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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱

@leaujacques.bsky.social
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All I want is a good bit of fun. Hell…Don't follow me! I've been going in circles for HOURS.

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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here is my book that comes out next week! Starring Sophie is a Christmas book, yes, but it's also about being brave enough to take over a show that just isn't Dazzling in the way you think it should be... and isn't that a lesson we all need, every day?
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Parkour Posey!”
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through raccoon protocol than for a rich man to enter Funky Town.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seems like I’ve been in a letting-go cycle for a few years, now. My free time has been increasingly limited, of late, so I’ve had to clear space to allow time for what I want to work on. I’ve been surprised by what has become important to me for now. Even some deeply important things are on hiatus.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh FFS!
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Perhaps the saddest thing to trigger my childhood memories of two years spent in Soddy-Daisy, Tennessee. Skiing in Gatlinburg, wandering through Pigeon Forge, exploring Lookout Mountain and Ruby Falls, roller rink Saturdays and the East Ridge mall. And ever present was the music of Dolly Parton.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh. My heart.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’ve been pretty fortunate to see a good bit of the United States via road trips and relatives. whereidlive.com/t/us-states-...
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Al Gore rhythm is gonna get you. Tonight.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Shark Week is here everybody! Post a Shark!
The Mystery Shark
(A shark that looks a bit like Stan Pines)
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Samurai Frog
Kermit the frog with a lion’s head over his shoulder.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I mean, if my friend blew out an aorta, I’d probably resist the urge to tell the world, “Man, he sure loved fried chicken!”
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sexy Watto’s warming up
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Run the equation again, but this time, the observer must expect the answer will be correct.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Anyone know how long a packet of stage blood remains fresh? Asking for a “friend”.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh, and you think YOU’RE disappointed?
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sweet Betsy Ross, it only takes one cut make a star.
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Nat Gertler, only mildly scarier @nat.gertler.com · 02/07/2026
I thought Wolverine learned to dance from his brother, Benverine.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Up With Person.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What if we kissed at the state fair?
Blue sky over a vast, green lawn.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This is why you can’t afford a house. This is why you can’t afford food. This is why you can’t afford gas. This is why you can’t afford to travel.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Fourteen days ‘till Summerween, Summerween, Summerween, Fourteen days ‘till Summerween, Silver Shmebulock
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 70s - Close Encounters of the Third Kind 80s - Raiders of the Lost Ark 90s - Shakespeare in Love 00s - Hot Fuzz 10s - Easy A 20s - Everything Everywhere All at Once
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
According to this flight’s captain, it’s only mostly sunny in Philadelphia.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
IDK if I would want to invite the Vatican to actively want to take me down. I visited the Sistine Chapel, and when the guy called out, “SILENZIO”, I shut my trap.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ah, so it was a different Time Lord.
News Post:

Los Angeles Gimes
"Ketamine Queen"
sentenced to 15 years in prison for selling drugs that killed 'Friends' star
Matthew Perry
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
More Easter movie choices: - Singin’ in the Rain, because April showers - Alien, because lots of eggs
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Close Encounters of the Third Kind is an Easter movie.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Guys… the meteors …guys?
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’m pretty sure the twins in the Xfinity office basketball season commercial are Justin Kerprank.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’m going back to sleep.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Watching ToS Star Trek episode where the head of a ship’s guest is turned by a female crew member, in the hallway. As she passes, sexy brass music plays. Is that just normal on the ship, as ladies walk about? Sultry, stripper tunes following them around. “Wah WAH wah WAHHHH... hot mama alert!” 🚨
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Look at that! My new book "Starring Sophie" is up for preorder on Amazon! Coming Oct 6, meet the little ballerina who dreams of becoming The Rat King!
The cover for "Starring Sophie" by Ashley Quach: Sophie poses in a spotlight as red curtains dance around her. Her frazzled teacher and a bedraggled Nutcracker dancer rush in from the wings. The title is in gold lettering overhead.My mom texts me at 5am to tell me my book is online.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Oh! I almost forgot today was my Friday.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Show me your Uber driver
Tongue in cheek drawing of Storm and Kraven à la Fozzie and Kermit’s ‘Movin’ Right Along’ car song scene from The Muppet Movie.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
advertise your account with a gif
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I like to watch a Star Trek pretty much every night. Just finished making my way through Enterprise again, last night. I like it better each time. Too bad it got shafted and then given such a Newhart-esque ending. “By the way, he’s about to die. It’s kinda sad he doesn’t know it.”
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Ahhh…that explains why someone liked my Sexy Watto drawing over on Tumblr, seemingly out of the blue, tonight.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I’m sensing a theme! #ArtABCs B is for Beloved. Share your art of anything starting with B! No AI, Yes alt text, CW as needed
An illustration of a Photo Booth snapshot of Aziraphale & Crowley.  Someone has drawn horns and a mustache on Aziraphale and cat ears, whiskers and a heart nose on Crowley, using what looks to be pink lip liner…but who? There’s also a flaming sword, piercing a bleeding heart, just above Aziraphale’s head, a sun, wearing cool sunglasses, above Crowley, and a skull & crossbones just between the two. Across the bottom, in the same pink liner, “Beloved” is written in cursive text.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
My life might not be memorable or influential to others, but when my time has reached its end, I hope more people will want to say they were happy to have known me than not.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
For the Honmoon!
Screenshot of the Merriam-Webster account’s Your 2026 Word post. My word ended up being ’golden’.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free. consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Be sure to add “artist, forced to perform, sued for lackluster presentation” to your 2026 bingo card.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I very quietly ate dinner across from Polly Draper, Grant Shaud, Tony Roberts, Mary-Louise Parker and Debra Messing. I was at a table for one, celebrating acing a final exam. They were currently performing in Four Dogs and a Bone. There was only a pair of awkwardly empty chairs between Polly and me.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Ruin two bands by combining them: The Allman Joy Division Brothers Band
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Been spending the day, watching city holiday lights walkthrough videos…Paris, London, New York, Dublin, Florence, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, etc… If the video has an AI generated image, on the menu, I’m assuming it is garbage. Automatic skip.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Now I want applesauce.
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☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱 @leaujacques.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Hey, Sebastian the Crab, remind me, who was your favorite tennis player? 🦀 ANDRE AGASSI!
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