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@lazofthestars.bsky.social
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Languages: EN/PT 🇧🇷 What do you mean this social medium was made for socializing. I'm addicted to video games, porn and work. I don't smoke or drink, so I guess it could be worse. 23y nonbinary AND lesbian 🔞 May repost NSFW occasionally Minors DNI

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Nao me segura. Vou desenhar safadeza @jefflhama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NADA DE ABAIXAR A PORRA DA CABEÇA
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severina xique-xique @tiavelha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Galera, o seguinte: Eu sei que a maioria está triste, especialmente com o Senado. Por isso, eu separei aqui uma listinha de uma série de pau no cu que não conseguiram se eleger ou reeleger, só pra trazer um pouco de alento pra vocês:
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slay/slem @omiwatari.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
indo ali
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SEBA (commissions open give me money) @sebadoesntexist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 04/10/2026
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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bluey @flightless-fox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new ralsei plush outfit idea
A pencil sketch of the Ralsei plush from Deltarune. It's wearing a cute clown costume.
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Kyou @kyoou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He thought being a godfather just meant standing there at the baptism ceremony
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Paulo Moreira @paulomoreira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BRILHE imediatamente
tirinha com o personagem indo votar, a urna faz o PILILILILIM E ELE SAI LEVANDO UMA ENORME ESTRELA JUNTO COM TODO MUNDO! Domingo TEM! VAMO FAZER ACONTECER NO PRIMEIRO TURNO 🌟🌟🌟
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Jaida Aah! Yell! Mack | friend of eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
* Despite everything, it's-a you.
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sure thing! That worx
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bê; @literalirio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tá acontecendo somos exemplo mundial
cidade vista de cima com nuvens e arco-íris, estátua gigante no centro firmada en um campo circular

legenda:
happy ending, the whole world is now Brazil
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rooshoes @roo.shoes · 28/09/2026
very pleased that multiple people get this
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Isabel Medeiros @isabelmedeiros.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
paydayreport.com/x-blocks-acc...
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X Blocks Account of National Conference of Bishops of Brasil As Catholics Back Lula
Polls show Catholics backing Lula as the church denounces foreign interference.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Mateus Carvalho @mateuscarvalho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Esse é o melhor vídeo de todos eu acho
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Paulo Moreira @paulomoreira.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bom dia site
Uma ilustração que diz “com fim das bets, influencers caem no choro no meio da rua e dizem que não vão aguentar”, vemos uma galega caindo aos prantos de joelhos no chão e outro personagem com uma cara de rapariga bem feliz 😁
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Ribbitsu(animator) @ribbitsu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Team Rocket's Newest Member
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
eh isso aí galera pau no cu das bets Já vai tarde Mas também demorou pra krl hein? Teve que esperar a copa passar msm?
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Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saiu na Folha @folha.com Mais tiras do DEMÔNIO aqui: manualdominotauro.blogspot.com/search/label...
Tira de Laerte, em 3 quadrinhos.
1) O demônio conversa com a avó-demônia. Ele pergunta: “Tem mais conselhos pra eu virar alguém interessante, vó?” - ela responde: “Tenho.”
2) A avó-demônia diz: “Busque o contraste: fique perto de quem é radicalmente diferente de você.”
3) Balcão de bar. O demônio está em frente a uma xícara de café. A seu lado, alinhados ao balcão, está uma fileira de demônios idênticos a ele, da mesma cor, com o mesmo formato, tudo igual, cada um deles em frente a uma xícara de café igual. O demônio pede: “Me passa o açúcar?” - a fileira de demônios iguais reage com escândalo: “AÇÚCAR??!!” - “Ele toma com açúcar…” - “Absurdo.”
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My English level is advanced, however I do not understand smart jokes in English, only dumb ones
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
eca, fundo branco
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 24/09/2026
moe serial killer doesnt know that dates are meant to be had at olive garden
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait ppl say that? People really think knights of Guinevere is bad??
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Bug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also I feel like people don't want to accept that art made out of spite can be incredible, it's not inherently bad. We don't need a "morally good" reason for art to exist. I'd rather hear a creator's intense emotions about a given topic over making something as inoffensive to the public as possible.
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's hard identifying as non-binary and lesbian because no lesbians are attracted to me, therefore my identity is completely invalid
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Acabei de comer o segundo pior hambúrguer da minha vida. Tão ruim que me fez lembrar da existência do primeiro. A experiência foi próxima
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Lana Potiguara-GuaraLana 🏹 @lanaflowerz.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Me explica homura
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
QUE PORRA É ESSA
Uma thumbnail de um vídeo no YouTube.

