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charlotte

@le-rose.bsky.social
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attempting to write, we also program follow us to see us cheer on our friends, enjoy fandoms, make terrible jokes, and share things we find interesting or funny. she/her, she/they

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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 9h
Fuck it, writing the “Petra Parker as older married reporter with kids” novel. Enjoy Penumbra 3, Chapter 1 now on my patreon :)
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Moonlight, new book, ch1 | Ela Bambust
Moonlight, new book, ch1 by Ela Bambust on Patreon. Join Ela Bambust 's community for exclusive content and updates.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 14h
as leader of the free world my first act in my new administration will be to mandate all batman shows to have a minimum of one time per three episodes where batman needs to talk to himself in character as bruce wayne. this, i believe, will bring us back to our roots as a country the world envies.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Si no estás borracho de vino un sábado, ¿eres siquiera chileno?
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(actually having a lot of fun watching thru it in chunks)
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it’s a good dissertation, Ela
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i could fix her
helga katrina sinclair from the movie atlantis
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Karl Nivor from season 1 episode 5 of jackie chan adventures. he wants to eat all of the turtles.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“you’ve reached the center for chronic illnesses and pain, we’re unable to take your call at the moment, please leave a message after the —“
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Scream Loud Scream
Alt: a child in what appears to be a doctors office screaming
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
esta publicación está dedicada a Ska-P
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i think i aimed for mid-life jazz but missed the moon and hit ska
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if the world had just a touch more empathy, even for just a day, it would be radically transformed into a much better place.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the cat might be right…
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
all consoles should have meh specs, change my mind
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Crab Rave on the Beach
Alt: Crab Rave on the Beach
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's your first date, and you're kind of nervous. at the meeting place you meet up with her. she's cute, but kinda shy, kinda nerdy. then she pulls this out of her purse and places it on the table like so and doesn't address it for the remainder of the date. wwyd?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Happy Kitti Enjoys Popcorn Snack
Alt: Happy Kitti Enjoys Popcorn Snack
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you’ve heard about turning nouns into verbs, now get ready for turning adjectives into verbs for the noun they are describing. “i’m gonna go apex that predator“
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in the game of right v left, minorities aren’t the opposing team, they are the ball
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
no comprar una cama de costanera. es demasiado carro. mi española mala hice un chiste muy malo.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
isn't she lovely is eternally stuck in my head every time i see jax
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ezra is a dyed-in-the-wool usian libertarian. as long as you’re following procedure you can do no wrong. to him, morality exists only to suggest new changes to the rules, never to influence them. thats just my read on the guy tho.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Princess Bride: Cary Elwes - 'Death First!'
Alt: Princess Bride: Cary Elwes - 'Death First!'
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*brush brush brush*
a cat nomming on the business end of a toothbrush
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the hand lettered meme font really elevates this
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1% pink 99% gray
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
one day the megacity tokyo will grow large enough to merge with kyoto and there’ll be one capital of japan again.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the number of times we’ve lost /all of our savings and retirement/ to disaster after disaster … how are we going to retire?
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
caption: “select 5 lights”
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i wanted fewer pixels with my dinner, so i went out and grabbed a byte to eat
mauv: (picture of a CAPTCHA) "the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light."

Tim Henke: "eat shit, René Magritte"
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i wanted fewer pixels with my dinner, so i went out and grabbed a byte to eat
mauv: (picture of a CAPTCHA) "the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light."

Tim Henke: "eat shit, René Magritte"
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
learning another language really lets you know how lazy english is as a language. so many times english requires you to just give up, mid-vowel or mid-consonant, and that's just the end of that syllable. other languages just don't stand for that sort of nonsense. feburary
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
first time on adhd meds i waited for water to boil. by the time the water was done boiling the kitchen was clean. wasn't even focused on what i was doing or thinking about what i was doing while i was doing it. is this how allistic people feel? they just get to have that as their default? for free?
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was tempted to pirate HP, curiosity and all that. But @jessiegender.bsky.social is right - think of the amount of times HBO commented on GOT leaks and downloads, just as an example. They DO track these things, and even that drives interest. Let this show die. Trans people deserve better.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my predictions for 2026 aren't happening at all.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
really sick and tired of the trend of every social media platform i care about becoming increasingly hostile to our existence
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this one is a top contender for me
an image shows a “verify you are human” challenge with a warning sign for a stoplight. google’s ai incorrectly asks “select all squares with traffic lights”. 
original poster: “the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.”
quote reply: “eat shit, René Magritte”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so is kid in king arthor’s court. imagine that. american isekai.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i have dreams about this . can you imagine how good that must feel?
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The Incredibles: Mr. Incredible Stretches
Alt: The Incredibles: Mr. Incredible Stretches
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we can’t go back in the box again we can’t go back in the box again we can’t go back in the box again we can’t go back in the box again we can’t go back in the box again
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no war but the class war
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh hey look. they’re starting to move on from trans people into outright racism … where have i seen this before?
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a democracy requires _access_ to the tools of democracy for everyone, _especially_ the people we don’t like. because there will always be someone capable of getting elected who has no qualms about hurting the people some small percent of people don’t like to stay in power. see: all trans people
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
believe it or not this is what turning off a datacenter looked like before ai
bubs from homestarrunner.com walking past a computer screen background that reads “it is now safe to turn your computer off”. his face is a letter and he’s holding homestar’s leg. the leg is a metaphor for a shotgun.
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Kris Dobbins @krisdobbinsart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LWA is still the best thing Trigger's ever made in my opinion and it kills me that the Netflix anime will never get a home video release.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the americans might not be able to unless they can vote out the current government in november.
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charlotte @le-rose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
once again, with deadly precision, you have wounded me
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A cool thing about the Petra Parker trend is that she's explicitly trans. It's not just a simple genderbend. The whole thing is about how the spiderman universe would react to her transition. Very cool.
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