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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 05/10/2026
has there ever been a video game title better than “genealogy of the holy war”
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a six panel comic of me sitting at a counter and thinking.

i think “someday i’ll write a comic that fixes things”

“something pithy and organic”

“that ends exactly when it should”

i then sit unmoving for three more panels.

END.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[54321] Unc got a bald head, John Fetterman
Walk in, get lit at a Democrat party
Get a bitch pregnant at a Republican Party
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 03/10/2026
lmao i just learned that if you bring two ppl who hate a play to the theater to see it together they’ll still get a lot of support points because they’ll bond over being haters
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Sadie, posting @sadieposting.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's Fabio Friday by the way
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 02/10/2026
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
It’s been like 24 hours and I still can’t read this paragraph without bursting into laughter
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 30/09/2026
i have become an utterly useless person since fire emblem came out. i go to work for 8 hours a day and then i come home and have to fight my desire to play 700 hours of fire emblem. and i often lose the fight
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 07/07/2023
99% of Earth’s population to experience ‘moment of brightness’
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 03/09/2026
That moment when you just are
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 30/09/2026
That awkward moment when my legions advance upon you in wedge formation shattering your defensive line
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glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When the poison heals the skeleton >>>
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
flug standing proudly "at age 4 i understand it all" they think. this is because its their birthday
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
it’s 2026 battle sex is pretty much value-neutral
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
dietrich fire emblem is basically like hisoka hunter x hunter if he was a less interesting character. But dietrich isn’t a pedophile and hisoka is so really what can you do
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
episode of Rick and Morty you could write if you were having a slow day at work
writing a Rick and Morty episode would be so easy

true as hell
BUUUUUUUURP
im rick!

Morty: Rick? Rick are you in there? Th-the garage is locked! Rick?
In the garage a giant bug is laying on the bed on its back
Rick: Fuuuuuck Morty. Morty I turned into a bug again. Fuck I was doing a bit Morty I was a travelling salesman. Have you ever read Metamorphosis Morty, I was gonna do a Metamorphosis bit but I’m stuck on my back now. Morty I’m a (burps) buug!! And I’m stuck on my back I’m doing a Kafka bit!
(Morty listens through the garage door and only hears scuttling and bug noises)

hahaha Morty fuck I can’t get up Morty!! I can’t get to the door!! You have to open the door I can’t get to the door because I’m on my back!!!
I’m some sort of monstrous vermin!! Don’t come in I’m gonna hide under the couch!! later in the episode they clear all the furniture out of the garage because he likes climbing on the walls and ceilings
Fuck I’m forgetting how to be human Morty!!!! I’m gonna be full time bug now!!! I was always plagued by the human exchanges that don’t ever become intimate and now I’m a bug!!!
That’s how easy it would be
I’m bug Rick!! (He turns to the camera) you guys remember that one. Like the pickle episode! We have fun here. We’ll be back folks don’t forget to tip your waitress!
Summer th-th-th-there’s a giant bug in the garage and I think it’s Rick! We have to go the bug planet Summer! It’s a Summer and Morty adventure! We’re gonna do a bug planet B plot!
See what I mean

slow work day
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
couldn’t stop laughing yesterday because my girlfriend was doing an impression of obi wan kenobi and saying “they all look the same anakin i know they’re clones but anakin they really are all the same guy”
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 17/01/2026
good morning! I’m moving a bit slow today but……………. I plan on having a good day anyway!
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
why the fuck does Cory Booker post all those Instagram reels
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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jaseiken me crazy @tunditur-unda.itch.io · 27/09/2026
this week's rpg experiment "The Master's House" - centers the beloved rpg trope of "boss that talks to you while you fight" - you can play in your browser (mobile-friendly) (windows dl available) - made in 12 or 15 hours - it is possible to get the definitive ending tunditur-unda.itch.io/rpg35
game screenshot. battle view. the player faces a young woman standing in the forest on a rainy night. the dialogue box reads: "i'm not the helpless little girl i was when you found me. it's time for you to accept that."
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 26/09/2026
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 25/09/2026
Who the hell was I talking about
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Lily Alexandre 🛰️ @lily-is.online · 25/09/2026
NOTE: huge fire friday absolutely does NOT displace 🐝 yourself friday
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i want you so
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 25/09/2026
Smoking weed and playing video games in Omelas. Having an awesome time pretty much guilt free. I don’t really keep up with current events
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 25/09/2026
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 22/09/2026
Sorry guys just decided. No posts till Friday this week. Just don’t feel like being on here. See you on Friday when the posts return
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 21/09/2026
today at work im having fire emblem effect the way that other people have tetris effect. cant stop thinking about how in bird time i need to do a somersault for noctula. I need to collect 30 thry fruit to send to my kingdom
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 20/09/2026
Unfortunately I actually do worry that the people at the cafe are mad at me for ordering at the cafe and unfortunately I know I’m right because I have had a job before
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 20/09/2026
in the world of fire emblem you can only do bird time once a week. But in real life world you can do bird time almost anywhen you want
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 20/09/2026
just got perfect bird time
perfect bird time fire emblem fortunes weave
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 19/09/2026
Looking good man you don’t look a day over whatever
Lenin’s corpse in the mausoleum one century after his death
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it might seem crazy what i'm about to say metal gear solid codec call
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 18/09/2026
Succession contest Kurapika has to have the most insane google calendar in all of human history.
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 18/09/2026
E251.1.2 Hand of vampire severed by cutting off hand of drawn figure.
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nora @cuntybun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
in an effort to be myself today i asked myself "what does nora want out of this morning" and i decided i am going to stop in for a bacon egg and cheese on the way to work. i dont even care if it makes me a little late. its 🐝 yourself Friday
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Kaylie 🏳️‍⚧️ @kaylio64.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 18/09/2026
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 18/08/2025
my only submission
ff8 exactly in the center of the gun sword wet dry chart
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 18/09/2026
fortunes weave will be the final fantasy viii of fire emblem. Just wait and you’ll understand
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 17/09/2026
so called puppygirls when it’s time to drink water from the toilet for no reason
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 17/09/2026
went to the skate park and landed my tricks and made a new friend today #Hopium #WereAllGonnaMakeIr
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 16/09/2026
(27 years old) Sorry can’t man I’m busy playing video games and skateboarding and eating candy
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my favorite Harry Dean Stanton quote
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 16/09/2026
Just had a dream that I was at a table with a group of boys I knew in high school who weren’t quite my friends because they all thought I was weird and autistic. Woke up just now and thought “holy fuck I’m a girl”
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Kaneoya Sachiko @kaneoyasachiko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 15/09/2026
we need to invent smellovision but for the feeling of putting your fingers in something weird
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