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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️

@leah.teague.bio
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Genetics, synthetic biology, pedagogy, big data. teague.bio. Looking for a SLAC job. Wrote cytoflow.github.io. 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her.

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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 16/09/2026
Some art arrived from England today. I am having trouble putting into words how it makes me feel, but I saw it and knew I had to have it.
A linoprint of a punk woman holding a vial of estadiol. The title is DIY OR DIE, and the subtitle reads "This will save your life"
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 05/06/2026
Like this.
A clear-sided luggage stuffed full of HEB tortillas.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 31/05/2026
I walked by this Minneapolis church today and it sparked a memory. A few years ago I went with a friend to see @assignedmale.bsky.social speak about THE TRANS AGENDA (ie, "a normal lifespan") at this church. I bought a book, and when I went up to ask her to inscribe it I was TOTALLY TONGUE TIED. 1/
A photo of a grey stone church with a sign that reads "SpringHouse Ministry Center."
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 30/05/2026
A drawing of a large syringe with the text HEY GIRL ... GET TO THE POINT. In the corner, a girl wearing bunny ears and glasses has her hands up, smiling, with a text bubble that reads "Time to stab myself!"
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 19/05/2026
Ack the GENDER UNICORN. This fella.
A purple unicorn with different "sliders" for gender identity, gender expression, sex assigned at birth, physical and emotional attraction.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 14/05/2026
Cooper says hi!
A brown dog lying on some mulch. His eyes are closed and he is grinning, his tongue out.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 07/05/2026
A screenshot of a desk with the text "The most sensitive Bean there is "
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 16/04/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pretty: He is .... the most INTERESTING DOG IN THE WORLD.
A brown dog has one of his front legs on the back of a couch. He is sitting up and looking at you. He looks like he is about to order a very sophisticated drink at a bar, perhaps a Manhattan or a brandy old fashioned.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 19/03/2026
/lolsob
A screenshot of a Google search for "invislble knapsack." The AI overview describes white privilege as "an unearned, weightless, often invisible 'knapsack' of special provisions -- such as maps, passports, and tools"
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 18/03/2026
Also here's mine
A small brown dog has his elbow up on the couch in the "most interesting man in world" position. He is looking at you with interest.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 28/02/2026
Emergency puppy picture
A small brown dog lays in some green vegetation. He is smiling up at you.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 24/02/2026
My lil guy LOVES this thing.
A small brown dog with his paws wrapped around a stuffed "croissant" toy that's almost as big as he is.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 20/02/2026
Okay, I just finished Chilling Effect by @valerievaldes.bsky.social and I gotta burble about it for a moment. Swashbuckling space piracy? Yes. Will they/won't they romance? Found family? Yes. Psychic cats? Yes. 1/
The book cover of Chilling Effect. A woman in a spacesuit dives through a portal after a small box. There are also cats in space helmets.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 31/01/2026
Saturday mood.
A brown dog curled up on the couch, nose to tail, asleep.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 05/01/2026
I can't doom scroll any more, so here's Cooper living his very best life.
A small brown dog wearing a teal vest. He is covered in mud. His tongue is hanging out the side of his mouth.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 24/10/2025
COOPER SAYS HI AND HAPPY FRIDAY
A photo of a light brown dog looking down at you.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 13/10/2025
PUPPY BREAK
A small caramel colored dog with floppy ears looks up at you. He is wearing a black harness. His pink tongue is out, his expression one of good-natured interest.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 03/10/2025
A tweet by Josh RR Jokien, reading: "I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "lmao" said Gandalf, "well it has."
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 27/09/2025
Cooper is a very good boy and promises he is NOT a freak (until the zoomies start, then all bets are off)
A small brown dog sitting and looking at you expectantly.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 23/09/2025
UGH TODAY WAS ONE OF THOSE DAYS. Fortunately, I have an iron-clad excuse for leaving early!
A small tan puppy is sleeping on the floor with his head against the base of a lamp. There's no way this position is comfortable but who am I to judge.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 07/09/2025
Me toooooo. At least my company is cute.
A small brown dog having a nap on the floor. His head is against a lamp base. It is unclear how this could be comfortable but he has a perfectly good dog bed three feet away so this must somehow be preferable.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 05/09/2025
You said "brown bread" and I immediately thought of The Great Dane in Madison, whose brown bread is MAGICAL. You didn't mention veggies, and this is on cheese bread instead, but it still sounds really good and I'm sure it would work on pumpernickel too.
A cropped picture of a menu that reads "SMOKED ROAST BEEF SANDWICH. House-smoked roast beef, gruyere cheese, Stella's spicy cheese bun, garlic-braised spinach, grilled onion, horseradish sauce."
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 05/09/2025
Cooper wishes Rupert a happy gotcha day!
A small brown dog lies on a bed. He is looking up at you lazily.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 28/08/2025
Paging @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social
A screenshot from the San Antonio Current, showing Robert F Kennedy Jr and Greg Abbott at a press conference. The headline reads "RFK Jr plays fast and lose with autism statistics during rambling press conference with Texas governor." The post text reads "Kennedy, who arrived 30 minutes late, said today's youth suffer from obvious 'mitochondrial deficiencies.'"
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 22/08/2025
I didn't cheat I swear he's just RIDICULOUSLY photogenic
A smol puppy dog is looking up at you. He is lying on a dog bed because being a puppy is exhausting. His coat is a light red sable
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 08/08/2025
Maybe I would write more if I had a judgemental orange cat. Unfortunately, this grumpy old man passed out of my life back in 2016.