"DUDÃO - O FILME | Trailer oficial (2026)"

No preview do vídeo, um homem (live action), está dirigindo no carro enquanto o Dudão (animação) está no banco do carona.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Top 5 fails from my first book, “Failure.” My latest book, "Fun," hits Kickstarter Sept 22! Go to ✨ mrlovensteinpresents.com ✨ and I'll let you know when it drops and hook you up with a FREE enamel pin.
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Mysta @mystabel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Zelda pelos valores cristãos 🙏🏻
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
every right wing take on masculinity sounds like this to me: "men are SOFT now because they don't like to do stuff that SUCKS like see who can hold HOT COALS in their hand the longest"
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Goza de boa saúde --> Ejacula LITROS de tão boa que é a saúde da pessoa
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Qual Gif aparece se você pesquisar o seu nome? É claro...
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Laughing Crystal Gem
Alt: Lapis Lazuli rindo, de Steven Universo
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Lana Potiguara-GuaraLana 🏹 @lanaflowerz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
5 de setembro Dia Internacional da Mulher Indígena Feliz Dia Internacional das Mulheres Indígenas! Para todas: mães, filhas, netas, mulheres trans, mulheres que amam mulheres, guerreiras, lideranças, mulheres com deficiência. Que estão na aldeia ou na cidade.
5 de setembro Dia Internacional da Mulher Indígena
Feliz Dia Internacional das Mulheres Indígenas! 
Para todas: mães, filhas, netas, mulheres trans, mulheres que amam mulheres, guerreiras, lideranças, mulheres com deficiência.
Que estão na aldeia ou na cidade.
Que conhecem sua história ou a retomam para mantê-la viva.
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gautor é filho do carbono e do amoníaco @arielfhitz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
SAIUUUUUUU O FILHO DO CARBONO E DO AMONÍACO TA EM PRE VENDA!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🌻🌻🌻 depois de quatro anos escrevendo posso dizer que meu livro existe no mundo!!!!! ➡️ link.amazon/B0hWP47jN
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Lunna Fabris @lunna.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Galera, isso aqui é muito sério. TENTATIVA DE HOMICÍDIO contra Duda Salabert. www.em.com.br/politica/202...
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Duda Salabert sofre tentativa de homicídio na Grande BH
Deputada federal fiscalizava extração ilegal de minério quando foi atacada por três homens, na divisa de BH com Nova Lima
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
Chess.com
skill issue
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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@elonmusk • 8h
Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dogs’ reactions when you ask them if they want a walk. Original post
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Boa tarde pra todas as bruxas Para os inquisidores a boa tarde tá 10 reais
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Don't just suck the dick, *chew* the dick
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💋 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕒 • ♱ @ladypaprika.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ritual of Purification - Page 29
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Índio quer wi-fi"
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Larinha no Echoverso 🏳️‍⚧️ @laralabs.dev · 29/08/2026
De todas as artes da Petra Parker que eu vi essa é a que tem o traje de Spider-Woman mais legal!
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Bug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Spider’s Day Off
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Bug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Guardian Angel
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GLUE!!!!!!!!! @lazofthestars.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
👁️👁️
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JCog @jcog.dev · 21/08/2026
every time
Donnie Darko meme

1st panel: I found a use for AI.
2nd panel: LLMs or Machine Learning?
3rd panel: Machine Learning.
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