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Bringing my A-game to sea level.

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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 7h
So over Memorial Day, my doom metal band SUPERCOLONY got together with some friends of ours and made an album that is... only partially doom metal. It is ludicrously titled "SUPERCOLONY and Friends Present: Tales from Cancer Paradise, vol. 1," and here is a good rock 'n roll single from it.
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Aqua Velva (feat. “Friendly” Gene Coldstone and Max Embryonic), by SUPERCOLONY and Friends
track by SUPERCOLONY and Friends
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 8h
My Windows key broke for a bit because the bloatware that allows my keyboard to run was outdated. We are the architects of the hell we inhabit.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 11h
You can't always Bee Thousand. But dammit, you can always try.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 04/10/2026
We shall sing songs of the Dwaynes for centuries to come.
A screenshot of the victory screen of the Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 04/10/2026
The highs are still in the 90s, but I'm making plans for Soup Weather. Hope springs eternal.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Playing the Final Fantasy for the first time, rate my party makeup
A screenshot of the Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster, starring the four heroes of light, Dwayne, Dwanne, Duane, and D'wäan.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Oh hey a Bandcamp Friday where I have something to promote. Go listen to my ant-flavored doom metal song and click yr mandibles in anticipation of the full album on 11-13.
supercolony.bandcamp.com
Mating Flight, by SUPERCOLONY
track by SUPERCOLONY
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Aseprite @aseprite.org · 01/10/2026
Aseprite is 40% off during the Steam Autumn sale, until October 8th! Get it directly from our website: aseprite.org/buy/ or from Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/431730/A...
Aseprite is 40% off
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 01/10/2026
What if you built a little pyramid out of them
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Whetstone Games / OFFBEAT out now! @whetstone.games · 30/09/2026
game with music made in OFFBEAT!!! wow!! @lazersaurus.itch.io remains cool always reminder that everything you make in OFFBEAT is yours to keep :)
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 30/09/2026
Jazzed as hell to learn about this.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 30/09/2026
Death Note except when you write a person's name in the book it just deletes all of their accounts on the entire internet
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 29/09/2026
Jane Austen from the top rope: "Here he stopped to be thanked; which being done, he went on."
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 29/09/2026
If I had to pick a part of my life that would most deeply sadden my 20-years-ago self, it'd probably be be me demurring on grabbing coffee with a friend because I'm "under some EOQ deadlines at the moment."
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 25/09/2026
The cat, she is in love with the dog. The dog? He is scared of the cat. A tale as old as time, non?
A picture of the cat cramming her face into the dog's butt.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 25/09/2026
I respect all forms of art, except (a) anything that has ever involved the use of generative AI and (b) any pastiche on the Mission:Impossible theme that isn't in 5/4 time.
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Ross Ingram @rossingram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ant record is coming. Ant record is coming. Ant record is coming. Strap on your wings and fly.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 25/09/2026
Final plug: The music is a blipstyle interpolation of a song by Supercolony, which is my doom metal band about ants. If you like doom metal and/or ants, follow us on Bandcamp; our first full length drops on November 13, and our song Mating Flight is available now to assault your precious ears.
supercolony.bandcamp.com
Mating Flight, by SUPERCOLONY
track by SUPERCOLONY
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 25/09/2026
Fun note: I made almost all of the sounds for The Dude is Still Hungry in @whetstone.games' Offbeat, an extremely rad video game about making music. Go buy it!
store.steampowered.com
OFFBEAT on Steam
OFFBEAT is a music-tycoon game where you build the recording studio of your dreams. Collect and upgrade increasingly strange musical objects, complete jobs for cash, and record real, actual music.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 25/09/2026
One player (or 0.5 sickos) manipulates falling blocks, Puyo Puyo style, to make color groups of four and spawn fruit. The other player/half-sicko jumps on platforms created by the blocks and grabs fruit to feed the titular Hungry Dude. Collect all the fruit the Dude needs for a healthy life.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 25/09/2026
A friend and I made a game for the Falling Block Jam. It is called The Dude is Still Hungry, and it is for two players (or one sicko). Play it right now on Itch! #FallingBlockJam
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The Dude is Still Hungry. by lazersaurus
A Falling Block Jam game for two players (or one sicko)
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 25/09/2026
Sometimes you just can't start your day until you've seen precisely five green squares.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 24/09/2026
You couldn't handle my opinions on Ohio. My mildest opinion on Ohio would leave you crying for a hug and a chocolate chip cookie.
