Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 3hDeath Note except when you write a person's name in the book it just deletes all of their accounts on the entire internet 000
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 29/09/2026Jane Austen from the top rope: "Here he stopped to be thanked; which being done, he went on." 000
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 29/09/2026If I had to pick a part of my life that would most deeply sadden my 20-years-ago self, it'd probably be be me demurring on grabbing coffee with a friend because I'm "under some EOQ deadlines at the moment." 021
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 25/09/2026The cat, she is in love with the dog. The dog? He is scared of the cat. A tale as old as time, non? 020
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 25/09/2026I respect all forms of art, except (a) anything that has ever involved the use of generative AI and (b) any pastiche on the Mission:Impossible theme that isn't in 5/4 time. 010
Reposted by LazersaurusRoss Ingram @rossingram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ant record is coming. Ant record is coming. Ant record is coming. Strap on your wings and fly. 023
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 25/09/2026A friend and I made a game for the Falling Block Jam. It is called The Dude is Still Hungry, and it is for two players (or one sicko). Play it right now on Itch! #FallingBlockJamlazersaurus.itch.ioThe Dude is Still Hungry. by lazersaurusA Falling Block Jam game for two players (or one sicko) 1133
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 24/09/2026You couldn't handle my opinions on Ohio. My mildest opinion on Ohio would leave you crying for a hug and a chocolate chip cookie. 000
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 24/09/2026Everybody loves the idea of a shower beer, but what about a shower coffee 010
Reposted by LazersaurusMichael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy bi visibility day AND the 35th anniversary Trompe le Monde by The Pixies 2255
Reposted by LazersaurusLorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026long long lonnnnnnnnng spagggghetti #fallingblockjam 20514114
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 23/09/2026I like that my main indicator that I need new running shoes is that all of my leg joints begin to hurt all the time. 100
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 23/09/2026Reading Sense and Sensibility makes me want to watch Daria reruns. 000
Reposted by LazersaurusMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 6449189
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 22/09/2026My Falling Block Jam game is almost a game! Godot is *crazy* powerful, y'all. 0175
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 21/09/2026I've been chasing the dopamine high I got from figuring out the Myst clock puzzle since I was 12 years old. 010
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 21/09/2026The worst part about sending a meeting invite is when they accept it. 010
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 20/09/2026my Falling Block Jam submission is turning out kind of weird 011
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 20/09/2026I'm "second-guessing myself about how I pronounce 'colonoscopy'" years old today. 010
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 19/09/2026Alton Brown said to make grilled cheese in the waffle iron, and around these parts we do everything Alton Brown tells us to do. 3421
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 19/09/2026What they don't tell you is that making art is the easy part. The hard part is fixing all the stuff you keep accidentally drawing on the wrong layer. 000
Reposted by Lazersaurusdavemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 18/09/2026Falling Block Jam 2026 begins now! You have 10 days to create an original game celebrating blocks and gravity. The optional theme this year is: 🍝 Spaghetti itch.io/jam/falling-...itch.ioFalling Block Jam 2026A game jam from 2026-09-18 to 2026-09-28 hosted by davemakes. Falling Block Jam celebrates the combination of blocks and gravity in video games. Think Tetris, Puyo Puyo, Panel de Pon, Dr. Mario, and L... 711755
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 18/09/2026Making placeholder art for the Falling Block Jam Graphic design is my passion 100
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 17/09/2026Bad day at work? Have you tried listening to Crystal Waters' "100% Pure Love" 37 times in a row? Nothing bad can happen to you after you listen to Crystal Waters' "100% Pure Love" 37 times in a row. 000
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 16/09/2026Sliding Doors except it's me actually interacting with any of the 30ish indie game Discords I have joined and then muted. 000
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 12/09/2026My doom metal band about ants is called SUPERCOLONY and we are releasing our first full-length a month from now. As a sneak preview, here is a song about sex and death:supercolony.bandcamp.comMating Flight, by SUPERCOLONYtrack by SUPERCOLONY 100
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 11/09/2026Writing PR copy for my doom metal record about ants while completely high on my own farts. I hate nothing more than talking about myself, but this album actually just rips, man. 110
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 10/09/2026It took me a couple chapters to get into it, but the knives are coming out in Sense and Sensibility and it is *delicious.* 000
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 10/09/2026MY RECORD IS MASTERED I HAVE MASTERS ON MY HARD DRIVE 000
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 10/09/2026Cleaning my house and confronting the realization that I am the kind of person who never sticks stickers anywhere because once you've stuck them somewhere then they're stuck there. 100
Reposted by LazersaurusPlaydate @play.date · 09/09/2026Season 3 CONFIRMED, starts October 8. Pre-order now! 🛼 play.date/s3 1322952
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 09/09/2026It is just very funny to me that one of the bigger sales pitches of the new Mega Man game is that you get to shoot a girl. 010
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 08/09/2026Standing in the shade outside a tire store underneath a highway on a Tuesday morning. It's like standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand but the rest of the record is good, too. 010
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 05/09/2026Labor Day weekend means another fiendish Mark Halpin puzzle pack! It's big brain time, y'allmarkhalpin.comWheels Within Wheels 000
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 05/09/2026Human bodies are weird and bad and, on balance, too high a cost for the privilege of experiencing corporeal being. (My tummy kind of hurts today.) 010
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 05/09/2026Every new video game should come with an option for "yes, I have played any video game before, ever, so you don't have to narrate the entire experience for me as if I am a baby and you are Dr. Oni-Seuss-a" 000
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 02/09/2026Why would the neighbor choose the hottest day of the year to repaint their condo? Why couldn't it be in November when I wouldn't have to choose between heat stroke and paint fume brain damage? 010
Reposted by LazersaurusWhetstone Games / OFFBEAT out now! @whetstone.games · 02/09/2026the first OFFBEAT major early access drop is here!! WOOO!! get your bows (and plectrums) ready for the world's smallest violin! and also two brand new effects pedals, eleven new jobs, desk inventory and more! the game is also 15% off for a bit! check it out: store.steampowered.com/app/4468030/... 3276
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 02/09/2026Some AI art shenaniganry calling itself "pixel-forge" just followed me, so that's gross as hell. See you in the robot war, loser 100
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 02/09/2026Old-person habits I've adopted since I hit my mid-40s, ranked: • Making the bed every morning: 2/10, boring and sad • Knee just hurts now: 5/10, at least I can feel something • Going the speed limit: 8/10, surprisingly pleasant and calm • 10pm bedtime: 11/10, goddamn best thing ever 110
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 01/09/2026Got the mixdown version of the Pretty Hate Machine pastiche we put together in the space of four hours over Memorial Day and I just hope Trent is proud of mestatic.klipy.comTrent Reznor My Beloved Heart LocketAlt: Trent Reznor My Beloved Heart Locket 010
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 31/08/2026Big Walk is a masterpiece, man. Solve some puzzles, talk about life with your friends, fall off a cliff, get lost in the dark. 000
Lazersaurus @lazersaurus.itch.io · 31/08/2026I personally think all apps should take Sundays off. 010
