eye with enchilada sauce on my fingers. I'm so done with this year.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
It's North Carolina, but we've been all over the place with weather. I feel like I'm in Florida during spring training lol
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
It's 65 with thunderstorm warnings where I'm at, so we should already be a month+ into the season already.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Getting a severe thunderstorm watch alert in December is wild to me.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
100%. Buy stock in printer ink & paper because all these memes are being printed out & shown to the big guy during his late morning briefings.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
oh no poor Coyote 😔
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I won't be terribly surprised if the Sox don't actually spend money. I really think the "this is the year we spend money, we promise!" talk is just a remix from the prior year. I hate that this team has turned me into a negative Nancy about this shit.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Name a better duo than the Sox & fixing broken down pitchers.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Is it just me or is the fact that the Sox pitching pipeline isn't robust not a big deal? If they can churn out a decent amount of good to great position prospects, I fail to see why they can't use some of them to get good pitching.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Live look at me at work right now:
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