A screenshot of a spam email I got asking me for my opinions on Ohio.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 24/09/2026
Everybody loves the idea of a shower beer, but what about a shower coffee
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 23/09/2026
U-Mass is an underrated bisexual anthem
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Michael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bi visibility day AND the 35th anniversary Trompe le Monde by The Pixies
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
long long lonnnnnnnnng spagggghetti #fallingblockjam
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 23/09/2026
"Oh look, my left knee has detached itself from my body and is desperately trying to escape this treadmill by waggling toward the door like a dying trout. Time for some fresh Hokas."
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 23/09/2026
I like that my main indicator that I need new running shoes is that all of my leg joints begin to hurt all the time.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 23/09/2026
Reading Sense and Sensibility makes me want to watch Daria reruns.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 23/09/2026
Good news: Every time I've been to the doctor in the last five years, they made me do it both ways.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 22/09/2026
gromf chompf hompf hompf
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 22/09/2026
My Falling Block Jam game is almost a game! Godot is *crazy* powerful, y'all.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 21/09/2026
I've been chasing the dopamine high I got from figuring out the Myst clock puzzle since I was 12 years old.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 21/09/2026
The worst part about sending a meeting invite is when they accept it.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 20/09/2026
my Falling Block Jam submission is turning out kind of weird
A screenshot of my work-in-progress submission for the Falling Block Jam. It is called The Dude is Still Hungry.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 20/09/2026
I'm "second-guessing myself about how I pronounce 'colonoscopy'" years old today.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 20/09/2026
It's called "seasoning" and it's gourmet.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 19/09/2026
Alton Brown said to make grilled cheese in the waffle iron, and around these parts we do everything Alton Brown tells us to do.
A photo of three grilled cheese sandwiches that were made in a waffle iron, along with a cup of honestly kind of unpleasant store-bought tomato basil soup.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 19/09/2026
iteration!
Second pass at a start screen for my game, The Dude is Still Hungry, for the Falling Block jam.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 19/09/2026
What they don't tell you is that making art is the easy part. The hard part is fixing all the stuff you keep accidentally drawing on the wrong layer.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 18/09/2026
here come the hotstepper
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 18/09/2026
His name is Buttchin the Purple and he is my son.
A pixel drawing of Buttchin the Purple, one of the player characters from my upcoming game, The Dude is Still Hungry.
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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 18/09/2026
Falling Block Jam 2026 begins now! You have 10 days to create an original game celebrating blocks and gravity. The optional theme this year is: 🍝 Spaghetti itch.io/jam/falling-...
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Falling Block Jam 2026
A game jam from 2026-09-18 to 2026-09-28 hosted by davemakes. Falling Block Jam celebrates the combination of blocks and gravity in video games. Think Tetris, Puyo Puyo, Panel de Pon, Dr. Mario, and L...
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 18/09/2026
Making placeholder art for the Falling Block Jam Graphic design is my passion
A placeholder start screen for my Falling Block Jam submission. The game is called The Dude is Still Hungry.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 17/09/2026
Bad day at work? Have you tried listening to Crystal Waters' "100% Pure Love" 37 times in a row? Nothing bad can happen to you after you listen to Crystal Waters' "100% Pure Love" 37 times in a row.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 16/09/2026
Sliding Doors except it's me actually interacting with any of the 30ish indie game Discords I have joined and then muted.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 12/09/2026
Feel free to share this with anybody who is a fan of either extremely raunchy guitars or extremely raunchy ants. I am terrible at signal-boosting on this website, so that's as close as you're gonna get to me begging for reskeets.
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