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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 11h
They’re right!!!
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 15h
Babe I have a truck
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 16h
Out is more the issue lmao
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 17h
I don't think they're high but they're not zero!!
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 17h
Our front porch is now gone. New one to be built starting tomorrow. What are the odds I try to walk out the front door before there is a porch
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 17h
No the whale just respects me too much. You don’t eat your bro
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 17h
Idk it seems pretty easy to not get swallowed by a whale. Skill issue
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 18h
I can come over and toot at you if you want
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 18h
It's one I exclusively watched on broadcast tv at midnight on weekends
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 18h
I'm a cube 2: hypercube man myself
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 19h
I got a can of nitro cold brew from a roaster I like and trust, and it breaks my heart to announce that it was balls nasty
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 19h
You just don't get men
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 20h
Jesus benched 300 and then told me "don't worry big dog I know you can do more"
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Alberta Community Bat Program/Western Bat Program 🦇 @albertabats.bsky.social · 20h
Bat Fact! 🦇 Big Brown Bats love beetles, including agricultural pests. One study estimated that a colony of 150 could eat about 600,000 cucumber beetles in a season. That’s a lot of free pest control! Whitaker 1995
Close-up photo of a Big Brown Bat in flight with one dark wing extended toward the camera. The bat has golden-brown fur, dark ears and muzzle, and its mouth is open, showing its small teeth. White text reads: “A farmer’s friend. Big Brown Bats love beetles.” Alberta Community Bat Program logo at bottom right. Photo: Cory Olson.
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 20h
You can also buy his nudes (no frontal) at bottass.com. My beautiful son Valtteri does it all
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BOTTASS
BOTTASS X Save The Rhino Campaign
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 20h
Oh that's nice :)
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 20h
Purchasing this should not be allowed without some kind of mandatory notice sent to dating apps.
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 20h
My beautiful loud sons
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 20h
The arc of the universe is slow but it bends toward Stelly :)
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 21h
Last night I accidentally bounced a puck off my stick into our opponents' bench, HARD. Hit a guy in the mouth. I was mortified and checked on him, and he assured me he was okay. Lined up for a faceoff, I hear him tell his teammates, "I've got pillows for lips now boys! We need to do lots of kisses"
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 21h
Hummus
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 21h
The Wii truly was the multigenerational console
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 21h
The funny thing about looking at listings for pro stock hockey gloves is realizing how many nhl players have tiny baby boy hands
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 21h
Sorry, sorry, I like Don Cab okay but sometimes math rock sounds like three different cars tuned to different stations with their doors open in an underground parking garage, but it's okay because the most normal men in the world are here to explain how time can be fun to you.
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 21h
What a time to be alive
An Instagram ad for an iOS game called The Godfather Game. Come join the family! Grow your empire! Etc! Lots of little marlons Brando
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 22h
Take care! Reach out to me on IG if you need anything from me, I'm always here for you!
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 22h
I cannot believe getting laid off was a psyop to get us to support your new comic
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 23h
They’re not even twinks anymore
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This mf gets it
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The classic ingredient in the recipe was a bottle of port, reduced, but I ain’t doing (or spending) all that lmao
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I spent the day braising some short ribs in red wine, finished with a bit of pomegranate molasses in the final reduction
A plate with short ribs, sauce, mashed potatoes and roasted broccoli
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What’s a fully alive man doing in my walls?
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey @tomlommel.com
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The brewers are basically the Minnesota twins
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First nfl jersey I ever bought was a Ken retro seahawks
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sam Darnold is tired of JSN showing him up and he’s decided to take matters into his own hands
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I honestly, genuinely can’t wait for you to see
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evil Queens hate this One Simple Trick
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmao this Seahawks/Chargers game is DOGSHIT
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Driving home with my Crunchwrap, baja blast and a nice 2024 South African Syrah for braised short ribs
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah beans
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How much can I embezzle
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh man that sounds great
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This morning I imagined a late night TV commercial for a compilation CD called "Wife Sounds"
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well he did
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy anniversary! We had our dinner tonight too!
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’re out for our own fancy anniversary dinner! Happy anniversary to you and L from me and @jacezilla.bsky.social
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah flying burrito brothers
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was basically “you can tell he hasn’t learned about consent because he didn’t tell everyone about it all the time and did a public-facing career,” with a HEAVY implication that not telling the audience is the same as rape
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