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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 1h
🧺 "I hear the guy hangs slath, and I'm very interested in seeing that..."
http://www.impawards.com/2026/wicker.html
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 19h
https://x.com/zamdoteth/status/2110867093201781106
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
but it does make sense on reflection, at least just logically, because i had burnt-out and quit my job the prior November and then was unemployed and draining my savings account until that May/June ... and instead of doing anything productive, i was just sad and dumb (per uszh).
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
and then it looks like the rest of October, November, and December are back to 0-3 new movies in theatres, per weekend. of course culminating in the saturnalia saison fortnight double-and triple-features: + Avengers Part 3: Dunesday + Werjumanji: Open Artificial Wulf Season yet i'm on the dip...
https://letterboxd.com/leafyrabbet/stats/
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
even if it's an entirely different show, as like a 5-episode arc of those same characters at the start of their 40s during the end of america ... what would that even be? none of them should/would be in the same place, they probably have no connection to each other, or they'd be so regressive.
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🍈🍈 🧨🧨 🔫🔫
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🧠🔥 yr gym teacher and yr english teacher are getting married
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i'm sorry, but people are morons. i think i've seen at least like 3,100+ movies in my life, and i'm almost always locked-in, solo cinema visits, no phone, no laptop when watching at home. spoilers incoming, but this was actually pretty incredible for a 3-act 90-minute trauma-horror-metaphor.
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
modern masterpiece...... ? yes. i think, yes.
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🔺
Giggly Squad
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i know i'm putting it all on the line, and it might not work-out the way i hope... but you gotta live. you just gotta live. hypersurrealism is only indistinguishable from camp for those who fail to realise their place in the vocal horseshoe theory of the intelligensia. there is no vocal majority.
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm going to a showing in ~2 hours, and anna biller's over on twitter posting screenshots of 1-star reviews from letterboxd as i sit here in line-of-sight to one of my two framed photo-print screencaps of "The Love Witch", and my hopes for this movie are so genuinely high that i can't even speak.
i rapidly scrolled past all the posts because i gotta avoid all spoilers, all trailers, i need to experience it live, just a singular vision.
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it looks EXACTLY like a fucking leaf. like ... EXACTLY. and yet, you wanna lecture us all about cosmological redshift ??? as best as you know, we're literally inside a mono-stellar shattered shell-bubble of asteroids .... and that doesn't seem inherently odd ??? like an ... egg ??? oort ?? ovum
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🇺🇸 "You're in therapy? Since when ?!" 😭 "Since I was thirteen..." 🇺🇸 "Well, what you really needed was a dermatologist."
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gonna try following this... (on here: www.instagram.com/leafyrabbet/)
Day 01 of 31: Melt
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
basement apartment is like luke's from "Gilmore Girls", like an old style bookshop or woodshop or like a romanticized private detective's office-apartment. rooftop apartment is obviously Hannibal's office from Hannibal the tv series mixed with the house from the book: "The Hundred Brothers" (1997).
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🖖
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🪩 "Waschesalon" (Rebecca Black) 🧺 [found on twitter]
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cage knows Cage
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is just life now
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i liked the Ben Wheatley "Rebecca" version, though i feel like it could've done a little more. and this "Bluebeard's Wives" version with Abbey Lee that has some interesting twists. and of course "Ex Machina" was really really great too. sure, it's unfair to compare to a 5 minute music video but 🤷‍♀️
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6852872/
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
❤️‍🩹 📬 🌃 🍷 🎙️
https://x.com/rodeoman/status/2104204433533943914
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(problematically): 🤨⏯️
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Oh, honey, I don't take dollars, I take 10s..."
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
👨🏻‍🍳😚🤌
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after..." ~ Brother Day, Empire "Foundation" [2021]
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🙄 "Oh God ... "torment" ..."
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🔁
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"SHUT-UP, JAY"
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"A Traitor's tired of this ... interesting."
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
✅ - definitively have seen all of it, at least once (if not multiple times all the way through) 📺 - generally i've watched most seasons but technically haven't finished all of it, and for some of them i've only seen the 1st season 🫣 - too upsetting, i dunno if i can watch it. that leg. yikes.
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you have these people not even filling-out a full ballot. or not having any criteria except "what have i watched recently?" or "what shows do i like?". ... 'cause, like, minimal disrespect, but this is a bonkers top 10 for "greatest" of the 21st century (so far) ... ... my guy went 0 for 10.
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this fuckin' guy has been a producer on like 260+ TV Shows and Movies, with something like 50+ of those being shows released since the year 2000 ... and he couldn't even be bothered to fill-out his full top 10. this is so utterly absurd. don't call it "The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century".
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I feel like I connect with [her], because I really don't take life seriously. One minute I'm a vegan, one minute I'm, like, pregnant. I really connect with her."
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶 "don't // make // me // drink aloooooone" 🎶
sawr it on twitter: https://x.com/TomZohar/status/2102816223402897712
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🪞 life 🪩
https://bsky.app/profile/pantspants.bsky.social
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ok, so there were literally no guidelines. it's just free-for-all chaos, that's what you're saying, ok ... ok ... ok ... sure. ok... but why? why would you do this? whatthefahk is this? who is this for?
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the ordering of this list, with some arbitrary top-billing, is utter madness. this is a farce.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/arts/television/votes-tv-shows-21st-century.html
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
everyone got a top 10 list/ballot? that's what you're saying? what are we even doing right now... what is this? "Disclaimer" ... "Young Sheldon" ... "The Night Of" in 26 years of television since 2000 ... these are all top 10, out of everything ... out of everything!??!
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this bullshit is better than all 7 seasons (+ the epilogue mini-series) of "Gilmore Girls" ???? this ????? this is your god ?!?!?!???!?! literally any 8 second clip out of all 4 seasons of "Halt and Catch Fire" is better than this entire miniseries. WHAT ARE WE DOING !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
https://www.theringer.com/2016/08/02/uncategorized/the-night-of-has-a-foot-fetish-and-it-stinks-349a27ea16bb
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Okay." "Hell yeah, dude." "That's so cool."
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
driving home from the grocery store, windows down, loving the 58 degrees evening air ... only to walk into the house and immediately lock eyes with a tiny mouse
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[taps microphone until the room goes quiet] (clears throat) *ahem*: ME AND WHO !!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
literature literacy in-media-res per in-situ diegetic media literacy vis-à-vis visage-au-visage through mise-en-scène match-cut split-dioptre #️⃣WomenOfScience #️⃣MenOfFaith
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
round-robin split-dioptre #️⃣WomenOfScience #️⃣MenOfFaith
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i know that this has gotta be its own kind of cottage industry. some of these are ragebait, but some of it apparently is just somebody doing something either entirely or partially wrong, and everyone's in the comments calling 'em out. obviously probably not a load-bearing wall, but still absurd.
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sorry, "Disclosure Day" ... this is a "호프" household.
http://www.impawards.com/intl/south_korea/2026/hopeu_ver4.html
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
yeezus with the pepper shakers. sure, gurl. sure.
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leafyrabbet @leafyrabbet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
gúrl. ..... .... ........... .... gùrl.
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