leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 1hWHY IS "MARS ATTACKS!" JUST HAPPENING LIVE ON ALL THE NEWS STATIONS AND NOBODY IS SAYING ANYTHING OR ASKING ANY QUESTIONS !??!?!static.klipy.comMars Attacks Alien WomanALT: Mars Attacks Alien Woman 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 7h🔄 🔪youtube.comTwist The Knife - Chromatics (Unofficial Video)YouTube video by Christopher Rowe 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 8h🥁youtube.comBETWEEN FRIENDS - DJ (official music video)YouTube video by BETWEEN FRIENDS 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 8h🤗youtube.comBETWEEN FRIENDS - affection (Official Video)YouTube video by BETWEEN FRIENDS 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 8h💬 🎸🎸 💬youtube.comMy New Band Believe - One Night (Official Music Video)YouTube video by My New Band Believe 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 23hstatic.klipy.comRon Swanson Says DammitALT: Ron Swanson Says Dammit 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026☕️🚫❄️youtube.comMegan Thee Stallion - Is You Cool? - Tina Tuesday FreestyleYouTube video by Megan Thee Stallion 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026under advise of counsel, i would like to clarify that october 15th is not actually 2 weeks from this thursday. all other details in my statements were factual and accurate, to the best of my understanding. 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026YouSensefallWhaleFighterCanStreetSensibilityEverythingstatic.klipy.comAmadeus MozartALT: Amadeus Mozart 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 05/10/20262 weeks from this thursday, all four of these movies come out on the same weekend: - Sense and Sensibility (2026) - Whalefall - Street Fighter (2026) - You Can See Everything "YouSensefallWhaleFighterCanStreetSensibilityEverything" > "Barbenheimer" 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Verdiggity > Barbenheimer ....?static.klipy.comSeth Meyers: As Controversial As This May SoundALT: Seth Meyers: As Controversial As This May Sound 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026a moment of delayed clarity: i went back to look on twitter and she was talkin' about 1-star reviews of "Vertigo". other than that, i stand by everything i said, your honor. 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026🫛 "Do deer really go to heaven?" 🤠 "If they believe in Jesus, they do..." 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026they fuggin' did it. can't believe i even entertained the doubt for a single yottosecond. subtlety is for cowards. if freud isn't crawlin' out of his grave, cigar in maw, clambering to the nearest cineplex this very moment ... then i don't even know what to believe in anymore.static.klipy.comAnne Hathaway's Funny Fan MomentALT: Anne Hathaway's Funny Fan Moment 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i know i'm putting it all on the line, and it might not work-out the way i hope... but you gotta live. you just gotta live. hypersurrealism is only indistinguishable from camp for those who fail to realise their place in the vocal horseshoe theory of the intelligensia. there is no vocal majority. 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i'm going to a showing in ~2 hours, and anna biller's over on twitter posting screenshots of 1-star reviews from letterboxd as i sit here in line-of-sight to one of my two framed photo-print screencaps of "The Love Witch", and my hopes for this movie are so genuinely high that i can't even speak. 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026in the course of this, i did actually end-up briefly on a flat-earth wiki, and that was fuckin' legit. the 3D diagrams and paper models were layered in so much meta-ironic self-righteous ignorance that's it's genuinely baffling. what a time to be alive. "lunar terminator illusion"; look into it.static.klipy.comRich Benoit: You're Probably Gonna Like It TooALT: Rich Benoit: You're Probably Gonna Like It Too 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026and yes, i know what you're thinking: "you misspelled 'first' and 'firdt', so why should i even listen to anything you're saying?" and to you, i say ... that's exactly the point i'm making.static.klipy.comPobody's Nerfect - The Good PlaceALT: Pobody's Nerfect - The Good Place 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it looks EXACTLY like a fucking leaf. like ... EXACTLY. and yet, you wanna lecture us all about cosmological redshift ??? as best as you know, we're literally inside a mono-stellar shattered shell-bubble of asteroids .... and that doesn't seem inherently odd ??? like an ... egg ??? oort ?? ovum 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026explain the coloration of ictidomys tridecemlineatus firdt, and maybe then we can have a conversation about the hubble constant. if there's no explanation for onomarchus kanara, then how could you possibly state the age and structure and motion and acceleration of the entire universe.arxiv.orgCosmology Intertwined:A Review of the Particle Physics, Astrophysics, and CosmologyAssociated with the Cosmological Tensions and Anomalies 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026we are in the age of interstellar miasma theory. at this point we're measuring the size of each successive turtle based-on the size of the eye of the turtle we directly stand upon by counting the photons under an assumed absence of shadows and lensing with assumed perspective under unknown motion.en.wikipedia.orgDiffuse interstellar bands - Wikipedia 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i say it every week. i say it all the time. so far, it stays being true. none of these numbers make sense. the International Astronomical Union (IAU) only passed Resolution B2 in August of 2015. the ruler is set by the luminosity, which itself is assumed by the distance based-on that ruler.en.wikipedia.orgAge of the universe - Wikipedia 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this chain-of-thought, obviously, led me back to that familiar cozy fireside annoyance at the relentlessly unflappable hubris of astronomers, astrophysicists, and cosmologists. when there's no actual understanding of the supposed "gravitational force", then how can you dare to model the universe??? 