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Heeeeere's Johnny!

@leelze.bsky.social
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Follow for a bad time. Sox, kid!

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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Anyone paying attention the past few months should've already known this is what his answer was going to be. Hopefully we can move on from the "Devers to 1st" takes.
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 08/05/2025
Hey.
Jarren Duran looks into the Green Monster at Fenway Park from left field. He is wearing the Red Sox home white uniform.
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 08/05/2025
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I guess I'll be spending more time on here because Reddit thinks saying we should send Musk to Mars faster with a nuke strapped to his ass is a threat of violence because I forgot I have nukes in my basement. I'll let the NSA figure out if my house has a basement.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I desperately need the Red Sox to stop striking out every fuckin time.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
MLBTV brainfarted and got behind on the live NESN feed and I immediately get a notification about the Rays hitting a home run. This team is exhausting.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I've been to a handful of spring training games at the Yankee facility and the weather can be awful that early in the year. It's gonna be fuckin brutal at George Steinbrenner Field in the middle of summer.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I spent more hours than I care to admit playing this game as a kid.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It used to be easier to get thrown in Facebook jail. I'm actually having to put in effort to offend the algorithms.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This seems unfair.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This Red Sox game has turned into a joke. It's like playing The Show on rookie mode when you're already good at the game 😂
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Wilyer Abreu makes a PERFECT throw 💪
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
*taps the sign*
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This Red Sox lineup is gonna be scary this season.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
On repeat.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Wilyer Abreu for MVP
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Oh yeah, Devers is feeling it now!
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Watching the Sox game on MLB TV and the game went to commercial before the inning was over. MLB and/or ESPN doing an amazing job so far 🙄
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I can't watch the rest of this Red Sox game. What in the fuck is happening.
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Would it dong? @woulditdong.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Jarren Duran vs Cade Povich #DirtyWater Triple (1) 🏇💨 Exit velo: 100.1 mph Launch angle: 25 deg Proj. distance: 371 ft This would have been a home run at Wrigley Field and nowhere else BOS (2) @ BAL (4) 🔺 2nd
Jarren Duran of the Boston Red Sox triples (1) on a sharp fly ball to center fielder Cedric Mullins. Kristian Campbell scores. Romy Gonzalez scores at Oriole Park at Camden Yards. This would have been a home run in 1 MLB parks.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Wilyer Abreu for MVP.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I guess I'll have to imagine this first inning since MLB has completely failed with their app.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Just found out my grandma is in the hospital and might not make it and I just rubbed my eye with enchilada sauce on my fingers. I'm so done with this year.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Getting a severe thunderstorm watch alert in December is wild to me.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
oh no poor Coyote 😔
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Live look at me at work right now:
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The Red Sox fanbase is losing its god damned collective minds over these free agents. I hate to be the doomer, but there's zero reason to believe the Sox are serious about spending money until they actually spend the money.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I just finished watching The Departed, popped in a new disc to have something playing in the background, and my PS5 said "nope" and shutdown. Are the machines finally saying I watch too many movies?
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Is anyone really surprised the Sox didn't land Fried? They haven't proven they're willing to spend what it takes & I'm at the point where I don't think they'll ever prove it.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
There are way too many Christmas song covers that are just slowed down, breathy versions. Be original, you hacks.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Fucking why. I could re-learn how to throw a knuckleball & take league minimum. And the worst thing about me is I can be a whimsical drunk that talks a lot of shit.
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Mark Daniels @mark-daniels.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Jabrill Peppers no longer has a C on his jersey. Looks like he’s lost his captain status.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Why would someone create a Christmas card that's purely political? It's the biggest "I'm a loser" message to wrap your entire life around a mediocre guy who was only successful in life because his daddy carried him financially. It's fuckin pathetic.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Juan Soto this, Juan Soto that. I'm just pretending I don't see any of these reports & discussions because my heart can't take anymore of this.
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Mikal Lewis @mikal-el.com · 28/11/2024
27 man roster, but the 27th is only allowed to be a knuckleballer.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
New foster cat doesn't know what to think of Peter Cullen. First time she heard this clip, she ran away😂
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Clearly he's lying. Nobody enjoys living in Jersey.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Every time I open this app, this scene runs through my head
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Looks like @mlb.com official has arrived on BlueSky! This account will be begin to wind down - @beastmoderocco.com (account admin)
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I foster cats for the county animal shelter and this pretty little thing just got picked up by her new forever parents an hour ago. I'm a little sad for some reason, but that's the way it goes!
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Katie @katiemlb.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A big reason I like it over here is a lot the discussions really feel like chats. When I’m posting and people talk it feels like we’re just chatting about Juan Soto, not posting into a void. It’s not meant to be a debate stage.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I absolutely hate this period of the baseball off-season. It's the same articles/content across all sites & platforms because absolutely nothing newsworthy is happening but writers & content creators can't just not do their jobs.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It's disappointing, but not surprising, Sony hasn't learned a damned thing from the PS5 launch fiasco. 30th Anniversary consoles & accessories should only be first available to people who actively use PS products. Scalpers never should have a chance at this shit.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Some of y'all nasty mfers need to stop pissing on toilet seats and hydrate more.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Baseball needs more knuckleballers imo
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Jayhay (Baseball is Dead) @jayhaykid.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Reading about how “impressed” Juan Soto has been at various team meetings and trying to parse the quotes and leaks to figure out how those levels of impression rank relative to each other is what the hot stove has always been about. I hope he never signs and just meets forever.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This statement was immediately followed by John Henry's family asking FSG for proof of life.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This Lego Horizon Adventure is kinda hard when you're drunk.
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Heeeeere's Johnny! @leelze.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I'm shocked, SHOCKED that Section 10 was my most listened to podcast. Absolute dark horse pick!
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