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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Impromptu card reading with my Tim Hortons hockey cards (third was Roman Josi). I assume this bodes well for my game tonight
Two Tim Hortons hockey cards on a desk. Left is Mikko Rantanen. Right is Erik Karlsson celebrating a goal A mikko rantanen pro stock hockey glove
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We’re very different men
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Krusty the Klown gestures angrily, smoking. "What the hell was that?"
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As so foretold
Hellboy angrily points up and away. "Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons." He is holding a bottle of rum conveniently labeled as such.
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'll state it though
This is not to overtly state that Yankees fans lack some fundamental humanity that is present in most other people, or to assert that their brains are not fully developed.
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bigger Wiill
Thomas Riker, disheveled
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nevermind, I know your sick twisted mind
A pair of John Klingberg Warrior Covert pro stock hockey gloves from his time on the Toronto Maple Leafs. Royal blue body with white cuff guard and blue WARRIOR text. But this is burying the lede: these have the most absurd shot blockers I've ever seen in my life. It's like giant armor plates extending over the first knuckle of the fingers. It looks like some knight or mega man shit. I can't even find pictures of Klingberg wearing these! Are they from practices? I can't find them in any practice photos either. These would be insane to wear. I kind of need them.
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A fully honest one would have included Ryan Adams' "Heartbreaker" but honestly fuck that guy. The only reason Full Moon Fever didn't make the list is because for the first 20 years of my life I primarily listened to those songs in small snippets over the speaker at AAA baseball games
my9albums:
-Radiohead, Kid A
-Wilco, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
-Lucinda Williams, Car Wheels on a Gravel Road
-Kathleen Edwards, Failer
-Big Star, #1 record
-J Dilla, Donuts
-Mariah Carey, Daydream
-Oasis, (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
-Alanis Morissette, Jagged Little Pill
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mario dunking on Camelo Anthony in NBA Street 2005
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a time to be alive
An Instagram ad for an iOS game called The Godfather Game. Come join the family! Grow your empire! Etc! Lots of little marlons Brando
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I spent the day braising some short ribs in red wine, finished with a bit of pomegranate molasses in the final reduction
A plate with short ribs, sauce, mashed potatoes and roasted broccoli
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lionel Hutz is on the phone and he says “Hello, David? I’m really tempted”
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Toby, snoopy and Frankie
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got a new rugby shirt and ponied up for one from a heritage maker (Barbarian) and it is wonderful
A man in a burgundy and navy rugby shirt, wearing aviator glasses and a beige cap with snoopy riding a Zamboni
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I’d known I’d have got you one of these when I saw it!
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Currently snuggling my own one-eared former street cat. They’re so perfect!!
A black and white tuxedo cat with one ear sticks out her tongue at her father
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hans Moleman was saying Boo-urns
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Homer Simpson sits at his home workstation. He says, "I think I'll order a TAB"
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here are Toby. Snoopy and Frank! Happy birthday!
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Workin on my night cheese
Slabs of halloumi on a griddle on a grill. They are brown and chispy
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the Board refers to Jesse as “final boss” in like the first 5min of the game
Kombucha girl is intrigued
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Decanted the kimchi to some smaller jars for the fridge ferment
Two jars of kimchi on the counter. One is 1/3 full, the other is 3/4 full. Too much for one jar, barely, and believe me I tried. It was messy. Under the screw caps are silicon lids with air release valves that look like baby bottle nipples
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty good
Bulgogi burrito with kimchi fried rice, cheese and tomato
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FRANK JUST JUMPED UP ON THE TV CONSOLE AND DID A PERFECT BACKFLIP
A small tabby cat sits on a tv console in front of a tv playing Conan O’Brien Must Go
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Curse to the games workshop sculptor who thought up tactical rocks
Close up of a plastic custodes venatari, perched on a rocky outcrop Six custodes venatari perched on different rocks and ruins. Come on now
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Made tomato water and then a tomato water martini. Thank u @lizcookkc.bsky.social defector.com/turn-your-bu...
