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Bringing my A-game to sea level.

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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 13h
When I die, bury me with two cans of Ro-Tel so I can pay off the ferryman.
A photograph of a bowl of delicious chili that I made because it is now officially Soup Weather. Don't look at what the temperature is; Soup Weather is a state of mind.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 04/10/2026
We shall sing songs of the Dwaynes for centuries to come.
A screenshot of the victory screen of the Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Playing the Final Fantasy for the first time, rate my party makeup
A screenshot of the Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster, starring the four heroes of light, Dwayne, Dwanne, Duane, and D'wäan.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 25/09/2026
The cat, she is in love with the dog. The dog? He is scared of the cat. A tale as old as time, non?
A picture of the cat cramming her face into the dog's butt.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 25/09/2026
One player (or 0.5 sickos) manipulates falling blocks, Puyo Puyo style, to make color groups of four and spawn fruit. The other player/half-sicko jumps on platforms created by the blocks and grabs fruit to feed the titular Hungry Dude. Collect all the fruit the Dude needs for a healthy life.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 24/09/2026
You couldn't handle my opinions on Ohio. My mildest opinion on Ohio would leave you crying for a hug and a chocolate chip cookie.
A screenshot of a spam email I got asking me for my opinions on Ohio.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 22/09/2026
gromf chompf hompf hompf
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 22/09/2026
My Falling Block Jam game is almost a game! Godot is *crazy* powerful, y'all.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 20/09/2026
my Falling Block Jam submission is turning out kind of weird
A screenshot of my work-in-progress submission for the Falling Block Jam. It is called The Dude is Still Hungry.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 19/09/2026
Alton Brown said to make grilled cheese in the waffle iron, and around these parts we do everything Alton Brown tells us to do.
A photo of three grilled cheese sandwiches that were made in a waffle iron, along with a cup of honestly kind of unpleasant store-bought tomato basil soup.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 19/09/2026
iteration!
Second pass at a start screen for my game, The Dude is Still Hungry, for the Falling Block jam.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 18/09/2026
here come the hotstepper
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 18/09/2026
His name is Buttchin the Purple and he is my son.
A pixel drawing of Buttchin the Purple, one of the player characters from my upcoming game, The Dude is Still Hungry.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 18/09/2026
Making placeholder art for the Falling Block Jam Graphic design is my passion
A placeholder start screen for my Falling Block Jam submission. The game is called The Dude is Still Hungry.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 08/09/2026
Standing in the shade outside a tire store underneath a highway on a Tuesday morning. It's like standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand but the rest of the record is good, too.
A photo of the view from a shady spot outside a tire store.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 03/09/2026
Nothing to see here, just a leaf on an umbrella
A photograph I took of a katydid hanging out on top of an upturned umbrella.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 30/08/2026
Spent part of my evening drawing the Winnie-the-Pooh Gundam.
A photo of my drawing of the RX-78-2 Gundam hanging dong. It's censored.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 29/08/2026
I make no claim to sainthood, but sometimes I can rustle up a decent breakfast.
A photograph of the breakfast I made today, which consists of two English muffins, atop one of which I've put butter and blackberry jam and on the other two poached eggs with queso. A cup of coffee steams patiently in the background.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 28/08/2026
Offbeat still rules. Making grimy little dudes in #PicoCAD still rules. Blade obviously still rules.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 24/08/2026
"Where's the first record?" I hear you screech, beseechingly. Patience, friend. Patience.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 24/08/2026
Second record has gone to mixing! Here's a spoiler-free hint:
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 15/08/2026
Bought the 2024 PHB after having not played D&D since 3.5e, and I gotta say, reading this book is a much kinder experience than I remember it being.
A photograph of an excerpt of the foreword of the 2024 Dungeons & Dragons Player's Handbook. It reads: "I invite you to embark on such adventures anew. Share as much laughter as you can with your friends. Use only the rules that serve your fun, and always follow your group's bliss. So many people have been enjoying the magic of D&D for half a century. Let's keep it blazing for another 50 years! --Jeremy Crawford"
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 13/08/2026
L'Homme à la Chauve-Souris
a quick and shitty sketch of batman in a beret with a striped shirt smoking a cigarette with appropriate ennui
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 10/08/2026
I'm not saying it wasn't a fluke. All I'm saying is I still got it, baby.
A screenshot of Tetris 99 showing that the last ten games I played I have an average place of 14. So I still got it, baby.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 10/08/2026
STILL GOT IT BABY
A screenshot of Tetris 99, showing me as TETRIS MAXIMUS.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 06/08/2026
This is fucking bleak.