A bust portrait of a dusty orange and white cat. He is scowling.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 05/08/2025
Please accept this cat. He was purring as I took this.
A close up of a tabby cat, leaning against a blue-jeans-clad leg and staring at you. His eyes are half-closed.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 02/08/2025
I will take this advice to heart! I did have a friend give me a very deep blue lip color and having tried it on, decided that I was in for a pound...
A mirror selfie of a masc person with dark purple lipstick, black eyeshadow and light red hair dye. They are scowling.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 24/07/2025
There is a lot of darkness on the skyline today. Here, have a cat.
A close up picture of a tabby cat, fast asleep on a blue-green couch.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 01/07/2025
Thunder the Cat is sound, sound asleep.
A small tabby cat, lying on her side, fast asleep. Her front paws are crossed.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 25/06/2025
Even Greg Abbott knows which way the wind is blowing...
A screenshot of the Texas Tribune website, with an article titled "Gov Greg Abbott vetoes THC ban, calls for regulation instead"
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 31/05/2025
This parasite in particular.
The cover of the book The Host by Stephanie Meyers. A very close-up picture of a nose and an eye. The eye has fairly distinct eyeliner, and the border between the iris and pupil is a glowing ring.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 27/05/2025
The cats are coming in well this year.
A small mackerel tabby cat curled into a circle in a flower pot.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 30/04/2025
LET'S F***ING GOOOOO
A bottle with a blue cap labeled "estradiol valerate, injection USP." Propped against it is a heart-shaped ear stud with yellow, white, purple and black stripes -- the non-binary pride flag.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 31/03/2025
Happy #TransDayOfVisibility, y'all. I'll be honest -- being a trans person in Texas is kind of scary right now. And also ... it feels important to be visible for my trans, queer and gender expansive students. Existence is resistance. Things get better, but only if we make them better.
A selfie of Brian, a white fairly masc human, holding a trans pride flag. They are standing in front of a bench of laboratory equipment.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 11/03/2025
Via mastodon.online/@nikitonsky/..., replace semantic versioning with pride versioning.
In large text, "2.7.123". The 2 is annotated "Proud version - bump when you are proud of the release." The 7 is annotated "Default version - just normal or okay releases." The 123 is annotated "Shame version - bump when fixing things to embarrassing to admit."
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 25/02/2025
SO EXCITED FOR @thomsanger.bsky.social 'S SEMINAR
A photo of a projected slide. The title is "The Science of Sexual Diversity: Cutting Through The Noise". To the right is a grid of photos of animals.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 04/02/2025
The colleague who shares my lab space has a copy! Right next to this one, which maybe you might also find useful?
A picture of the front cover of a book. The tile is PRACTICAL STREPTOMYCES GENETICS, and the authors are T KIESER, MJ BIBB, MJ BRUTTNER, KF CHATER and DA HOPWOOD
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 25/01/2025
A small mackerel tabby cat snoozing in the sunshine. She does not know anything about politics and is an example for us all.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 13/01/2025
This cute mackerel tabby has been hanging around my porch -- today she took a sunny snooze.
A small brown and black tabby cat curled up in the sunshine on a slate porch. Her eyes are closed.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 25/11/2024
(Currently pup-sitting, which is why I have a container in my fridge.)
A brown dog stares soulfully up at you. She has one ear up and one flopped over.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 25/11/2024
My friend adds a wet topper kind of like a gravy. This is the one she uses:
A blue-and-white pouch of Come-pooch-a. A black and white collie puppy with its tongue out is featured on the front.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 16/11/2024
My submission for #FluorescenceFriday. Just goofing around with the confocal microscope. Three yeast strains, each expressing a different constitutive florescent protein, in a quick-and-dirty wet mount.
A field of circular red, green and blue blobs on a black background. Each blob is a yeast cell. They vary in brightness.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 04/11/2024
Selfie of Brian, an androgenous human with long brown hair. Their finger nails are painted the colors of the trans pride flag. They are holding a white sheet of paper with printed black text that reads THINK ABOUT THE MOST VULNERABLE PERSON YOU KNOW AND VOTE IN THEIR BEST INTERESTS.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 08/10/2024
Ella is ready for a walk. It's good for your anxiety!
A small brown dog with a curled tail looks up at you enquiringly. She has a blue leash with the loop around her snout. She would like a walk yes she would.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 02/10/2024
My contribution to tonight's festivities. Like a chicken pot pie but with tater tots. It was pretty good!
A 9x13 glass casserole dish with crispy browned tater tots floating on molten cheese. A few veggies are peeking through from under them.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 19/09/2024
My mom's adoptee threw herself at us when we were out for a walk one sunny Christmas Eve. Best Christmas present ever.
A small black dog looks up at you expectantly. She has a blue leash whose handle is looped around her nose, as if she is offering it to you.
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 22/08/2024
HOW IS THAT RELEVANT, MAGGIE? If my mom was up there I'd be a shouting blubbering mess too!
A screenshot from the New York Times' "analysis" of tonight's DNC convention, where Maggie Haberman notes in response to video of Tim Walz' son's excitement that "Walz and his wife have been open about their son being neurodivergent."
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Leah Teague 🏳️‍⚧️ @leah.teague.bio · 17/06/2024
why are you LGBTQ+, correct answers only People kept reading me as "gay." It took me three decades to understand why.
A picture of "the gender unicorn" -- a purple hand-drawn unicorn with a rainbow in a thought bubble, red and orange colored hearts on their chest, and a DNA molecule on their pelvis. Transcription: to learn more go to www.transstudent.org/gender / Design by Landyn Pan and Anna Moore
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