A coupe glass with a martini in it. Very cold. Two cherry tomatoes as garnish
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got the kimchi in the crock
A dark green and brown ceramic fermentation crock filled with raw kimchi The crock of kimchi, topped with Saran Wrap and a fermentation weight
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The garden didn’t produce a lot of peppers this year after a really cool and dreary June-July, so it’ll just be a small batch of fermented hot sauce, but hopefully a tasty one! Added garlic and watermelon rinds for extra flavour
A small 500ml mason jar filled with green hot peppers, chopped garlic, chunked watermelon rind and a salt brine. Topped with cheesecloth.
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Okay I got a brain worm and you have to PROMISE not to get mad at me
A very old Penny Arcade strip. Tycho injects himself with something and says "WOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! I'm transing the cube!"
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sadly uninstalling Pentiment because the director lives a life without whimsy
Josh Sawyer quote posting the Street Fighter movie novelty popcorn bucket and saying "I'm gonna be real with you: I hate the trend of goofy movie popcorn buckets. Not taking feedback on this. Please stop."
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(My current rotation)
A bunch of knives on a wall-mounted magnetic block
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes sir, got that garden carrot picture. Nice and Akira-esque, just like you wanted
A giant garden carrot with a bunch of ends gnarling and twisting out of it.
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I made part crunchwrap, part bahn mi
A Crunchwrap with bahn mi stuff inside (seasoned meat, hoisin, fried rice paper, pickled carrots, cucumber, scallions, sriracha mayo)
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Turns out my hockey league has a stats tracking app. And yeah, I’m pretty cool
Teacher’s pet. Earned for a season of perfect attendance with your primary team
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Logging on to a work Teams call
Kyle Maclachlan in Dune (1984), playing Paul Atreides. Muad'Dib wears a stillsuit with a nose plug in. He is ready to talk about deliverables with the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ray Smuckles is flying Airwolf. He says to Teodor, on the phone, “I have Airwolf. This is not code language. I am flying Airwolf because I own Airwolf.
Nothing else I could say would make more sense given what l own and what I am doing at this moment.”
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Two bricks. One has fallen
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some other fun Lando helmets: -hand-painted porcelain design done by Herend for the 2024 Hungarian GP -hand-painted by Agnieszka Weinand Aga for the 2019 Japanese GP -Werner Bronkhorst for Lando's 150th GP in 2025
A white race helmet with hand-painted blue floral, bird and butterfly designsrear view of a hand-painted race helmet with yellow/orange/red waves and sun, and blue criss-cross designs with small flowersLando Norris weears a black and green race helmet. Hand-painted with extreme paint texture of big paint strokes
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm a big fan of Lando's normal helmet design, and I appreciate that Fernandez's design keeps the boldness but serves it in a very different way
Lando Norris' 2026 helmet (specifically, a 1:2 scale replica) with neon highlighter yellow base colour and black swirly lines through it.
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lando's helmet for the Spanish GP kicks unbelievable ass. Be Fernandez killed it.
A woman's hand holds a multicolored helmet in a side view.a top 3/4 view of the helmet, showing more coloursThe artist, Be Fernandez, a woman in a floral top, dark jeans, white glasses and a red Paris, Texas hat, poses with the helmet on her shoulder
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
damn bruv you live like this?

with a shutterstock man holding some small union jack flags
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's Wallace Shawn Wednesday!
Grand Nagus Zek is caressed by Ishka (both are Ferengi)
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When Pokopia gets DLC
Smithers points over Lisa’s head

BUT SHE'S GOT A NEW HAT I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Folks we got a 🚨HUNGRY BOY ALERT🚨
A tiny tabby kitten eats a lot of food on a sofa console
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't like Star Trek because I like its unimpeachable track record! I like it because I wanna see where it takes me
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A large Maine coon tabby lays on the floor inviting a kitten (above) to play on him. The kitten looks like a tiny version of the big guyThe large Maine coon tabby sits on top of a cat tree. A tiny kitten blurs as he jumps up in the air to get to the bigger cat
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Speaking of akira…
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do it
Ken dryden’s The Game
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Figured it was time I read this
Ken Dryden’s The Game on my lap. My dawgs are out
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