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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱

@leaujacques.bsky.social
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All I want is a good bit of fun. Hell…Don't follow me! I've been going in circles for HOURS.

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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here is my book that comes out next week! Starring Sophie is a Christmas book, yes, but it's also about being brave enough to take over a show that just isn't Dazzling in the way you think it should be... and isn't that a lesson we all need, every day?
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Merci mille!
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jizz-filled candle melds teal beans.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Parkour Posey!”
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, I mean, Garfield won once before, so…
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through raccoon protocol than for a rich man to enter Funky Town.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m not great with math, but, even with a meager annual 3% increase over those 17 years, it ought to at least be almost $12 an hour, right? 7.25×(1+0.03)^17 …is that correct?
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I cast… Zone of Truth!
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Absolute tour de force.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I once dreamed of an indoor D&D themed water park and woke up just after everyone began singing “Dragonslayer Waterside, we are waiting in a line for you!”
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seems like I’ve been in a letting-go cycle for a few years, now. My free time has been increasingly limited, of late, so I’ve had to clear space to allow time for what I want to work on. I’ve been surprised by what has become important to me for now. Even some deeply important things are on hiatus.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As a youngster, when Clue was released, I hadn’t any experience with stage murder mysteries, so I struggled with the high camp nature of it. After having done a few, myself, it makes so much sense. Go see local theatre, folks!
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh FFS!
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Perhaps the saddest thing to trigger my childhood memories of two years spent in Soddy-Daisy, Tennessee. Skiing in Gatlinburg, wandering through Pigeon Forge, exploring Lookout Mountain and Ruby Falls, roller rink Saturdays and the East Ridge mall. And ever present was the music of Dolly Parton.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh. My heart.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’ve been pretty fortunate to see a good bit of the United States via road trips and relatives. whereidlive.com/t/us-states-...
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You really discover how content you actually are with your mundane life in those moments, huh?
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Umm… I was about 50, too. It was leftover Halloween candy. I felt stupid, more than anything.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Halfway through enjoying, it popped off the stick and lodged in my throat. I instinctively tried to swallow and it blocked my airway. Tried to stay calm and self-Heimlich, without success. I crawled out the front door, so I wouldn’t die inside, unnoticed. Fortunately, sugar melts and it dislodged.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“I’m a sucker.” (A caramel apple pop, specifically.)
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A little early for Christmas content, no?
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Al Gore rhythm is gonna get you. Tonight.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Shark Week is here everybody! Post a Shark!
The Mystery Shark
(A shark that looks a bit like Stan Pines)
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Samurai Frog
Kermit the frog with a lion’s head over his shoulder.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This really only works if you leave the hardest stuff for last, like that horse drawing with the fantastic ass.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I mean, if my friend blew out an aorta, I’d probably resist the urge to tell the world, “Man, he sure loved fried chicken!”
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
By “cannot accept” you surely mean “will prosecute”, right? Right???
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sexy Watto’s warming up
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Run the equation again, but this time, the observer must expect the answer will be correct.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Anyone know how long a packet of stage blood remains fresh? Asking for a “friend”.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh, and you think YOU’RE disappointed?
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sweet Betsy Ross, it only takes one cut make a star.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You fixed it, butt good!
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Nat Gertler, only mildly scarier @nat.gertler.com · 02/07/2026
I thought Wolverine learned to dance from his brother, Benverine.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m now officially old, and I know I’m binging shows I used to watch with my parents, when I was young. Part childhood reflection, part comfort, I guess.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Up With Person.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What if we kissed at the state fair?
Blue sky over a vast, green lawn.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
At least it’s not an arm and a leg.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bjorns in bikinis Carols with surfboards
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This is why you can’t afford a house. This is why you can’t afford food. This is why you can’t afford gas. This is why you can’t afford to travel.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If he gets to know MY WIFE!!!
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Fourteen days ‘till Summerween, Summerween, Summerween, Fourteen days ‘till Summerween, Silver Shmebulock
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 70s - Close Encounters of the Third Kind 80s - Raiders of the Lost Ark 90s - Shakespeare in Love 00s - Hot Fuzz 10s - Easy A 20s - Everything Everywhere All at Once
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
a la izquierda, a la izquierda
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
According to this flight’s captain, it’s only mostly sunny in Philadelphia.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Horschack, baby!
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Kentucky Derby Permits-a no mules
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What, no bless you’s for Up With People?
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