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this came to me from the muses, as i pondered the possibility of aliens using earth as like a cosmic highway rest stop. yes, i very nearly peed my pants because i had a 10pm diet coke before a 2 hour drive home. space is too cold to pee in. so what if they show-up here to wizz in the ocean?static.klipy.comDNCE - Cake By The Ocean (Joe Jonas Meme)ALT: DNCE - Cake By The Ocean (Joe Jonas Meme) 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026a lesson that still feels unlearned, is that hubris is a possible path to authority, but it is neither a component, nor a characteristic, of leadership. authority without hubris is real leadership. hubris and self-righteousness are just the foundations of bitterness. no one *deserves* anything.static.klipy.comChat We Are Nothing Phoenix UltALT: Chat We Are Nothing Phoenix Ult 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🇺🇸 "You're in therapy? Since when ?!" 😭 "Since I was thirteen..." 🇺🇸 "Well, what you really needed was a dermatologist." 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026do all y'all know if there's a form of schizophrenia where you get into your truck after seeing a movie and the radio turns-on when you start the engine and a song starts playing (or is already playing) on one of the local college radio stations and the lyrics speak about the movie you just sawr?youtube.comPale Blue - Breathe (Olive T Remix) (Official Video)YouTube video by 2MR 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"not everything is a psy-op..." that's exactly what a psy-op WOULD say....static.klipy.comDiggerALT: Digger 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🪆 🕰️youtube.comThe Jesus And Mary Chain - On The WallYouTube video by I. Zurutuza 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🎙️ "THIS // BOS-TON'S // ON // FIIIIIIIIIIRRRREEEEEEEE"youtube.comWeekend Update: Stella Lefty on Accusations of Plagiarism - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 000
Reposted by leafyrabbetpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 166121052596
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026gonna try following this... (on here: www.instagram.com/leafyrabbet/) 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026technicoloryoutube.comHolly Humberstone - Too Cute To Be Lonely (Official Video)YouTube video by HollyHumberstoneVEVO 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comAlan Partridge & Steve Coogan: The Man Is Mentally IllALT: Alan Partridge & Steve Coogan: The Man Is Mentally Ill 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it only works if i'm vegeta. but then it works so well, that they really might actually truman show me, because it'll be just so wonderful. sitcom life. it'd just happen. i'd be "Rooster". it'd be perfect.static.klipy.comDragon Ball Super Broly: Vegeta Super Saiyan GodALT: Dragon Ball Super Broly: Vegeta Super Saiyan God 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026basement apartment is like luke's from "Gilmore Girls", like an old style bookshop or woodshop or like a romanticized private detective's office-apartment. rooftop apartment is obviously Hannibal's office from Hannibal the tv series mixed with the house from the book: "The Hundred Brothers" (1997). 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026and of course there's a rooftop apartment behind the movie theatre screens, that's also got like a clocktower on it. all of this at the end of a road in the woods leading up a hill that goes down towards a cliff over a river between two bridges, and the clocktower faces town across the river. 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026basement is maintenance and mechanical rooms, along with general storage and food freezers/walk-ins, and a workshop with tool chests and workbenches. also there's a "secret" apartment / in-law suite in the basement on the hilly side of the grounds, so it has some windows. 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026..., and the third-floor / roof is a 2-screen movie theatre and a dance-club/disco with a bar. the movie theatre has one indoor screen and one outdoor screen, where the outdoor screen also aligns with the club as an outdoor dance floor and stage. both theatres have stages. all seats are couches. 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026now i can't not think about the idear of a small-to-mid sized hockey/ice rink complex flanked indoors by a vegan café-bookstore and a vegan fusion restaurant, and then on the lofted 2nd story indoors there's bookshelves, pub-tables, couches, fireplaces, and offices with restrooms ... 130
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026in case it wasn't brutally clear, i also don't watch or follow or care about any sports. except olympic curling, which is borderline pornographic to me. i don't follow it, i barely understand the rules, but i feel it in my cockles and loins. who even would i be if i had vegeta's body?static.klipy.comStephanie Nur as Aaliyah: It's All I Think AboutALT: Stephanie Nur as Aaliyah: It's All I Think About 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i dunno how to explain it, but the idear and sense of being in the stands of a mostly empty hockey rink conveys something so safe and calming to my brain. it's not something i've experienced a ton, but also not never, like, a very countable number of times ... so i dunno ... it's like liminal joy.youtube.comkaeto - propane (Official Music Video)YouTube video by KaetoVEVO 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026""" bass gonna do what the bass always does chew on my waist like bubblegum """youtube.comRebecca Black - Sugar Water Cyanide (Official Lyric Video)YouTube video by rebecca 000
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🔄 🧼 🔄 🪩 🔄 🧺youtube.comRebecca Black - Waschesalon (Official Visualizer)YouTube video by rebecca 100
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🪩 "Waschesalon" (Rebecca Black) 🧺 [found on twitter] 121
leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🇨🇦 "YES, Victor!! Yes, Victor... whatthehell..."youtube.commy favourite adults season 2 line deliveriesYouTube video by oliviadwsa 000