A screenshot of an email from ACL Fest asking you to put concert tickets on layaway because end-stage capitalism is the weirdest and dumbest grift imaginable.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 05/08/2026
a picture of Werner Herzog requesting to see the VCR drum machine
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 03/08/2026
Not a bad crumb for a Sunday night whim, if I do say so myself.
A photo of the inside of the bread i made.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 03/08/2026
Baked some bread for no real reason other than I had some flour, yeast, and free will lying around.
A photo of a couple loaves of bread I made. They look pretty good.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 31/07/2026
Can't stop doing stuff in Offbeat. Also can't stop thinking about Blippo+ and its great soundtrack. So here's some more of all of that. #picocad2
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 29/07/2026
Alton, you beautiful bastard, we've done it again.
A photo of poached eggs on toast with queso on top.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 29/07/2026
I'll try not to, Alton, but the temptation is always there.
A screenshot of an Alton Brown recipe for poached eggs. "4. Let it poach: Turn off the heat, cover the pan and set your timer for 5 minutes. Don't peek, poke, stir or accost the egg in any way."
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 28/07/2026
Distracting the child with screens instead of bothering to do any actual parenting. For shame.
A photograph of Banshee the Turbogremlin watching birds and a chipmunk on TV.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 28/07/2026
Ma'am please I am trying to get some stuff done today
A photograph of a kitten named Banshee the Turbogremlin attacking and disemboweling my hand. It's the only way I've found to keep her from bullying the dog.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 28/07/2026
Made more songs in Offbeat and kinda MacGyvered together a 2D animation setup in PicoCAD 2 in a way that probably violates the warranty.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 23/07/2026
Made some beats in Offbeat, made some fan art in PicoCAD 2.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 20/07/2026
My panthers are finally starting to bloom.
A photograph I took of a stray black cat lounging in one of my disused planters.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 16/07/2026
Played Denshattack! until my fingers hurt and then made Denshattack! fan art.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 11/07/2026
Headed back to Lordran, this time on Switch 2 for maximum portability.
A screenshot of my latest Dark Souls character. His name is GYERRAAAAAAGH.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 07/07/2026
Watching Paper Mario on GDQ and messing around in PicoCAD. Wah.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 29/06/2026
I know every cat is the most photogenic cat to the people who care most about the cat, but the thing is that *this* particular cat is *actually* the most photogenic cat.
A photograph of the most adorable kitten on god's rotting earth. It is a brown tabby that is 50% ears, 40% paws, and 30% eeeeeee.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 29/06/2026
Reading this in my best Ben Bradlee voice.
Screenshot of a quote from a former "content operations manager" of an Alabama news conglomerate: "We were producing a newspaper a day. There was no way to do that with reporters."
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 27/06/2026
Cat is uninterested in Elliot's heroism but would love to attack and destroy the vile USB-C cable that powers his enemies.
Photograph of a kitten helping me play The Adventures of Elliot.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 27/06/2026
After hanging out with this kitten for 24 hours, I've decided cat people don't actually like cats so much as they like having a self-insert character in the fanfic of their own lives. Somebody who's allowed to go just buckwild until naptime and be rewarded with unconditional love, like we all want.
A photograph of a sleeping kitten. It is very tiny with huge ears and paws.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 21/06/2026
Frog on the front door.
A photograph I took of a frog that had attached itself to the glass of the front door. I took the picture from the inside, and the frog was on the outside, so the picture makes it look like the frog is levitating. Which is neat.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 08/06/2026
Case in point: ABSOLUTE GARFIELD
A very quick photoshop job of a page from Absolute Batman where Batman dropkicks a child into the stratosphere, but where I have cleverly replaced Batman's and the child's heads with, respectively, those of Garfield and Nermal.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 04/06/2026
Frank Herbert fucking WISHES he could pull this shit from the æther.
Photograph of a page of the religious pamphlet "Satanic Spectacular" where the author claims that aliens are actually fallen angels.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 04/06/2026
brb getting right with god
A photo of a religious pamphlet titled "Satanic Spectacular," featuring an incredible black-and-white painting of flying saucers whizzing over a planet.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 22/05/2026
Sometimes I go into a two-day fugue state and bake, but usually not like this.
A photograph of a dozen tiny kouign-amann that I baked this morning.A photograph of nine cardamom pillows (AKA Cardi Ps), fresh out of the oven.
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Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 20/05/2026
Wretchrot AKA Baby from Dimension 20's Fantasy High. He's made of blood, y'see.
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